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A quiet 3 year old...; ...is a dangerous thing.
Topic Started: Dec 16 2005, 12:03 AM (792 Views)
chavamom
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Especially if found with a bottle of lotion and a tube of green fabric paint.


On a leather couch. :kermit
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zuncompany
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OH MAN!
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sauls_mom
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two words- Magic Eraser!
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Mandy
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A quiet two year old, especially one who is busy coloring mommy's white sheets with dark red lipstick.

A quiet two year old, especially one who is busy dumping out the sugar and salt on the kitchen table and making designs.
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AHHH! Sounds like Zu!
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oh boy!!!
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A quiet two year old who is busy colouring on the walls with mummy's eye liner and lipsticks.

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.... one who's digging out the NEW eye shadows with the NEW lip liner

.... one who's smearing toothpaste on the couch (fabric)

.... one who's spilling the baking powder onto the kitchen floor

.... one who is making a good use of 16 bottles of liquic paints in his room

.... one who is writing a letter A on the wall

.... one who thinks s/he (and whatever s/he wares) is a piece paper best suited for colouring

.... one who thinks it's fun to throw things off the porch.... on Shabbos.... onto the bushes (so we can't take anything back in untill Shabbos is over)

..... one who thinks his/her smile will fix EVERYTHING!

.... the one I'm madly in love with! :()
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After 7 children, I could tell quite a few stories. And I think 2 year olds get a bad rap. THree is MUCH more dangerous.

...the 3 year-old who I found standing in the front door, garden hose on full blast, FLOODING the entire house (B'H, this was in Israel where we had 'balatot' - stone floors'.

....the 3 year-old who emptied the refrigerator into a pile on the floor. Ketchup, lemon juice, carob powder, falafel balls. And I don't mean in their packaging.

....the 2 year-old and 3 year-old (16 mos apart) who climbed into my bathroom sink to eat the bottle of TUMS (for many years now I've had Poison Control on speed dial).

And in all these years, I've only had one child ever have to have their stomach pumped. :kermit
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chava- please don't scare me!! Today zu got to the point that I called my hubby at work and asked him if Zu could be thrown out the window. His only request was that I put a snowsuit on him so he won't be cold! WE have spent loads of money and time child proofing this house but this kid always knows how to find new ways to get into things. Now he is teaching tev! URG!!! The fridge B"H is locked up! Also the dishwasher and oven. I have trouble opening the locks so this is good! His new feat was turning on a video for himself shabbos night this past shabbos on the computer (which was unplugged and the cord was stored away before shabbos! Still am not sure how he got it cause my hubby was on watch while I prepared salad in the kitchen).
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chavamom
Dec 18 2005, 05:47 PM


....the 2 year-old and 3 year-old (16 mos apart) who climbed into my bathroom sink to eat the bottle of TUMS (for many years now I've had Poison Control on speed dial).


my son did that once, ate maybe 2 or 3 of them b/4 i caught him. I called poison control and they said it was fine.
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my sister found my not yet two year old nephew drinking from a childproof childrens motrin bottle, like you would drink from a soda can!
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okay, i was swaying between omg and LOL and i decided to just say "oh, how familiar!!!!" :bounce
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OY!

I think the best quiet three year old story of Ari is the following:

Quiet house, quiet Ari playing in bedroom. Quiet Ari and quiet dog. Quiet markers. Quietly coloring the little white dog in a rainbow of decoration. I knew there were many reasons why we pay the extra for the washable markers. :nod
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Dec 19 2005, 08:12 AM
okay, i was swaying between omg and lol and i decided to just say "oh, how familiar!!!!" :bounce

dito

somehow, my 9 month old ds (yes, 9 m.o.!!!) has figured out how to turn on the stereo, but only if it's plugged in. if it's not his 2 y.o. sister will help do that. and they both know how to turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP!! ds was so proud of himself the first time he did it. he was so cute!

my dd has the tendency to use Desitin as hand and body lotion :wacko: . and what could be more fun than shaking all of mommy's spices onto the kitchen floor :blink: ? i've also lost a toothbrush and nail clipper to the bathroom sink drain. i guess she thought the drain needed some cleaning and a manicure.
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