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| Pesach Kid Humour | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 25 2008, 06:59 AM (251 Views) | |
| realeez | Apr 25 2008, 06:59 AM Post #1 |
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My 4 y.o. made a becher in school which he used for his grape juice during the seder but was labeled Kos shel Eliyahu so we later used it for Eliyahu. The next evening, he was about to use it when ds1 (6) says to him "Wait--it has Eliyahu's germs! And since he's a malach, it will never wash off!" DS2 always has a ready answer and replies "Well he only drank from one side!" |
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| U Tarzan Me Jane | Apr 25 2008, 07:51 AM Post #2 |
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Rebbetzin
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LOL!! I love it when they are so logical! |
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| npl | Apr 25 2008, 08:41 AM Post #3 |
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Bala Buste
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Laughing so hard - very cute and logical; in a kid sort of way! |
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| conundrum1 | Apr 25 2008, 09:31 AM Post #4 |
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Yummy's Mommy
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Your kids are so yummy! |
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| ElTam | Apr 25 2008, 10:45 AM Post #5 |
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DD1 was telling me about Paroh taking all the Jewish baby boys. So I asked her what happened to the babies (I wasn't sure what they said at nursery) and she said, "Paroh sold them at a yard sale...for $8." I think I'll leave that one alone for a few years. |
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| npl | Apr 25 2008, 11:45 AM Post #6 |
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Bala Buste
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My youngest is flip-flopping between wanting it to be seder night every night, and asking for chametz. Today I told him we were having matza brei for lunch. He said he wanted toast, but he knew it was chametz. So, he asked for "French Matza" (instead of French Toast) and that's what I made - matza brei with a different name. He's happy! |
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| realeez | Apr 25 2008, 01:14 PM Post #7 |
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Oh yeah and here's one more: A 7-11 we drove by was all boarded up since it went out of business so ds1 asked if they closed for pesach! |
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| conundrum1 | Apr 25 2008, 04:19 PM Post #8 |
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Yummy's Mommy
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My Zaide says that the 7-11 is renovating. Apparently it's going to have more than one floor. |
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| realeez | Apr 25 2008, 05:08 PM Post #9 |
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A guy there told my dh that they are out of business and he hopes to get a job at the Haddington one :D |
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| ScrappingMom | Apr 25 2008, 05:48 PM Post #10 |
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LOL Too cute! |
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