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| "Best". Pickup Line. Ever; This is awesome | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 5 2006, 05:21 PM (446 Views) | |
| Alpha | Apr 5 2006, 05:21 PM Post #1 |
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If I was a moose, and you were a duck, and we had a baby, it would be a moose- duck. It would go "MWACK!". Post the lamest pickup lines that you have ever heard about here |
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| khfan1 | Apr 5 2006, 06:19 PM Post #2 |
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Spammer!
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| Alpha | Apr 5 2006, 06:29 PM Post #3 |
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How is that spam? |
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| khfan1 | Apr 5 2006, 06:37 PM Post #4 |
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I'm actually not going to say anything, because that's not my job. Anyways, I suppose the topic could be to discuss pick up lines...Or whatever you wanted to chat about. |
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| Alpha | Apr 5 2006, 06:41 PM Post #5 |
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Fine. We'll discuss them. |
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| khfan1 | Apr 5 2006, 06:49 PM Post #6 |
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http://www.humorsphere.com/sms/best_pick_up_lines.htm Here are some good pick up lines! (JK) Honestly, do people actually use pickup lines? It just seems like it would offend everyone you ask, and they don't sound very clever.
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| kickstart | Apr 5 2006, 08:59 PM Post #7 |
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My favorite pickup line is the Mr. Microphone one where the guys in the convertible do a driveby. How does it go? Something like, "Hey, good looking! We'll be by to pick you up later!" |
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| Spudz777 | Apr 6 2006, 09:24 AM Post #8 |
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What winks and screws like a tiger? Give up? ![]() *EDIT* And yes, I actually used this one on my wife... but we'd been dating for months, and I was mocking bad pickup lines, so it's forgivable... Almost... |
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| kickstart | Apr 6 2006, 08:05 PM Post #9 |
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Okay, I give.
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| Jag | Apr 7 2006, 02:33 AM Post #10 |
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Kickstart, at that point Spudz would wink, implying that he himself screws like a tiger. And here's one I've used, and it's either going to alienate most of the females on this board from me or intrigue them: "You have nice thighs, I'd like to stroke them with my ears." Now, before you start sending hate mail, it was on a girl I am VERY "familiar" with, and I saw her out in town, snuck up on her and said it to her in a kind of Barry White voice just to get her reaction. Don't hate me. |
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| kickstart | Apr 7 2006, 05:49 PM Post #11 |
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Yikes, you guys! Talk about cheesy. The Barry White voice part was funny, though.
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| Jag | Apr 8 2006, 04:04 AM Post #12 |
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"I love the sexy slither of a lady snake." Seriously, though, that wasn't the best part of the ensuing dialogue, but that can't be said here. |
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| Dashing Prince | Apr 11 2006, 05:49 PM Post #13 |
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"I lost my Teddy Bear, will you sleep with me tonight?" |
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Honestly, do people actually use pickup lines? It just seems like it would offend everyone you ask, and they don't sound very clever.


Okay, I give.
Yikes, you guys! Talk about cheesy. The Barry White voice part was funny, though.
10:16 AM Jul 11