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Halo MCC Invitational
Topic Started: Nov 8 2014, 06:40 PM (1,946 Views)
blade

dephex
Nov 13 2014, 03:39 AM
you guys all remember when blade claimed to be going to MIT on a full ride?

good times. fucking loser works in a mall, thats great.
I never said a bad word about you throughout my time here so I'm not sure where this is coming from. I have however heard of the social phenomena of people spending unfulfilled lives talking shit without cause about others so I'll chalk it up to that.

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Nov 13 2014, 06:03 PM
I've been playing MCC and can say that the lead is weird. If a player facing you is strafing to your right, you need to shoot his right shoulder. If you're sniping, headshots only hit just about their noggin. It's weird, but it's Halo 1 on Xbox One and I love it.

...even though this was the worst launch for any Halo game ever.

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Nov 13 2014, 03:39 AM
you guys all remember when blade claimed to be going to MIT on a full ride?

good times. fucking loser works in a mall, thats great.
he works in a mall after he was claiming to be rich? I thought he had his own business. da f0k
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Nov 14 2014, 08:55 PM
dephex
Nov 13 2014, 03:39 AM
you guys all remember when blade claimed to be going to MIT on a full ride?

good times. fucking loser works in a mall, thats great.
he works in a mall after he was claiming to be rich? I thought he had his own business. da f0k
Chalupa convinced himself the watch picture I posted comes from me being a watch salesman.
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blade
Nov 14 2014, 09:25 PM
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Nov 14 2014, 08:55 PM
dephex
Nov 13 2014, 03:39 AM
you guys all remember when blade claimed to be going to MIT on a full ride?

good times. fucking loser works in a mall, thats great.
he works in a mall after he was claiming to be rich? I thought he had his own business. da f0k
Chalupa convinced himself the watch picture I posted comes from me being a watch salesman.
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Nov 13 2014, 08:13 PM
dephex
Nov 13 2014, 03:39 AM
you guys all remember when blade claimed to be going to MIT on a full ride?

good times. fucking loser works in a mall, thats great.
I never said a bad word about you throughout my time here so I'm not sure where this is coming from. I have however heard of the social phenomena of people spending unfulfilled lives talking shit without cause about others so I'll chalk it up to that.

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dont try to fool anyone. you're passive aggressive like a high school bitch and ive heard you talk more shit about other players than anyone else ive played with, and that's saying a lot.

never mind how you constantly told lies about things you never accomplished, not as a joke or a troll, but to legitimately make people believe that you were that much more established than you actually are.

MIT scholarship barely scratches the surface of the bullshit you've dropped. at this point im more content believing chalupa's claim that you're a watch salesman at a mall kiosk.
Edited by dephex, Nov 14 2014, 11:38 PM.
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The fact is though, they weren't lies. I played halo till I was 19, and by that time I had already accomplished more than you will in your entire life. You're content believing because your mediocre existence is unable to accept a version of events in which I am quite this fucking awesome. Yet it's reality. I'm rich, self-made, well-educated, dress well, fuck well, and altogether am your superior in all respects. I'll be in Prague/Munich/Vienna between Dec 24 - Jan 10. I'll take pics of a couple $15,000 watches next to some known landmarks. Watch salesman taking his work to Europe I guess.

P.S. I'm even better than you at quake
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dephex

blade
Nov 15 2014, 12:38 AM
The fact is though, they weren't lies. I played halo till I was 19, and by that time I had already accomplished more than you will in your entire life. You're content believing because your mediocre existence is unable to accept a version of events in which I am quite this fucking awesome. Yet it's reality. I'm rich, self-made, well-educated, dress well, fuck well, and altogether am your superior in all respects. I'll be in Prague/Munich/Vienna between Dec 24 - Jan 10. I'll take pics of a couple $15,000 watches next to some known landmarks. Watch salesman taking his work to Europe I guess.

P.S. I'm even better than you at quake
youre not anywhere near as good at quake as i am. sorry to burst your bubble. you beat me when i downloaded the game on day 1 in like 2007 and had 1 game under my belt. since 2011 you're absolutely nowhere near me.

not that it matters, the game is dead and i dont even play it but maybe once a week now.

as far as your whole irl story goes.. dude you're a fucking joke. you lied about going to MIT on a full ride. you didnt. you probably didnt even go to college, period. not even community college. you're not well educated, you're just half ass decent at bullshitting with "intelligent rhetoric"

you're just an asshole. more than that, you're a stupid one. you think the shit you're spewing (nobody believes you) is making you look cool, or making me feel bad, but it's not. you just come across as a desperate for attention, metrosexual, pseudo-intellectual, fag loving, entitled douchebag. you sell watches bro. big fucking deal. you dress well? is that supposed to make me envy you? you fuck well? im sure every young man you've been with would probably tell anyone the exact opposite, but that's none of my business and shouldnt be posted on a gaming forum anyways.

must be tough being such a fucking douchebag that you really think you're that much better than everyone.

i decided not to post a good paragraph about how everything about my life is better than yours, just for the sake of not making you want to commit suicide. i hope you appreciate that.

sorry bro. taking pictures with watches next to a foreign landmark doesnt do it for me. i'll stay right here and take no pictures and be happier all the way til death than you'll ever be.
Edited by dephex, Nov 15 2014, 07:04 AM.
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blade
Nov 15 2014, 12:38 AM
The fact is though, they weren't lies. I played halo till I was 19, and by that time I had already accomplished more than you will in your entire life. You're content believing because your mediocre existence is unable to accept a version of events in which I am quite this fucking awesome. Yet it's reality. I'm rich, self-made, well-educated, dress well, fuck well, and altogether am your superior in all respects. I'll be in Prague/Munich/Vienna between Dec 24 - Jan 10. I'll take pics of a couple $15,000 watches next to some known landmarks. Watch salesman taking his work to Europe I guess.

P.S. I'm even better than you at quake
u have no friends... nuff said
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blade
Nov 15 2014, 12:38 AM
The fact is though, they weren't lies. I played halo till I was 19, and by that time I had already accomplished more than you will in your entire life.

P.S. I'm even better than you at quake
i can taste the salt from here


why do you think any of us give a fuck what you do? seriously you just look dumb. i know you get watches cheaper than what you say they cost because youre in the industry, but what really strikes me as obvious is that daddy has either paid every bill in your life or set you up with a freebie career. thats the only way you think spending money on watches is cool. you're that jackass who tries to look rich while i bet it took months for you to pay for those watches when the money could have been spent on literally anything else. or i could be wrong and you're as rich as you try to look, and in that case it would still be daddys accomplishments and not yours.
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blade

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Nov 15 2014, 05:00 AM
youre not anywhere near as good at quake as i am. sorry to burst your bubble. you beat me when i downloaded the game on day 1 in like 2007 and had 1 game under my belt. since 2011 you're absolutely nowhere near me.

not that it matters, the game is dead and i dont even play it but maybe once a week now.

as far as your whole irl story goes.. dude you're a fucking joke. you lied about going to MIT on a full ride. you didnt. you probably didnt even go to college, period. not even community college. you're not well educated, you're just half ass decent at bullshitting with "intelligent rhetoric"

you're just an asshole. more than that, you're a stupid one. you think the shit you're spewing (nobody believes you) is making you look cool, or making me feel bad, but it's not. you just come across as a desperate for attention, metrosexual, pseudo-intellectual, fag loving, entitled douchebag. you sell watches bro. big fucking deal. you dress well? is that supposed to make me envy you? you fuck well? im sure every young man you've been with would probably tell anyone the exact opposite, but that's none of my business and shouldnt be posted on a gaming forum anyways.

must be tough being such a fucking douchebag that you really think you're that much better than everyone.

i decided not to post a good paragraph about how everything about my life is better than yours, just for the sake of not making you want to commit suicide. i hope you appreciate that.

edit: fuck it. take pictures of your $15,000 dollar watches that you get a .5% commission on. i'll take photos of the $240,000 - $400,000 worth in product i sell every day, 5 days a week in the summer. on productivity alone, 1 hour of my time is worth more than your whole year salary. think about that. that's only taking 1 product into consideration. if you add up the 4 other products im responsible for testing and selling, daily revenue adds up to nearly $1 mil. what do you make per year? you say you're rich. a watch salesman that sells 15k watches cant be that rich because nobody is dumb enough to buy them except the 1%. my guess is you make mid 30s and your company owns you because you have no skills and no education. you're a sleazy scumbag salesman in a market that means less to the world than a term life insurance salesman. everything you own can be attributed to the sale of vanity and envy to people with wealth that you will never have.

sorry bro. taking pictures with watches next to a foreign landmark doesnt do it for me. i'll stay right here and take no pictures and be happier all the way til death than you'll ever be.

The fact that you are certain that there can be no other explanation for me being able to post pictures of watches other than me being a watch salesman is oh so deliciously sweet. For the record, the thread is here: http://s9.zetaboards.com/HPT_Forums/topic/7408799/4/ and there is more than watches there. There’s also my glorious condo located in Boston’s Back Bay, an Eames lounge chair and a monitor full of dolphins.

Though the leap in logic of a watch salesman taking home $70k worth of watches would be a fascinating one, it’s not as fascinating as the one if I were to take the exact same watches I posted a year ago on a trip to Europe. It would also be fascinating for a watch salesman to live in Boston’s most expensive neighborhood in a condo that size (by the way, it also has a balcony! And the balcony has couches! And my unit has a private entrance only for me!).

P.S. the thing you started with, “you’re nowhere near as good at quake as I am, since 2011 you’re absolutely nowhere near me” is even easier to disprove, since your ELO rating is 1444, mine is 1722, we can play and you’d lose badly, but I agree who cares

P.S.2. I have a degree in Economics and Russian Studies/Literature, recently landed a contract with IDGTechNetwork at ~$3 CPM for US/UK banner ads at 300,000 impressions per day, and got this awesome hookah which I’ve been enjoying recently. Obviously I put a Hublot Big Bang around it because it looks cool, along with a Russian passport to explain my manlove for Putin.

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how fancy you are with your plastic shisha pipe and 1saleaday marked down timepiece

business administration degrees...boring and easy
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Business admin and econ are actually completely different, other than intro to econ/basic micro their courses dont intersect.
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Blade writes poorly for someone who views himself as well-educated. This is more of an observation than an attempt at mudslinging.
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blade
Nov 15 2014, 05:41 PM
P.S.2. I have a degree in Economics and Russian Studies/Literature, recently landed a contract with IDGTechNetwork at ~$3 CPM for US/UK banner ads at 300,000 impressions per day, and got this awesome hookah which I’ve been enjoying recently. Obviously I put a Hublot Big Bang around it because it looks cool, along with a Russian passport to explain my manlove for Putin.

Have any thoughts about 'data science'?
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dephex
Nov 15 2014, 05:00 AM
edit: fuck it. take pictures of your $15,000 dollar watches that you get a .5% commission on. i'll take photos of the $240,000 - $400,000 worth in product i sell every day, 5 days a week in the summer. on productivity alone, 1 hour of my time is worth more than your whole year salary. think about that. that's only taking 1 product into consideration. if you add up the 4 other products im responsible for testing and selling, daily revenue adds up to nearly $1 mil. what do you make per year? you say you're rich. a watch salesman that sells 15k watches cant be that rich because nobody is dumb enough to buy them except the 1%. my guess is you make mid 30s and your company owns you because you have no skills and no education. you're a sleazy scumbag salesman in a market that means less to the world than a term life insurance salesman. everything you own can be attributed to the sale of vanity and envy to people with wealth that you will never have.

sorry bro. taking pictures with watches next to a foreign landmark doesnt do it for me. i'll stay right here and take no pictures and be happier all the way til death than you'll ever be.
blade doesn't sell watches. and what do you do again?
Edited by Louie, Nov 15 2014, 07:51 PM.
arcade
Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Nov 15 2014, 07:48 PM
blade
Nov 15 2014, 05:41 PM
P.S.2. I have a degree in Economics and Russian Studies/Literature, recently landed a contract with IDGTechNetwork at ~$3 CPM for US/UK banner ads at 300,000 impressions per day, and got this awesome hookah which I’ve been enjoying recently. Obviously I put a Hublot Big Bang around it because it looks cool, along with a Russian passport to explain my manlove for Putin.

Have any thoughts about 'data science'?
I dont know much about it. My interests in econ were game theory/macro, I never did data mining.
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blade
Nov 15 2014, 05:58 PM
Business admin and econ are actually completely different, other than intro to econ/basic micro their courses dont intersect.
international business at schulich; u still dont got shit on me
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dephex

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Nov 15 2014, 05:41 PM
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Nov 15 2014, 05:00 AM
youre not anywhere near as good at quake as i am. sorry to burst your bubble. you beat me when i downloaded the game on day 1 in like 2007 and had 1 game under my belt. since 2011 you're absolutely nowhere near me.

not that it matters, the game is dead and i dont even play it but maybe once a week now.

as far as your whole irl story goes.. dude you're a fucking joke. you lied about going to MIT on a full ride. you didnt. you probably didnt even go to college, period. not even community college. you're not well educated, you're just half ass decent at bullshitting with "intelligent rhetoric"

you're just an asshole. more than that, you're a stupid one. you think the shit you're spewing (nobody believes you) is making you look cool, or making me feel bad, but it's not. you just come across as a desperate for attention, metrosexual, pseudo-intellectual, fag loving, entitled douchebag. you sell watches bro. big fucking deal. you dress well? is that supposed to make me envy you? you fuck well? im sure every young man you've been with would probably tell anyone the exact opposite, but that's none of my business and shouldnt be posted on a gaming forum anyways.

must be tough being such a fucking douchebag that you really think you're that much better than everyone.

i decided not to post a good paragraph about how everything about my life is better than yours, just for the sake of not making you want to commit suicide. i hope you appreciate that.

edit: fuck it. take pictures of your $15,000 dollar watches that you get a .5% commission on. i'll take photos of the $240,000 - $400,000 worth in product i sell every day, 5 days a week in the summer. on productivity alone, 1 hour of my time is worth more than your whole year salary. think about that. that's only taking 1 product into consideration. if you add up the 4 other products im responsible for testing and selling, daily revenue adds up to nearly $1 mil. what do you make per year? you say you're rich. a watch salesman that sells 15k watches cant be that rich because nobody is dumb enough to buy them except the 1%. my guess is you make mid 30s and your company owns you because you have no skills and no education. you're a sleazy scumbag salesman in a market that means less to the world than a term life insurance salesman. everything you own can be attributed to the sale of vanity and envy to people with wealth that you will never have.

sorry bro. taking pictures with watches next to a foreign landmark doesnt do it for me. i'll stay right here and take no pictures and be happier all the way til death than you'll ever be.


P.S. the thing you started with, “you’re nowhere near as good at quake as I am, since 2011 you’re absolutely nowhere near me” is even easier to disprove, since your ELO rating is 1444, mine is 1722, we can play and you’d lose badly, but I agree who cares



i dont duel. you know my elo so you've obviously seen my profile. you quote the lowest elo of any gametype i play so you can make yourself look better to a bunch of people who dont even know what elo is. from an aim perspective, you're further away from being on my level than any tier 2 shitty.

my ca elo is nearly 2200. if i spent half as much time dueling as i do fucking around playing CA when im drunk, i would beat you 10/10 times without timing items.

thats ok though, i can just laugh at the fact that voodoo beats you by 20+ every time you two play.
Edited by dephex, Nov 16 2014, 12:41 AM.
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That it? Nothing more to say? We want to hear about how you sell "$240,000 - $400,000 worth in product every day, 5 days a week in the summer. on productivity alone, 1 hour of my time is worth more than your whole year salary." Apparently you realized you fucked up and now have nothing to go on other than saying you're better at quake live? Aside from the fact that that most people do know what an ELO is since they're used in tennis, chess and lots of other things, quoting a CA elo is like saying you have the high score in KNFR. Nobody cares, even if anybody did care about quake and not how you royally fucked up assuming I'm a watch salesman (trusting chalupa of all people, I thought you had a fetish for finding botters).

You fucked up, I'm more successful, better educated, more cultured, better traveled, basically anything you can name, I do it better. And that as a first generation immigrant from the Soviet Union. Sup.

And I am indeed better than you at quake.
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lets just post pictures of our dicks and end it already
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Nov 16 2014, 03:33 AM
lets just post pictures of our dicks and end it already
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blade is a fucking straight up savage holy shit, props to u
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lets just post pictures of our dicks and end it already
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