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Evony Online, Everywhere Online
Topic Started: Aug 5 2009, 04:05 PM (21 Views)
King Crimson	Aug 5 2009, 04:05 PM Post #1
Advanced Member Posts: 317 Group: Admin Member #10 Joined: February 27, 2009	I just opened up my e-mail account to find SEVEN spams about this shit. "Play now, My Lord!" What the hell? If you were on the internet and thought "Hmmmmm, I know what would be fun; softcore fairy pornography!", then you're probably only a toolbar away. For the rest of us, those who got through Peter Pan without multiple orgasm, we probably don't want this fucking stuff cluttering up our mailboxes. It's not that it's a game I might not have played (except wait, I have my legitimate copy of Civilisations; it cost Ł1 from a carboot sale!), but it's constant presence makes me want to jab my eyes out with a scart lead. In fact, I'm so sick of seeing the things I think it's actually turned me gay! Here's some "improved" ads, courtesy of Logan's Rogue: http://logansrogue.livejournal.com/1239132.html



Thyunda	Aug 7 2009, 10:09 AM Post #2
Administrator Posts: 711 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 20, 2008	funny stuff in the link. I hate the adverts. I think the game looks just that little bit like shit. But wouldn't you believe it, my idiot brother plays the game. Probably lured in by Guyvony.



King Crimson	Aug 8 2009, 10:07 AM Post #3
Advanced Member Posts: 317 Group: Admin Member #10 Joined: February 27, 2009	Noooooooooooooooooooo! Con, you gotta save his soul before he starts bringing home a different fairy princess every night! You can catch malaria from those things!



Thyunda	Sep 10 2009, 10:48 PM Post #4
Administrator Posts: 711 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 20, 2008	While I cruised the Internet, I often pay no heed to the various banners and other advertisements that appear on the peripheral of my vision. Including the unimaginative insults used for Evony Online. However, mere minutes ago I looked into the face of the enemy, on my own doorstep! Gentlemen, today, Evony Online went too far. Gentlemen, this means war.


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