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Funny Item Descriptions
Topic Started: Jun 13 2005, 03:51 PM (2,443 Views)
AAA
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If you go to your collection and go to Items, you can see each item that you have picked up. When you highlight an item the King will describe it for you. This thread is to post the funny ones. Here are a couple examples I can think of off-hand:

Pointy Iceberg - Sinks luxury liners.

Towel Guy - We certainly hope his towel doesn't fall down. how disturbing!
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vix
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Run you clever boy and remember...

Pointy Iceberg is one of my favorites...:lol :lol

i'll post some of my at some point.
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AAA
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I've played the game again and looked at some of the descriptions. Once again, these are from memory.

Gas Tank - It's filled with gas. This gas doesn't come from people...

Thermometer - Stick it in your mouth, your armpit, or...

Handcuffs - If you've done something very bad, you might end up wearing these. Or if you've been good.

This one was mentioned in the King Quotes thread, I think, but I can't find it there now:
Red Crayon - A red crayon. This is not lipstick. Girls, be careful!

Pink Crayon - A pink crayon. This is not lipstick either. Girls, be careful!
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vix
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Run you clever boy and remember...

Airplane
- A flying vehicle. This type can't even transform or fight…

Big Rock
- This stone says it took a long time to become this size. Nobody's listening.

just a few for now, i'm kinda tired to go searching for some more, heh
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ayelis
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From the posts I made to IMDB...

Bowling Alley - a place where people have fun rolling a ball. Isn't rolling balls fun?

Dung Beetle - rolls cow dung and makes it bigger. We feel a little rivalry here.

Salmon - swims all the way back to the river from the ocean. Then people eat it.

Checkbook - people either smile or cry when they read this. It must be a very good novel.

Soccer Player - professional at playing with balls. This must be a very valuable Earthling skill, considering his salary.

*rofl at Towel Guy and Handcuffs btw!* Girls, be careful!
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smiley-o
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Open Box
I like some of the drier humor in the descriptions.
Big Kokeshi - "Now you have to find somewhere to put this."

Wrestler - "He's not very strong, but his speech packed a punch."
(his speech: 'I'm strongest! Ha ha ha!')

And I guess the King of All Cosmos isn't a very avid gamer.
RC Controller - "Used to control stuff. It has 2 sticks. You have to be a genius to be able to use both at once!"

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nyekobug
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I remember peaches had something as an odd description about Butts. I'd post it, but I'm en route to a shower then interview :]

-nyekobug
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Myst Erik Ery
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nyekobug
Jul 27 2005, 10:35 AM
I remember peaches had something as an odd description about Butts. I'd post it, but I'm en route to a shower then interview :]

-nyekobug

It's one of my favorites.

Peach: A butt-shaped fruit that is more tasty than butts.

Other favorites:

Thermometer: Use it to take your temperature. Put it in your mouth, armpit, or...

Handcuffs: If you are really bad these may be used on you. Or if you are good...
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King Katadama
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Dont have the description right now, but i believe the frying pan- is used for hitting people :lol
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aaron
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Frying pan: used for cooking food. Be careful which part you hold!
Hitting someone would have been funnier...
Here's my favs:

Hamburger: Meat, cheese and lots of other yummy stuff in-between two buns. There are infinite combinations available.
Chicken: juicy and delicious! This is some part of a chicken. They may not be able to fly after all.
Sponge: This has a type of cake named after it, but is not as tasty as the cake.
Nik: Loves eating, and has mastered the art of talking with a full mouth. Nobody understands a word.
Healthmeter: device which makes you happy, sad, or surprised after standing on it
Potty: most non-Japanese people have a hard time with this
Hair Brush: people with less hair pat their heads with this and pray
Taiko Drum: japanese drum and some sticks. Someone made a really cool game with these.
Display Stand: you can put anything you like here, except naughty things
Vase: often used as a murder weapon. Please be careful.
Video Game: we do so love video games. If you play for too long, mom and dad may get angry. Boo!
Sandal: shoes for short distance walking and for hippies.
Toaster: a machine that burns bread. A timer is installed. Just be patient.
Huge Falling Rock: a really big rock. Falling.
Chopper 2: common sense didn't build this thing.
Shark building: there's a rumor that this building joins forces with the one next door and becomes a transformer robot.
Windmill: this is what powers the police office. Fooled you.
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warewulf
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butcher knife: if you hold this and make a scary face people will run away.

plate: this is sometimes the weapon of choice when couples fight

crane: you should not drive this thing if you are angry or upset

great x3 grandpa: he's so active for his age theres a rumor he's a cyborg




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The Flea Market Sign - A place where people can sell unwanted junk, or buy other peoples junk.

Great x2 Grandpa - Once he starts telling a story about "the good old days," it never ends.

Spirit of Fun - She always looks happy. Which is pretty annoying when you feel down.

Red Ball - Kids roll this around and play. Sadly, nothing sticks to it. We are disappointed. javascript:emoticon(':wonder')
smilie
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PrinceDipp
I registered, now what?
Grandpa: claims he hasn't eaten yet...
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KilgoreWolfe
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Cello: An instrument that makes screeching sounds. It apparently screeches less if you're good at it.

Chukka: Apparently people rip off its petals when they can't make up their minds about something. The flowers do not appreciate it.
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