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Hell, yes I would date myself.

I would be utterly amazed at my good fortune to meet such a paragon, fall instantly in love, fuck myself into next month, and then rent a U-Haul the next morning.

A few weeks later, the bloom would start to wear off the rose as I began to realize my new love was a self-absorbed, controlling bitch, but I'd probably stick around anyway, since she's pretty cute, has lots of money, and is such a slut.