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Katamari Haiku Fest
Topic Started: Feb 18 2010, 04:34 PM (1,346 Views)
vix
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Run you clever boy and remember...

Oddly enough, this has never been done before...


Katamari rolls
Through the snow and rain and sleet
Much like your mailman
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JWtheMighty
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Tee-hee-giggle!

What are the rules for haiku again? 5-7-5?
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vix
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Run you clever boy and remember...

yeah though some cultures use variations...but i believe 5-7-5 is the norm.
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elitebeat2
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I'm the goddamn Batman!
Nik
Nik is quite chubby
He is prone to heart disease
He's twelve percent lard

Ichigo
You are quite crazy
You like strawberries and cake
But not together?

Pokkle
Who are you, stranger?
Why do you wear that weird hat?
You like diff-er-ent...


I just fixed it up a bit... :thumbsup
Edited by elitebeat2, Feb 18 2010, 06:36 PM.
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Iramatak
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Watch the skies, everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies.
People, houses, clouds
As Large As Possible 5
I rolled up the King
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vix
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Run you clever boy and remember...

win and win. very nice. maybe i should move this to tea with the king instead of here...hmmm...

:kuro Kuro :kuro

Planet to myself
Alone time is best for me
I, Lone Wolf Master
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JWtheMighty
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Tee-hee-giggle!

I just found out that I suck bigtime at haikus. Too bad, 'cause I really want to do one about Paula's duck wanting to visit China (I don't think anyone but Elitebeat would get that).
>:I
On a random note, there was a level in Spyro 3 with german fireflies who only spoke in haiku. Good times.
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Iramatak
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Watch the skies, everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies.
Stringray Building glitch
As Large as Possible 4
30 meter cap

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elitebeat2
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I'm the goddamn Batman!
JWtheMighty
Feb 18 2010, 08:56 PM
I just found out that I suck bigtime at haikus. Too bad, 'cause I really want to do one about Paula's duck wanting to visit China (I don't think anyone but Elitebeat would get that).
>:I
On a random note, there was a level in Spyro 3 with german fireflies who only spoke in haiku. Good times.
I C wut U did thar... :lol
anyways...

Save The Pandas
I roll and I roll
I got a ton of money
Five Dollars? Really?!

Chateau Notre Desir
This stuff makes no sense!
How are drinks memorable?
The King is a d**k

Sprinkler Challenge
Defeats the purpose...
This is nothing like KD
Jumping & Walking?!
Edited by elitebeat2, Feb 19 2010, 12:32 AM.
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The Royal Reporter
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Reporter of the King

Royal Reporter
Banished from the King's Cosmos
Returns with pardon
Edited by The Royal Reporter, Feb 19 2010, 03:39 AM.
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katamaridav
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Mythographicoscholasticism
:pokkle

Another Prince, hm
His Origin is Unknown
Many call him weird

(But, NOT I!)

:nutsuo

Tiny little arms
"But Very tasty" says Nik
One of the tallest


Cowbear (Item)

One big baby
So many fear this weird beast
cross of cow and bear






Edited by katamaridav, Feb 19 2010, 04:21 AM.
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TheBest1994
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Katamari on the Wings.
Miso

A soup for a head
You didn't have one like before...
Did you start puberty already?

Honey

Oh, you're sweet!
How you're soo pink.
And probably tasty, too!

Beyond

So tall as Odeko...
You're so like a giraffe.
You did eat veggies and fruits.


Yeah, that is my approach.
Edited by TheBest1994, Feb 19 2010, 11:42 AM.
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vix
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Run you clever boy and remember...

Daisy

Milk spurts from my feet
I have a hard time walking
I wear rubber boots
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Iramatak
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Watch the skies, everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies.
Cars, hoops, people, vans
As Large as Possible 3
Dash to get minivans
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katamaridav
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Mythographicoscholasticism

:kunihiro
Semi-naked , duh
His head looks like a present
He seems very nice


:jungle
Awesome changes
Hup, hup, hup to where'd he go?
Master of disguise


:slip
Flat as a paper
He flows with the gentle breeze
A Prince look-alike


:norn
Loves his goldfish
And has very long legs, too
Like a pudding cup




Ok, that's enough

And just to clear here are the cousins that have haikus
:nik
:ichigo
:pokkle
:kuro
:nutsuo
:miso
:honey
:beyond
:daisy
:kunihiro
:jungle
:slip
:norn
Edited by katamaridav, Feb 21 2010, 03:03 AM.
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Junglekun
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Back to being a badass pirate!
why :cancan is my favorite cousin :D

Can-Can Likes to spin.
Spinning his head is so cool
That's why I like him
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TheBest1994
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Katamari on the Wings.
Chateau Notre Desir Redux
Oh, so the memories,
Roll the king from baby to adult!
This didn't make sense at all.

:banban

A donut of some sort.
A talented hole like that.
He likes to eat some swets.

:hans

Look up from the sky,
I see a bowl from there.
You're just watching TV!!
Edited by TheBest1994, Feb 21 2010, 11:18 AM.
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katamaridav
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Mythographicoscholasticism
:hans
I don't face the wall
I always tumble and fall
But , I like this thing


------------------------
Make the North Star
Constellation or star?
Fujio's there doing stuff
The goal: 10 meters


Flower ALAP
A field of flowers
Seven dwarves but where's Snow White?
God is a female?


Camel Stage
Rolling in the desert
To collect some booty
A greedy camel


Munchies Manor
Roll up calories
The dreamiest stage for Nik
Ban-Ban's to maybe


Farewell!
Roll up roboking
Why is it hard to roll Mu?
Is this like murder?


I Love Katamari
This has bad controls
It really looks like KD
Prince looks a bit weird





Edited by katamaridav, Feb 22 2010, 07:26 AM.
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shyguy5104
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i iz soe smrt :3
Hey thebest1994 you have too many syllables on the last lines of your haikus
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Iramatak
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Watch the skies, everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the skies.
I think pretty much everyone isn't following the 5-7-5 rule. I still do :P
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TheBest1994
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Katamari on the Wings.
shyguy5104
Feb 22 2010, 02:04 PM
Hey thebest1994 you have too many syllables on the last lines of your haikus
Yeah, I couldn't remember the 5-7-5 rule so often...

but, I knew it had something with 3 lines in it!! :lol
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FoominFan
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Moment Generating Function

Make a Star 7
Beginners want to give up.
Longer time limit???

Make a Star 7
Prefab house impossible
Eleven sixty???

:lol

Side objects and tires...
As Large As Possible 2
I love this level.

Bluffing Damacy
As Large As Possible 1
Those tissue boxes...

Crane
Good for speedrunning!
You add so much to my size!
...Bad for object runs.

Royal Monument
The Queen the King, his father...
Corn State is fastest.

:doh
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vix
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Run you clever boy and remember...

vix moved this topic
to tea with the king because
it requires thought

:lol

the royal rainbow
oh how the colors shimmer
summoned, get back home
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FoominFan
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Moment Generating Function

vix
Feb 23 2010, 03:38 PM
vix moved this topic
to tea with the king because
it requires thought

:lol

That's awesome!

More haikus to come
I'll be writing more tonight
But wait... this is one!

:lol
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friendlyrollingstar
The eye drops off the shelf.

I can't make haikus. They are WAY too hard to write. I might try later.
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