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Maximillian
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Grand Duke of Nautilla
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1. Is a male.
2. Lives off Nutella
3. Has a lazy eye
4. Is bow legged
5. Smells faintly of cabbage
6. Finds jet-ski magazines fascinating
7. Likes to wear corsets
8. Enjoys sleeping on roof tops
9. Has a thing for cross dressing
10. Dislikes the oily texture of oranges
11. Loves the taste of cat meat
12. Wears his curly hair in an orange faux-hawk
13. Has very large nipples
14. Owns an old recliner he calls Lou
15. Finds bearded women attractive
16. Lived under an oil drum in Alaska
17. Has fathered three children
18. Once when 15, nursed a pigeon to healthy and ate it
19. His daughter loves to feed mice to her pet snake
20. Wears only clothes which have colors that remind him of obscure words
21. Finds the taste of toilet water interesting
22. Regrets attempting to drive a bumper car out of it's area so as to keep it.
23. His brain hurts.
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