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Cuba's Silk Road Story
Topic Started: Mar 13 2012, 10:16 AM (2,758 Views)
ILOVEFINAWL
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So i ordered some mdma to my house about 3 weeks ago. After 2 weeks nothing had shown up so i messaged the guy and he said he would re ship it. I had been waking up on time every day to get to the mail box before my parents so nothing suspcious would happen and if nothing was there i would leave the mail in there as if no1 checked the box.

Of course the day it arrives i dont go down. My dad comes home and says i have a package. He brings it up to me and says open it now. Clearly suspicous since it says its from the netherlands i'm wondering what is going to happen. I cut open the package here lays a Phillips Eco-Click starter. As pictured here. Posted Image
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I was like omg this is crazy. My dads face was priceless as he clearly expected to catch me with something. he's like what the fuck is this, did u order this and i go, No i have no idea what this is. Him and my mom spend about 45 minutes googling everything they can about this shit, but not taking it out of the seal. Me knowing exactly what it was had to think of a plan.

My genuis strikes and i go you know i just checked the halo website i go on and i won a tournament so maybe thats the prize. I think it makes my fan change colors. My dad whose already confused out of his mind goes Oh, that makes sense. I take it upstairs and then call him to show him my fan which already changed colors. He was like oh cool. I then open this shit up and find inside a plastic bag which inside of that was folded paper which had the mdma inside.

Fucking Win.
Edited by ILOVEFINAWL, Mar 13 2012, 10:19 AM.
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sam will be contacting your parents about this incident.
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arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Mar 13 2012, 10:18 AM
sam will be contacting your parents about this incident.
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ARE YOUR PARENTS ON MORE DRUGS THEN YOU CUBA?
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well at least i see now where you got your stupidity from X)
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Mar 13 2012, 10:26 AM
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One vent.
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your parents make you open your mail/packages in front of them?

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good story doe X)
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sam if u ever make a tournament prize a stupid fan color changer

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My parent's face is priceless as it clearly expected to catch me with something. WATTTT

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jon the don

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Mar 13 2012, 10:16 AM
So i ordered some mdma to my house about 3 weeks ago. After 2 weeks nothing had shown up so i messaged the guy and he said he would re ship it. I had been waking up on time every day to get to the mail box before my parents so nothing suspcious would happen and if nothing was there i would leave the mail in there as if no1 checked the box.

Of course the day it arrives i dont go down. My dad comes home and says i have a package. He brings it up to me and says open it now. Clearly suspicous since it says its from the netherlands i'm wondering what is going to happen. I cut open the package here lays a Phillips Eco-Click starter. As pictured here. Posted Image
and Posted Image.

I was like omg this is crazy. My dads face was priceless as he clearly expected to catch me with something. he's like what the fuck is this, did u order this and i go, No i have no idea what this is. Him and my mom spend about 45 minutes googling everything they can about this shit, but not taking it out of the seal. Me knowing exactly what it was had to think of a plan.

My genuis strikes and i go you know i just checked the halo website i go on and i won a tournament so maybe thats the prize. I think it makes my fan change colors. My dad whose already confused out of his mind goes Oh, that makes sense. I take it upstairs and then call him to show him my fan which already changed colors. He was like oh cool. I then open this shit up and find inside a plastic bag which inside of that was folded paper which had the mdma inside.

Fucking Win.
I was gonna actually order some molly from that site but I didn't because it was too risky. What if it gets caught by customs? They have your home address.

Also how is the quality of it?
Edited by jon the don, Mar 13 2012, 01:09 PM.
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Louie

customs checks less than 1% of shit that goes through into the country
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Mar 13 2012, 01:13 PM
customs checks less than 1% of shit that goes through into the country
Maybe, but I'm pretty sure the US Government isn't retarded as you think they are. FBI know pretty well that this silkroad website exists and are probably checking packages more often from those specific countries. Also, how safe you are is determined by the shipper and how good he secured the drugs. There are tons of drug sniffing dogs and xray machines that confiscate a ton of drugs everyday...
Edited by jon the don, Mar 13 2012, 01:38 PM.
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#joN ThE DoN: rr bg ?
super raaa!nnyyy: is theory on ur team?
#joN ThE DoN: yes
super raaa!nnyyy: i dont really wanna play
super raaa!nnyyy: me and sameer just going to 2v2 scrim vs ppl and have fun
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Mar 13 2012, 01:35 PM
HPT-4
Mar 13 2012, 01:13 PM
customs checks less than 1% of shit that goes through into the country
Maybe, but I'm pretty sure the US Government isn't retarded as you think they are. FBI know pretty well that this silkroad website exists and are probably checking packages more often from those specific countries. Also, how safe you are is determined by the shipper and how good he secured the drugs. There are tons of drug sniffing dogs and xray machines that confiscate a ton of drugs everyday...
local dealers?


il hook u up nice nigga +15% on transportation ight?
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Mar 13 2012, 01:41 PM
jon the don
Mar 13 2012, 01:35 PM
HPT-4
Mar 13 2012, 01:13 PM
customs checks less than 1% of shit that goes through into the country
Maybe, but I'm pretty sure the US Government isn't retarded as you think they are. FBI know pretty well that this silkroad website exists and are probably checking packages more often from those specific countries. Also, how safe you are is determined by the shipper and how good he secured the drugs. There are tons of drug sniffing dogs and xray machines that confiscate a ton of drugs everyday...
local dealers?


il hook u up nice nigga +15% on transportation ight?
Local dealers have mediocre shit nigga.
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#joN ThE DoN: rr bg ?
super raaa!nnyyy: is theory on ur team?
#joN ThE DoN: yes
super raaa!nnyyy: i dont really wanna play
super raaa!nnyyy: me and sameer just going to 2v2 scrim vs ppl and have fun
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jon the don
Mar 13 2012, 01:44 PM
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Mar 13 2012, 01:41 PM
jon the don
Mar 13 2012, 01:35 PM
HPT-4
Mar 13 2012, 01:13 PM
customs checks less than 1% of shit that goes through into the country
Maybe, but I'm pretty sure the US Government isn't retarded as you think they are. FBI know pretty well that this silkroad website exists and are probably checking packages more often from those specific countries. Also, how safe you are is determined by the shipper and how good he secured the drugs. There are tons of drug sniffing dogs and xray machines that confiscate a ton of drugs everyday...
local dealers?


il hook u up nice nigga +15% on transportation ight?
Local dealers have mediocre shit nigga.
clearly you're stuck in some sort of conundrum
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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ah the old "i won it in halo" story. i used that line when sod ordered me dat ipod touch
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Osama Bin Laggin

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Mar 13 2012, 02:35 PM
ah the old "i won it in halo" story. i used that line when sod ordered me dat ipod touch
lmao won some money gambling and i said i got it from a halo tourney
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Mar 13 2012, 04:21 PM
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Mar 13 2012, 02:35 PM
ah the old "i won it in halo" story. i used that line when sod ordered me dat ipod touch
lmao won some money gambling and i said i got it from a halo tourney
LOLED Havock winning something at halo


Roflmao gud joke
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Mar 13 2012, 04:25 PM
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Mar 13 2012, 04:21 PM
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Mar 13 2012, 02:35 PM
ah the old "i won it in halo" story. i used that line when sod ordered me dat ipod touch
lmao won some money gambling and i said i got it from a halo tourney
LOLED Havock winning something at halo


Roflmao gud joke
LOL even Alex knows that Havok will never win any money playing halo
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Mar 13 2012, 04:50 PM
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Mar 13 2012, 04:25 PM
Havock
Mar 13 2012, 04:21 PM
.voL//
Mar 13 2012, 02:35 PM
ah the old "i won it in halo" story. i used that line when sod ordered me dat ipod touch
lmao won some money gambling and i said i got it from a halo tourney
LOLED Havock winning something at halo


Roflmao gud joke
LOL even Alex knows that Havok will never win any money playing halo
Lmao I forgot about that nigga, sumtimes he'd come on and play better the Havock

He always watched Havock play and told him what to do half the time LMAO
Edited by G R E N A D E, Mar 13 2012, 04:55 PM.
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Mar 13 2012, 04:50 PM
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Mar 13 2012, 04:25 PM
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Mar 13 2012, 04:21 PM
.voL//
Mar 13 2012, 02:35 PM
ah the old "i won it in halo" story. i used that line when sod ordered me dat ipod touch
lmao won some money gambling and i said i got it from a halo tourney
LOLED Havock winning something at halo


Roflmao gud joke
LOL even Alex knows that Havok will never win any money playing halo
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