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My Reese's Puffs Rap
Topic Started: Jul 12 2010, 02:42 PM (2,004 Views)
Danny Phoenix
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So I'm eating some Reese's Puffs this morning, and I look on the back of the box, and they have a rap where you fill in the blanks to complete the song. I thought was so stupid that I just have to post it on the Forum.

Basically, I'll post the template and you guys have to fill in the words.

My Reese's Puffs Rap

That peanut butter chocolate ___
Is the ___ that I ___ that ___
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!

Recognize the that I ___
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs,
Wow, peanut butter chocolate ___

So crucial to my ___ vernacular
That peanut butter ___ is oh so spectacular!
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!

My Reese's Puffs are ___
Each peanut butter orb is ___
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!
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*cry*
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That peanut butter chocolate ass
Is the ass that I crave that ass
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!

Recognize the that I recognize
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs,
Wow, peanut butter chocolate ass

So crucial to my ass vernacular
That peanut butter ass is oh so spectacular!
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!

My Reese's Puffs are ass
Each peanut butter orb is ass
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!
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Chi
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That peanut butter chocolate Don't
Is the Cry that I Sweety that Pie
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!

Recognize the that I WE
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs,
Wow, peanut butter chocolate Love

So crucial to my Your vernacular
That peanut butter Random is oh so spectacular!
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!

My Reese's Puffs are ass
Each peanut butter orb is Song
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!
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Danny Phoenix
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I'm gonna try to milk this thread for as much win as possible. (Get it? MILK? Since it's cereal...*sigh*)
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Chizzy
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I do, I do! :cool:

"Recognize the that I..." Really?
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That peanut butter chocolate cereal
Is the breakfast that I eat that material
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!

Recognize the that I crunch
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs,
Wow, peanut butter chocolate munch

So crucial to my motherfucking vernacular
That peanut butter taste is oh so spectacular!
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!

My Reese's Puffs are hell-raising
Each peanut butter orb is amazing
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!


I've done all I could... It will never be good.
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Will we shine amidst the brightest stars
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Spen
Aug 19 2011, 09:46 PM
That peanut butter chocolate cereal
Is the breakfast that I eat that material
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!

Recognize the that I crunch
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs,
Wow, peanut butter chocolate munch

So crucial to my motherfucking vernacular
That peanut butter taste is oh so spectacular!
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs!

My Reese's Puffs are hell-raising
Each peanut butter orb is amazing
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl!


I've done all I could... It will never be good.
The marketing team at Reese's specially designed that rap to be a failure regardless of what words you put into it. Man, we need to write some Jazon Forum rhymes sometime XP.
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^^ An admirable effort, Spen! Considering how awful the template is, your rap is very good!

^ Danny, that sounds like an excellent idea!
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I could even make beats for it. :o
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