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| Sipping tea with the King; The endless RP! | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 2 2009, 10:26 PM (683 Views) | |
| Bellstrom | Aug 2 2009, 10:26 PM Post #1 |
The Court Jester of All Cosmos
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In this Katamari-based forum game, you just basically add on to a story, with whatever you want. All I ask is that you don't make posts that suddenly switch to a new plot and completely ignores any posts before it, or posts like "Everybody dies. THE END".It is the endless RP, after all. However, the plot is very loose, and the basic story will probably change over time. You can control both your self, or a personification of your username, all canon characters in the Katamari Damacy universe, and any custom cousin you've come up with in Katamari Rolls On. You can only use other people's characters and custom cousins if you have their permission, or is they say in they're first past that their characters can be used by anyone. Now that that's out of the way, let's begin; The King of All Cosmos was sitting by the fire, sipping tea with his son, and Kuro, who the Prince had invited over. "So," said Kuro, "What's being extremely rich like, King?" "Well, we think that it's like being poor, but with a lot more money," replied the King. "...I-I don't quite understand what you mean." "Hmm. It makes perfect sense to us." The Prince sighed. "It's actually quite nice," The Prince started, "Though you probably will never become wealthy, since you rarely even set foot in your own house, let alone having a job. And even if you did come into some money, you'd probably spend it all on manga and Super Sentai memorabilia." "I suppose you're right," spoke Kuro. He sipped some more tea. A crash was heard in the distance. |
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| toejam | Aug 3 2009, 03:29 PM Post #2 |
Bad Mushroom
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It was the same spikey space rock that hit The King's Royal Noggin |
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| reecer6 | Aug 3 2009, 04:52 PM Post #3 |
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The Castle's Architech
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(What Spikey Space Rock? You mean in KF? That was a robot King that did it!) Aisu was skiing with Sherman when she heard the large crash. They flew to the King's Palace to ask what it was. "We haven't investigated it yet" responded the Prince. Sherman got a broom, arming himself for what could be an evil alien come to take over the Cosmos. |
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| Bellstrom | Aug 3 2009, 06:45 PM Post #4 |
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Seeing Sherman grab a broom, Kuro quickly stood up, flinging his teacup into a wall, and went into a Super Sentai-like pose. There was a pause. "...What are you doing?" asked Sherman. Kuro paused, and sat back down. "Nevermind..." he mumbled. |
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| tldraco | Aug 3 2009, 06:50 PM Post #5 |
I wonder whats for dinner???
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(I guess I'll use the Robo King as my character if no one else is using him) Suddenly RoboKing flies down toward where everyone is "*BEEP BOP* Is everyone alright?? I heard a strange noise from the other side of the Cosmos and decided to see what it was? *BOP* "Sigh I guess It couldn't have been the robot" replied the prince. "Hmm" said RoboKing "*BEEP BOP BOOP DWEEEEEET* Ive analysed the atmosphere and it seems the loud noise was some foreign object traveling so fast it broke the sound barrier! What could it be? *BEEP BOOP*" |
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| reecer6 | Aug 3 2009, 07:25 PM Post #6 |
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The Castle's Architech
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(I'm pretty sure everybody in KRO doesn't care if anyone uses their cousins.) A Fan overhears this and gets several cousins to bring him to the castle. he suggests that it was a whip, because they were the first man-made object to break the sound barrier. "This is outer space We're working with, right? Humans don't send whips to space!" The fan points out we've brought frogs to space, and it would be believable we would send whips to space. |
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| Bellstrom | Aug 3 2009, 07:41 PM Post #7 |
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(OOC: If I didn't make it clear, canon characters cannot be claimed. Anyone can use any character.) "...Let's not waste time coming up with ideas and just look for it," said the Prince, seemingly the only cousin who has any common sense. |
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| tldraco | Aug 3 2009, 07:54 PM Post #8 |
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I wonder whats for dinner???
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Actually you said all canon characters can be claimed but thats okay Ill still use him and if people want to use him too thats fine with me =) RoboKing looks behind the giant piece of furniture where the sound came from to find none other than a meteor looking cookie!! "*BEEP BOP* Look everyone its just a giant cookie... ooh and it seemed to break a hole in your ceiling. Sorry King, I hope you have intergalactic insurance. Well what could this mean? should we fly to where the meteor came from and hope we find it's source or should we continue to examine it? I hope you little people know what to do about this because my archives of the cosmos show no history as to where this came from *BOP BEEP* |
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| friendlyrollingstar | Aug 3 2009, 08:08 PM Post #9 |
Rolling Rolling Rolling...
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Sorry tldraco, I was writing my response while you already did yours so it's a little out of whack, but here's what happens next. "Look, over there. I think I see another foreign object like Robo King said." Miso exclaimed. "It appears you are correct. Let's go over and look at it." June replied. The cousins ran toward the object but just as they approached, it disappeared into thin air. "What's going on?" Dipp shouted. "Do you think anyone knows?" Prince said with a scoff. They looked around the site where the object was but nobody could seem to find it. "Let's check the radar on the ship. Perhaps the object is still there, traveling while invisible." Ichigo said. The whole party of cousins checked the radar. Everyone was leaning over to see what was there and suddenly Miso let out a scream. "What? What's going on?" said Dipp. The Prince pushed Dipp out of the way as he looked at Miso. "She's been petrified somehow!" the Prince cried with a strong hint of fright in his voice. "The foreign object is attacking us! Set a course for the nearest safe planet. Mag, you use your charts and tell us where that is." "I can't!" Mag said. "Something is making all the electronics on this ship malfunction!" Suddenly a large blast was heard as a laser struck the ship, blowing everyone out into space. "What are we going to do?" said Ryu. The Prince hatched a plan. "I've got it. Look at that star over there. If we can manage to use this spare ship part to absorb the energy from that star, we can launch ourselves over to that planet. It's green, so it must be safe." The Prince began to absorb the energy from the star. Then, there was a shout from Ichigo as the strange object came into view. It was... ROBO KING! "What's going on? We're doomed!" said Kinoko. "I've got the energy from the star, come on! Hyper speed jump to nearest planet!" There was a big explosion as the cousins were launched towards the green planet. "Miso..." Ichigo cried. "Don't worry." said Prince. "We simply have to find the Recu Plant. If we can find that plant, we can cure Miso's petrification. It's green with a blue ball." Foomin volunteered to get the plant and then Dipp asked a question again: "Hey Prince, why is Robo King malfunctioning?" "I'm not sure..." Prince replied. "Stop asking so many questions. Though if I had to guess, a virus has been spreading known as Suoicilam. It must have hit Robo King, causing him to turn evil. Space scientists are not yet sure of the remedy..." "I've got the plant!" Foomin cried as she popped it into Miso's mouth. "NO!" Prince cried. "What have you DONE? I told you green with a blue ball, not blue with a green ball!" "Uh-oh, is something bad going to happen?" said Foomin in worry. "I'm afraid so." said Prince. "The plant you gave Miso has a poison that spreads throughout the victim's body and causes them to shrink down to a microscopic size. Luckily, she'll probably be un-petrified." "Well then," said Foomin. "There's only one thing to do." "You can't be thinking..." Prince said in shock. "Yes. I'm going to take a dose of that plant as well, and save Miso." Foomin said. "I've got to save her. It was my fault. This is my battle to win." "Nice knowing ya!" said Kinoko. "I'll be back. That's for sure." said Foomin. Foomin took a dose of the plant and began to shrink. Suddenly, a notice on the planet popped up showing it would detonate in 30 seconds. "WHAT?" said Kuro. "We've got to get out of here!" cried Prince. "Let's use a Royal Warp!" cried Kuro. And they did, landing themselves in a strange chamber. "What's going on?" Prince asked. "HA. HA. HA. Said Robo King. I've got Ichigo now. And you can get her back, IF you destroy the other King." "Wha... what?" said Prince. "We don't have a choice..." Kinoko said sadly. "OH YES YOU DO!" said a strange voice. Just then, Foomin and Miso swung in and saved Ichigo, then joined the rest of the group. "BLAST!" cried the Robo King. "How did you get out?" said Prince. "It's a long story." Miso replied quickly. "Let's fight to the death. FOR THE COSMOS!" And so the brave soldiers began the epic battle of the Cosmos... Edited by friendlyrollingstar, Aug 3 2009, 08:09 PM.
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| reecer6 | Aug 3 2009, 09:41 PM Post #10 |
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The Castle's Architech
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Shikao punched Robo King! |
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| Bellstrom | Aug 3 2009, 10:17 PM Post #11 |
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(OOC: *Looks at last two posts*  Oh, and, please, try to refrain from making insanely long posts.)There was a pause. "...What?" asked Shikao. "One, did you really think that would work?" replied the Prince, "And two, he's made of metal." "What does that have to-AGH, MY HAND! AGH, UGH, OH GOD, THAT HURTS! AGH!" Kuro snickered, causing everyone to stare at him angrily. "Hehehe. Hehe. Heh... Sorry," Kuro said, once he noticed everyone's stares. |
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| toejam | Aug 4 2009, 10:58 AM Post #12 |
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Bad Mushroom
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"So what are we gonna do?"asked The Prince |
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| tldraco | Aug 4 2009, 02:11 PM Post #13 |
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I wonder whats for dinner???
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OOC: aww man i wanted to use RoboKing in this topic but i guess he's a bad guy now  oh well IC: June had a great Idea! "I know how to weaken him!" she said.. "How?" replied the Prince. June began to start doing a strange looking dance... "What the HECK are you doing???" everyone asked. Suddenly it started to rain!!! "They dont call me June for nothing!" The RoboKing started to malfunction due to weakness in his circiuts from thew water and began to weaken him. "Hurry!" yelled the Prince. "Some one Do SOMETHING!!!!!" |
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| reecer6 | Aug 4 2009, 02:54 PM Post #14 |
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The Castle's Architech
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Miso poured some soup on RK. The Prince got the rain god to rain on him. Robo King started to melt! Sherman mumbled a remark that sounded like it was about that he could do that better. Everyone was confused about how RK is melting, but they got his liquid into a large bucket and brought it to Planet Jail. |
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| toejam | Aug 4 2009, 03:39 PM Post #15 |
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Bad Mushroom
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"Goodbye,Robo-King"said 
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| tldraco | Aug 4 2009, 05:00 PM Post #16 |
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OOC: could this topic get randomer? First we all here a sound, then robo king comes down to help and then the cousins are suddenly in a ship fighting roboking when they land on a planet thats about to blow up and then all of a sudeen roboking melts and they throw the luquid in jail  ummmm i dont know how to continue  IC: N/A |
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| Bellstrom | Aug 4 2009, 05:52 PM Post #17 |
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(OOC: Honestly, I think FRS's megapost kinda messed it up. It changed the plot too quickly. Let's revert back to right before his and your posts, since they kinda ended the plot, find the crash, too quickly.) "...Let's not waste time coming up with ideas and just look for it," said the Prince, seemingly the only cousin who has any common sense. "Alright," said Kuro, "Ryu, hand me your sword." "How about no?" asked Ryu. |
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| tldraco | Aug 4 2009, 07:33 PM Post #18 |
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IC: "*BEEP BOP* Please then Ryu, why dont you investigate as to where it came from. We would love to see some of your secret moves that you have yet to show us. You are a ninja so Im sure you can just track where it cam from. I apologize little ones, my radar shows no sign as to where it could be *BEEP BOOP*" |
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| friendlyrollingstar | Aug 4 2009, 08:50 PM Post #19 |
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Rolling Rolling Rolling...
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(OOC: Sorry! I thought that after the battle something new could arise and happen, because as you said the plot would change quickly plus I like writing stories but I'll keep it down to a minimum now. I believe it was a misunderstanding. How many posts should there be before the crash is found, the plot changes slightly, so on, so on? Also for next time can I "megapost" but then end with the plot being very much the same?) Ryu smiled and then took out his sword. "NINJA!" he shouted, and then suddenly he was gone in a puff of smoke. "Uh... we sort of have a problem now." said Kuro. Ryu is gone and we can't find the sound now. Mag then beeped and projected a hologram of a supermarket. "I think it's here." said Mag. So the cousins jumped onto a passing UFO taxi and landed at the store. "Um, Mag? Do you seriously think that the source of that giant crash was a supermarket?" said Miso. "No," said Mag, "but I think we have a good chance of finding another clue here." And they did! |
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| Bellstrom | Aug 4 2009, 09:12 PM Post #20 |
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"...A clue? You mean something like THAT?" asked Kuro, referring to a giant hole in the supermarket's roof. |
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| tldraco | Aug 4 2009, 09:17 PM Post #21 |
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I wonder whats for dinner???
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IC: "*BOP BEEP* Mag, my dear, We think you are correct! This place seems to be very crowded though! *BEEP BOP*" Everyone entered the supermarket and saw all sorts of things! "*BEEP BOP* We'll tell you what our little aquaintances, why dont you roll a katamari and pick up all these things in this store and Us as gracious as we are will turn the katamari into a satellite that will help us find this whatever it is. *DWEET BOP*"
Edited by tldraco, Aug 4 2009, 09:18 PM.
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| Bellstrom | Aug 4 2009, 10:20 PM Post #22 |
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"...Uhh, Robo-King?" said Kuro, "We don't have any katamaris." |
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| reecer6 | Aug 4 2009, 11:07 PM Post #23 |
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The Castle's Architech
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The katamari fell through the hole with Ichigo rolling it! It rolled up the milk, the meat, the fruit, everything! It ended at 1m40cm. |
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| tldraco | Aug 4 2009, 11:20 PM Post #24 |
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I wonder whats for dinner???
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OOC: This is fun ^_^ IC: "BOP DWEET* Well my dear Ichigo it is very small but it will have to do.*BOP BEEP*" RoboKing then then it high in the sky as it turned into a satellite. "*BOP BEEP* Hmm? It seems to be heading toward the bottom of that hole! Oh yes! We forgot the law of gravity, such a waste of a kaatamari. We apologize for the inconvineince. Lets us go down that hole!! *BOP BEEP*" |
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| Bellstrom | Aug 5 2009, 04:09 PM Post #25 |
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Kuro swiftly grabbed a jar of pickles and jumped down the hole. "ATTAAAAAACK!" he screeched. "...How will he fight something with a jar of pickles?" asked The Prince. "*BEEP BOP* I... I do not really want to know. *FWEET BOP*" replied Robo-King. |
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