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ABC Funny facts
Topic Started: Jul 13 2008, 05:35 PM (73 Views)
Abnormal-Child	Jul 13 2008, 05:35 PM Post #1
Administrator Posts: 538 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 13, 2008	Okay so the games simple. Tell us a funny act you know. Only thing is you've got to be about a word. Like for A you could have to find a funny fact about something that starts with A. For B you would have to post a funny fact for something that starts with B. So thats the game, lets get started. Anal Fish Fetish: Only in America… It seems that this guy had been experimenting with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic gratification - namely, by inserting a live fish into his butt. What he hadn’t counted on was the fish’s scales acting, in effect, like one of those sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive over them one way but puncture your tyres if you try to go the other way. In his pain and panic, he dialed 911. The EMT arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, “Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better.”



Maximillian	Jul 13 2008, 05:56 PM Post #2
Grand Duke of Nautilla Posts: 200 Group: Co-Admin Member #8 Joined: June 8, 2008	B is for Boethius Poor Boethius! Held in a cell Where the Goths did compel him to dwell With a vise round his head But his brain was not dead And Sophia consoled him as well (Philosophy and humor don't often mix... hehehe)



Abnormal-Child	Jul 13 2008, 06:00 PM Post #3
Administrator Posts: 538 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 13, 2008	Cheetahs: Cheetahs get their prey 1 out of 19 tries even though they are the fastest land mammal.



Ciri	Jul 15 2008, 03:20 AM Post #4
Advanced Member Posts: 80 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: June 11, 2008	D: DVR/TiVo Recently when the announcer took a pause before announcing the winner of American Idol and then said the winner is, and then when all the dvr's and tivos were on a timer, the stopped right before the name was stated so half the people who watched didn't even know who the winner was.



Abnormal-Child	Jul 16 2008, 11:44 AM Post #5
Administrator Posts: 538 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 13, 2008	Eating in Chicago: It’s against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.


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