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The Photo Gallery of Absolute Ramdomness
Topic Started: Jul 12 2007, 05:47 AM (53,222 Views)
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Woah woah woah woah hold up just one God damn minute here mother fuckers. What the fuck is this shit? G36? Fuck H&K, buncha German plastic bullshit, learn to make a real fucking gun. Plastic is for pussies, that's why Austrians were the ones that invented the Glock. Fuck your shit, this shit right here is the God damn FN FAL, yeah, that's right, it's made out of steel 'cause it's not made for pussies like you are, fucking sack of cheap plastic crap, firing your crappy little five five six, mother fuckers keep running after they get hit with that, but the seven six two drops mother fuckers. Just ask anyone in the Falklands or Rhodesia, oh wait, you can't, we killed all those mother fuckers.

And you, M16, fuck you too. Fuck your shitty over complicated hard to clean system. God damn could you make a more retarded design? I don't even need a gun, I could throw mud at you and it'd jam then I could beat you to death. Even worse you're a plastic piece of shit as well and shoot that shitty round too, God damn, you're older than the G36, you should know better by now or did Vietnam teach you nothing? Speaking of oppressing people you have no experience with the God damn subject, asshole, Ireland has been our bitch for over a hundred years, can you say the same about anyone? No, because you're not the mother fucking awesome FAL.

G11? The FUCK are you doing here? Fuck you. Go back to Germany with the G36, or better yet, just drop off the face of the planet. You're so fucking pathetic they didn't put you into production, that's how much you suck. Enjoy your shitty round, stupid design and high prices, you're more expensive than everything else, shit, you're like a really pricey whore that can't get the job done.

The FAL doesn't have no those problems, I mean God damn look at this shit, it's STEEL for REAL MEN, who want to kill people not fuck around and let them get away by shooting them with a shitty little round. If you run out of ammo or just so choose to you can use this mother fucker as a fucking club, yeah, that's right, if you get tired of shooting people you can beat the fuckers to death, shit, this shit sells itself. It can even mounts bayonets, now you can fucking STAB them while you're at it. FUCK. This just keeps getting more awesome. FN FAL - Accept no substitutes.
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This is Josh Peck in 2001. He's that funny fat kid on Nickelodeon from around that time. I remember him best from The Amanda Show and Max Keeble's Big Move.

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Here he is now.

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Holy shit has he changed.

I remember him from The Amanda Show. Loved that show.
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This is Josh Peck in 2001. He's that funny fat kid on Nickelodeon from around that time. I remember him best from The Amanda Show and Max Keeble's Big Move.

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Here he is now.

Wow.

Amazing what CGI rendering can do these days. :mellow:
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Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
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First of all, The Amanda Show sucked. The only good thing about it was the dancing lobsters. Second, Josh...... well..... what the hell is he even doing now?
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Millie, ever see The Wackness?

It's a stoner movie.

My friends and I were watching it high, and it suddenly became apparent that the pot-selling main character was Josh.

We shat brix.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me."
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HOLY FUCK IT IS HIM.

I didn't even realize it.

Bricks have been shat.
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They had me until the last two panels.
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.......What? What're you looking at? Lulz? No, I never promised any lulz in this post. Of course I didn't fail to deliver. I never fail to deliver.....
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My favorite part of that screen capture is the search bar.
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Apparently, 1 in 6 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 6 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my younger sister Hannah. Or my younger brother Lucas. Or my older brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Lucas.
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HA!

Also, I'm from the south and I'm from a bunch of nutcases. In deep contrast to the fag-bashing bible thumpers, my Uncle is a bisexual Wiccan who dabbles in Buddhist philosophy.

P.S. I ate all of your creamsicles.
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^^

You saw nothing. I know not of which you speak. There was never anything there......

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That's.... interesting?
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You want Yugoslavia?!
Fuck you!
Socialist union is pig disgusting!
Slobodan Milosovic is muderer!
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"Yo Marvin, waddya make a all dis?"

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