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Prometheus
Topic Started: May 31 2012, 03:55 PM (857 Views)
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This movie was gross as fuck. The snake looking aliens that deep throated that one dude definitely looked like penises. The scene with the main chick getting the alien inside her surgically removed was also grossasfuck. I mean wtf, was this Ridley's vision after 30+ years since Alien? The acting was also horrendous, save that black pilot guy and of course the robot, who also played magneto in x-men first class. The movie also seemed to be needlessly long, as parts of it were just unbearably slow. James Cameron would have done better honestly. The one saving grace is the beautifully intricate plot and the amazing visual details, which honestly will decline in appeal as time goes on and better visual effects are created.

I was really hyped about this movie due to the TED talk trailer, but even that wasn't shown in the movie lol. Thoroughly disappoint, 5/10.
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The TED talk among other viral videos were only created to promote the film, sounds like you have a weak stomach if you can't handle most of the stuff in the movie.

Also seriously wat? The acting was also horrendous, save that black pilot guy and of course the robot, who also played magneto in x-men first class.

It was a great movie, you have terrible taste in movies if you thought Prometheus was bad. You might also want to read some books over the summer, your grammar is awful.
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Jul 2 2012, 09:49 PM
The TED talk among other viral videos were only created to promote the film, sounds like you have a weak stomach if you can't handle most of the stuff in the movie.

Also seriously wat? The acting was also horrendous, save that black pilot guy and of course the robot, who also played magneto in x-men first class.

It was a great movie, you have terrible taste in movies if you thought Prometheus was bad.
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This movie was gross as fuck. The snake looking aliens that deep throated that one dude definitely looked like penises. The scene with the main chick getting the alien inside her surgically removed was also grossasfuck. I mean wtf, was this Ridley's vision after 30+ years since Alien? The acting was also horrendous, save that black pilot guy and of course the robot, who also played magneto in x-men first class. The movie also seemed to be needlessly long, as parts of it were just unbearably slow. James Cameron would have done better honestly. The one saving grace is the beautifully intricate plot and the amazing visual details, which honestly will decline in appeal as time goes on and better visual effects are created.

I was really hyped about this movie due to the TED talk trailer, but even that wasn't shown in the movie lol. Thoroughly disappoint, 5/10.
Prometheus was really good, the acting wasn't that bad, especially not Michael Fassbender's acting. Also how was this movie that gross to you? Seriously I don't think I know anyone else who saw the aliens injecting themselves into the host's mouth (which was shown in all movies) and just instantly though "OH THOSE LOOK LIKE PENISES GROSS" seriously are you like 10?

And if you think this movie was too long you have no clue what the fuck plot build up let alone backstories are, you'd probably be better off going to watch some 45min movie of explosions.


tl;dr you probably rate transformers 10/10
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The TED talk among other viral videos were only created to promote the film, sounds like you have a weak stomach if you can't handle most of the stuff in the movie.

Also seriously wat? The acting was also horrendous, save that black pilot guy and of course the robot, who also played magneto in x-men first class.

It was a great movie, you have terrible taste in movies if you thought Prometheus was bad. You might also want to read some books over the summer, your grammar is awful.
Because reading books = improving grammar, or that typing in an online forum = my best display of grammar. Maybe you should read more books before pretending to be smart.

@ Wicked The movie got a 70% from casual theater viewers and critics alike on RT. The movie wasn't great. Everyone I saw it with thought the exact same thing when that snake thing deep throated the fuck out of that one guy. I mean how could you not think that unless you're a huge Alien fan/nerd. Also what the hell is the point of bringing Guy Pierce in to play a crusty old man?
tl;dr old man seeks fountain of youth from aliens; gets falcon punched by alien.

lol @ you saying my taste in movies is wrong simply because I disagree with you on one film. Fanboy alert. Also, I said I thought Michael Fassbender's acting was great. He is after all a great actor.
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This movie was gross as fuck. The snake looking aliens that deep throated that one dude definitely looked like penises. The scene with the main chick getting the alien inside her surgically removed was also grossasfuck. I mean wtf, was this Ridley's vision after 30+ years since Alien? The acting was also horrendous, save that black pilot guy and of course the robot, who also played magneto in x-men first class. The movie also seemed to be needlessly long, as parts of it were just unbearably slow. James Cameron would have done better honestly. The one saving grace is the beautifully intricate plot and the amazing visual details, which honestly will decline in appeal as time goes on and better visual effects are created.

I was really hyped about this movie due to the TED talk trailer, but even that wasn't shown in the movie lol. Thoroughly disappoint, 5/10.
how was that gross haha
i guess not everybody can see that kind of stuff lol
but its the first time i hear someone that felt so horrified by those scenes, i thought they were great!

i thought the scene where the girl get the alien outside of her was one of the best scene of the movie actually

i agree with the acting, i didnt like it either (except the robot, the boyfriend and the girls)

i didn't feel like the movie was long, actually i thought it was kind of short taking in consideration that intricate plot
they were trying to impose. You cant create a plot like this in an hour lol
plus the movie is around 2 hours lol...(not THAT long)

i also disagree on the James Cameron part


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Jul 2 2012, 10:14 PM
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Jul 2 2012, 09:49 PM
The TED talk among other viral videos were only created to promote the film, sounds like you have a weak stomach if you can't handle most of the stuff in the movie.

Also seriously wat? The acting was also horrendous, save that black pilot guy and of course the robot, who also played magneto in x-men first class.

It was a great movie, you have terrible taste in movies if you thought Prometheus was bad. You might also want to read some books over the summer, your grammar is awful.
Because reading books = improving grammar, or that typing in an online forum = my best display of grammar. Maybe you should read more books before pretending to be smart.

@ Wicked The movie got a 70% from casual theater viewers and critics alike on RT. The movie wasn't great. Everyone I saw it with thought the exact same thing when that snake thing deep throated the fuck out of that one guy. I mean how could you not think that unless you're a huge Alien fan/nerd. Also what the hell is the point of bringing Guy Pierce in to play a crusty old man?
tl;dr old man seeks fountain of youth from aliens; gets falcon punched by alien.

lol @ you saying my taste in movies is wrong simply because I disagree with you on one film. Fanboy alert. Also, I said I thought Michael Fassbender's acting was great. He is after all a great actor.
I did see some plot holes throughout the movie myself, not anything strongly changing my view on it's entirety though, so please leave with the fanboy/alien nerd crap I actually dislike most alien movies in general and in the Alien series itself I only really liked the first and second. Also Guy Pierce was the old man because this took place long after the TED talk promo, also let's see a rich wealthy greedy/selfish old man, why wouldn't he be looking for some kind of insane way to stay alive or to meet other life forms just for the fuck of it (he said he only had a few hrs/minutes of life left to live anyways)

And you and your friends are probably homosexual in that case if you thought of dicks, sorry to break the news. And I didn't say your taste in general movies was terrible but if you thought this movie was too dragged out and long I don't know what else to say than what I did, you're probably better off watching 45 minutes of explosions (transformers)

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i didn't feel like the movie was long, actually i thought it was kind of short taking in consideration that intricate plot
they were trying to impose. You cant create a plot like this in an hour lol
plus the movie is around 2 hours lol...(not THAT long)

i also disagree on the James Cameron part


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Not too bad for wicked I suppose
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Yeah definitely didn't see the scene and think wow for those split seconds that thing looked like a penis.
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most people are calling it the king cobra alien, not a penis.
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In your throat

Not too bad for wicked I suppose
that is a penis...

and it turns into a vagina...

and it gets shoved down your throat

+1 @ this movie
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