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Rebbi said... WHAT???!!!
Topic Started: Sep 2 2007, 02:09 PM (407 Views)
realeez
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DS came home school telling me:
DS: "My Rebbi gives big punishments to boys who fight. He sends them to the cemetary!"
ME: "What do you mean?"
DS: "He sends them and they sit with her until they are ready to behave."
ME: "Oh the secretary!!!!"
DS: "Right, that's what I said!"

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DD (2) is obsessed with pajamas which she calls "jammas." DS was telling me how every morning you get your neshama back. DD pipes up "New jammas!"

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DS2 (age 4) said "Look I am chassidish because I have such long peyos!" DS1 says "No it doesn't go by how long your peyos are --" (I am expecting a nice explanation) "--it goes by how curly they are!"
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hallie_ari_mom
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funny!
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Its Me
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so cute! kids say the funniest things
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U Tarzan Me Jane
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lol! so cute!
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Hey, I love those! I'll be retelling them, especially the New Jammas one.
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sauls_mom
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so cute :)
now just wait till they are married and you can pass those stories on :)
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Zeesachaya
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awwww that is adorable!
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ScrappingMom
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So cute! lol
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realgood
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cute..from the mouth of babes!
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ykmommy
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aishes chayil
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I hope you are writing these things down....they will be nice to read to them when they are older (and to yourself!)
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Jo :-)
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My son had us on the floor during Shabbat lunch. He was fiddling with his ear and I asked him what he was doing.
He said he was "Switching on his brain" :ha :rofl lol haha
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princess
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LOoOoOoOL Jo!
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gayilc
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aishes chayil
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Great stories!! Kids are just soooo cute, kah!
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ScrappingMom
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Jo, lol! I wonder if he turns his brain "off". :ha
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Cute!
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