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Bad interpetations of Katamari Music; this is horrible :(
Topic Started: May 6 2013, 12:53 AM (445 Views)
Gyhujikolp
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hello
Houston:

He need to now poop, who need Kazey, that knows a wet head.
Coochie boo now foo it tay, so he can poo. She no walk.
Natural, don't worry. Goro had oh, my good poopoo
Kim in oh, teh moonwalk, ooh Johnny, roof are gay.

Listen to my heart, it come with it. Kuro, cononono Marie
You nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Lookin' for your dream
Maya weed Kunaal. They even know you!
Somewhere she Suzuki teh.

Marvel, oh Katamari! To you Joe lied, you too she mad-mad.
Kim in oh, he need to know, what I made day.
Phone alarm.

Listen to my heart, it come with it. Kuro, dookie no toe icky
You nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Lookin' for your dream
Maya weed Kunaal. They even know you!
Somewhere she Suzuki teh.

Oh she got a ya eat eh. 'Cause somebody on
I no eat for Kuro.
He squeak yo yucky Tue-uesday.
Gotta cheetah, eeyore too.

Listen to my heart, it come with it. Kuro, cononono Marie
You nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Lookin' for your dream
Maya weed Kunaal. They even know you!
Somewhere she Suzuki teh.

pretty bad right?
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Trezur
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I'm being such a trezur

Nothing, NOTHING, will ever beat: "Take a dump, a funky dump" and "'CAUSE BABY YOU NEED BALLS~!"
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slowbro
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way too silly :S

I often can't understand the actual words in katamari music. :lol (Well that's true of a lot of kinds of music.)

Often, misinterpretations are all I have, heh.

(but that's one detailed version of Houston! :thumbsup )
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Gyhujikolp
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heres another one!

Katamari on the Rocks:

Chu chu churu chu chu chu churu chu chu churu chu churu chu chu
Chu chu churu chu chu chu churu chu chu churu chu churu chu chu
Chu chu churu chu chu chu churu chu chu churu chu churu chu chu
Chu chu churu chu chu chu churu chu chu churu chu churu chu chu

Na nah nananananah nah nah nanah nah nanah nah
Na nah nananananah nah nah nanah nah nanah nah
Na nah nananananah nah nah nanah nah nanah nah
Na nah nananananah nah nah nanah nah nanah nah nah nah nah nah

Downed a Wall-E
Do ya'll beyss
Dananananananananananananananana
Peek Neek he bun
Fee show cool! Hoo!
Dananananananananananananananana
Soot the key no afternoon oonoonoonoon
Dananananananananananabanananana
Fool at she now
Midnight, yeah!

Cat a might eh
Goro got she
I love you, it's a man
Moe smiles for you
Kimmy, Dan, Kel, and Nimrod move hey slow
Gun bar now my cool chair
Come play, son
Come play, son

Oh, so lie no T-shirts ooh! Hey!
Dananananananananananananananana
Day, I mean no muzz alot oh! Oh yeah!
Dananananananananananananananana
Hot, warming major oh shi-
Dananananananananananananananana (Oh, go, GO!!)
Hit appliance, say good bye!
Bye bye!

He now cat I might eh she lied my show
Strum bad, just had my soup
Call dad, he will oota at the adult loy
She-a threw a photo at the room
It's my way
いつまいううぇい!

La lalalalalalalala Katamari Damacy!
Lala lalalalala la la la Katamari Damacy!
Lala lalalalala la la la Katamari Damacy!
Lala lalalalala la la la Katamari Damacyyyyyy!

Go, god, GO!!

WAAAAAAAHHWWWE!!!

Koohl!!!

Yea, yeah, YEAH!!

Chu chu churu chu chu chu churu chu chu churu chu chu chu churu
Chu chu churu chu chu chu churu chu chu churu chu chu chu churu
Chu chu churu chu chu chu churu chu chu churu chu chu chu churu
Chu chu churu chu chu chu churu chu chu churu chu chu chu churu

Katamari Damacyyyyyy!!

Me see the key bun
Yoi she right there!
Dananananananananananananananana
Kanye knock ye head on Kyogre's wet head
Dananananananananananananananana
Soot the key sand Sora at the mom
Row Oh my two eats sun wrong each side

Face a litter don't have a bouquet when who gun
At the hear of his son's death my soul
Any cartoon you or me took at the last
Tie d next time no deaths
Cat I might eh
Cat I might eh!
Oh yah!

Nanah nananananah nah nah na Katamari Damacy!
Nanah nananananah nah nah na Katamari Damacy!
Nanah nananananah nah nah na Katamari Damacy!
Nanah nananananah nah nah na Katamari Damacyyyy!
Nanah nananananah nah nah na Katamari Damacy!
Nanah nananananah nah nah na Katamari Damacy!
Nanah nananananah nah nah na Katamari Damacy!
Nanah nananananah nah nah na Katamari Damacyyyy!

rly long one tho :ace
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kakatatamamariri
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This is so hilarious.
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Sir Wafflington
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Katamari bitch, uh-huh, you jackin' my show,
lots and lots of booties in my shank car,
if you're good, I'll teach you how to be a G,
so gangsta-a-a-aaa...

That's all I got.

*note* I hate music with lyrics like this, I just thinks it's funny to act like the kids are saying this.
Edited by Sir Wafflington, Aug 5 2013, 06:47 PM.
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Trezur
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I'm being such a trezur

Sir Wafflington
Aug 5 2013, 06:45 PM
Katamari bitch, uh-huh, you jackin' my show,
lots and lots of booties in my shank car,
if you're good, I'll teach you how to be a G,
so gangsta-a-a-aaa...

That's all I got.

*note* I hate music with lyrics like this, I just thinks it's funny to act like the kids are saying this.
Wait, what song is that?
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Gyhujikolp
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I never heard that in any Katamari game. Especially if it says bitch, booties, shank, and gangsta-a-aaa...
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kakatatamamariri
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Gyhujikolp
Aug 6 2013, 12:41 PM
I never heard that in any Katamari game. Especially if it says bitch, booties, shank, and gangsta-a-aaa...
Still sounds hilarious lol.
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Sir Wafflington
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TrezurH
Aug 6 2013, 12:30 PM
Sir Wafflington
Aug 5 2013, 06:45 PM
Katamari bitch, uh-huh, you jackin' my show,
lots and lots of booties in my shank car,
if you're good, I'll teach you how to be a G,
so gangsta-a-a-aaa...

That's all I got.

*note* I hate music with lyrics like this, I just thinks it's funny to act like the kids are saying this.
Wait, what song is that?
It's Cherry Tree Times. The one that plays on Make Taurus.
Edited by Sir Wafflington, Aug 6 2013, 10:02 PM.
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