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Maximillian Jun 10 2008, 03:15 AM
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 Name of plot: The Royal Intrepid Gentlemen's Explorers Club

Wanted number of role-players:open to males.

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taken from the pamplet of The Royal Intrepid Gentlemen's Explorers Club circa 2351 Fifth Age:

Established ages ago by Pennyworth Sixpence and Albert Anddahap for purposes of exploring new lands and establishing contact with other races, the The Royal Intrepid Gentlemen's Explorers Club, is one of the elite clubs present in the continent. Its functions vary from expeditions to unknown territories to chronicling the events that has transpired, acting as a sort of historical liason agency.

The club is open to adventurers of all races. Anyone willing to join the rush of running away from the Triple Headed Fanged Boxdogs, the thrill of being devoured by the Ravenous Rabbits of Resis, the cold sting from the bites of Vampiric Termites of Austerium, the gut-wrenching experience of fleeing from the Libidous Aggresive Greater Gorillas and the frantic experience of paperwork is highly welcome to join the club.

Remember when you join the club, their is no race, no religion, no traditions, no nationalities. The club is purposely created to break the barriers of race, creed, etc. etc. blah blah blah. You get the drift.

Third day of the week is always Sprocket Night and Ale Party.



The Royal Intrepid Gentlemen's Explorers Club Guidebook states that:

1. A member must never enter affairs of the state unless sanctioned by the Head Gentlemen Headmaster and the other officials.

2. A member has the freedom to join any religion he wants as long as he does not pester the other members and give pamplets of salvation.

3. A member of the club must treat other members as their family even in the field of battle. If ever there is a grudge between the members, they must settle it out in a taunting contest. The one who is logically plausible wins.

4. A member must never bring a Carniverous Reptillian Gargant in the premesis of the club.

5. A member must always treat new races with equality. They are no better than us, and we are no better than them. Amen.

6. A member has the right to smoke inside the club.

7. A member of the club has the right to abandon the expedition if he is turning chicken.

8. Members of the club have the right to taunt the member of the club who turned chicken.

9. A member of the club is a member for life. If a member is killed unnaturally the club may or may not interven depending on the gravity of the situation.

10. A member of the club is required to preserve and protect the sanctity of life. We deplore blackmail, killings, plagues, assassinations and bribery. We are richer than churches anyway. IN fact we are richer than any kingdoms. Also, any member of the club caught bribing anyone will suffer a never-ending of torture by listening to records of the world's worst soprano -- Madame Helga Olfheshauschauer.

11. Spies will be fed to the Vicious Wild Moths of Paru-Paru

12. Promotion is based upon experience and sheer dumb luck.


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THE RANKS

League Headmaster -NPC

League Chancellor -NPC

League Senior Quartermaster -
High Lord, Duke of Nautilla, Maximillian Gennadius Worthington the August

League Junior Quartermaster - (to de decided by higher ranking official)



League Intrepid Third Class - (to de decided by higher ranking official)

League Intrepid Second Class -(to de decided by higher ranking official)

League Intrepid First Class -(to de decided by higher ranking official)


League Explorer Third Class -(to de decided by higher ranking official)

League Explorer Second Class -(to de decided by higher ranking official)
Lord Nicholas North of Western Espera (presumed dead)

League Explorer First Class -(to de decided by higher ranking official)



League Journeyman -

League Adventurer -

League Apprentice -

League Gentleman -





Current Situation:

The guildhouse of the Royal Intrepid Gentlemen's Explorers Club was alive with a cacophony of sounds that bordered on mild disorganized chaos. The assistant master of the club looked at his timepiece and hoped for the worst. The guildmaster was not yet to arrive for another thirty minutes and already the league's halls appeared like a modernist cubist painting which was gaining ground among the young artist in the continent.The assistant master motioned to the young man following him to try and fetch him a cup of tea. The headlines of national paper were grave and distressing news indeed and if the League will not intervene there would be drastic consequences, but the members were divided on the issue. He paced down the hall giving occassional nods to the older, more stoic members of the club who were more composed than its younger members. The older members though still had the look of aged worriers and that did nothing to alleviate the addled assisstant master. The young man who followed the assistant master was Lord Archibald Pennnington Dempshire, a young initiate whom the Guild Quartermaster had personally inducted into the club several years ago and had proven himself a very useful member of the league in several occasions. The young man forced a cup of beef tea to the assisstant headmaster's hand and nervously took a sip.

High Lord, the Duke of Nautillia, Maximillian Gennadius Worthington the August nearly choked on his morning bacon when he read the news -- he choked on the eggs. He immediately put on his clothes and cloak and arrived the League headquarters looking like a mistmatched lionesqued harlequin. The news was quite grave indeed and the Senior League Quartermaster had to hurry for he knew that such a news would be have grave consequences for the country and its assets not to mention the club's interest. He also knew that the Headmaster would not be there till his prescribed hour since of course it was a rule amongst the club members that only the most inept of the members can be elected to the highest ranking positions. And the League Headmaster was such a man. An idiot by all humane standards, and so to with almost a quarter of the club members. The club was kept running only by a handful of men who were adapt at several fields.

The League of the Interpid Gentlemen's Explorers Club was an ancient club formed during the early reformation years of the Halventian Intervention of 1467 and it consisted of mostly abled men who loved exploring. It goes to say however that most explorers were dimwitted dullards and most of them were easily lost during their expedition and thus contributed largely to the enlightment of the nation. There were however few men who were genuine explorers and acquired fame and fortune for their explorations and discovery. To a certain degree the right of being a member was hereditary but the members could intervene for one if they saw in that particular member-to-be a potential. The club has been solely responsible for culling the idiots and morons in the continent ever since it was established.

The Late Emperor was a distinguished Intrepid Explorer Third Class and the club must now decide whether to intervene and the protect the kingdom of the Child King against the new looming threat. This was never the club's concern. This was only thought only for a mere second by one of the club members who apparently dozed off. The real news however concerned what the bloody happened to the club's mascot... (will edit this still, i need to clarify a few things first.) ...\/ (^ o ^) \/...
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