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I am the terror that flaps in the night!; I am.....not a duck in a cape!
Topic Started: Sep 18 2008, 05:21 AM (181 Views)
Mr. Self Destruct
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Let's see...my story began when I was a simple, run of the mill thug in one of the many gangs. I had killed and robbed, and done many of terrible things in my time. One night every thing went terribly wrong when I was at a chemical plant with some of the boys and a masked freak came out of nowhere. Long story short, I fell into a vat of chemicals and was left with my skin bleached white and my hair with a nice green tint. So, with my choices either being a Birthday Party Clown or Deranged Homicidal Clown...I opted for the latter, I hate kids.

Hang on...sorry...wrong back story...

My life is a simple one, people turn on the game, they go to multi-player, then my brothers and I run around the lil' maze we are placed in. Each of us battling each other to the very death for these people's sick amusement. Bombs are pretty much all we use, whether kicking them, dropping one, dropping many, going hiroshima on some one. Our oldest brother is probably the most famous, white kid, pink feet and hands and weird thing on his head (even we don't know what it is), wears a blue lil' number. But red and green, and all of us are fine with it...well, except for black but that's just because he wonders when The Man will give a black Bomberman a chance to shine...

Still incorrect...one more try...

Hi, I'm lonely and single, and have no social life. The very presence of the opposite sex makes me run in terror. My only friends are my MySpace ones and ones I invent, like the spouse I made up that "lives" in Japan. I enjoy sulking over how crappy life is and slicing my wrists the wrong way because I really don't want to kill myself despite what I said, and just want attention. Oh, and I love Panic and the Used, and...

Wait, wait, wait, silly me! I'm not a Fantasy Inc. member! Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho. Here we go!

Most of you know me...I'd hope (if you don't, go away creepy internet stalker person trying to pick up jail bait...or, if nice person that is potentially a new member, forget what I just said and visit us!), I'm J, the token goth guy (some times mislabeled as emo by some people that'll remain nameless but are ones to talk. With their Facebooks and emo-tastic pictures on said Facebooks. Nope, not naming names at all. Never would I imagine doing so. For I am above such petty things as naming names about this certain person that adores Naruto & Inuyasha. And, that has fake tattoo sleeves that would get him beat up by bikers.) You can call me whatever you'd like honestly, except Sue. Since no boy should be named Sue. Or, if they are, they should hunt down the father that named them so.

So, yeah, hey, I finally got around to getting on here and registering. Yay and such.

Hope that was enough for an intro post. I kinda got bored and was unsure what exactly to put.

P.S. Couldn't decide on a banner I liked and felt could be used here...so, instead I've created a small army of gifs for the sig! Behold! Laugh, cry, and run in terror from them!
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I find it amusing the most useless pokemon ever, magicarp just whooped the hell out of Pickachu! But anyways, time for the nerd Ryan to go back and hide in the jungle of hair. Welcome to the forums J!
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I know, I was in awe when I first stumbled upon it. It is simply glorious.

And, thanks for the welcome, Ryan.....................................................................................

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wow... pica go bye bye! welcome J if your unaware its me Eric welcome to the forums
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Thanks for the mental image of your hairy balls while you have no pants on. :X

And, yeah, I knew it was you. I've been lurking on here quite a few days and the first night pretty much read through all the threads out of boredom.
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Firstly, your username is a Nine Inch Nails song...2 BILLION points to you.
Secondly, your icon is JTHM...20 points to you.
Thirdly, you mentioned the emo picture...BWAHAHAHA. :D
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Knew if any one would get the reference, it would be you. So, 2,000,000,020 points back at 'cha, Jessy.

And, yes, I laugh in the face of his emo-tastic picture.

Though still sad to hear (by him earlier today) that I missed his girlfriend at Thursday's meeting.
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