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"Best". Pickup Line. Ever; This is awesome
Topic Started: Apr 5 2006, 05:21 PM (446 Views)
Alpha
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If I was a moose, and you were a duck, and we had a baby, it would be a moose- duck. It would go "MWACK!".


Post the lamest pickup lines that you have ever heard about here
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khfan1
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Spammer! :doh
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Alpha
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How is that spam?
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khfan1
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I'm actually not going to say anything, because that's not my job. :heh

Anyways, I suppose the topic could be to discuss pick up lines...Or whatever you wanted to chat about.

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Alpha
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Fine. We'll discuss them.
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khfan1
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http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/best_pick_up_lines.htm

Here are some good pick up lines! (JK)

:lol Honestly, do people actually use pickup lines? It just seems like it would offend everyone you ask, and they don't sound very clever.
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My favorite pickup line is the Mr. Microphone one where the guys in the convertible do a driveby. How does it go? Something like, "Hey, good looking! We'll be by to pick you up later!"
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Spudz777
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What winks and screws like a tiger?

Give up?

:howyoudoin



*EDIT* And yes, I actually used this one on my wife... but we'd been dating for months, and I was mocking bad pickup lines, so it's forgivable... Almost...
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Quote:
 
What winks and screws like a tiger?

Give up?



:shrug Okay, I give.
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Jag
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Kickstart, at that point Spudz would wink, implying that he himself screws like a tiger.

And here's one I've used, and it's either going to alienate most of the females on this board from me or intrigue them:

"You have nice thighs, I'd like to stroke them with my ears."

Now, before you start sending hate mail, it was on a girl I am VERY "familiar" with, and I saw her out in town, snuck up on her and said it to her in a kind of Barry White voice just to get her reaction.

Don't hate me.
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:bleh Yikes, you guys! Talk about cheesy. The Barry White voice part was funny, though.
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Jag
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"I love the sexy slither of a lady snake."

Seriously, though, that wasn't the best part of the ensuing dialogue, but that can't be said here.
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Dashing Prince
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"I lost my Teddy Bear, will you sleep with me tonight?"
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