Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
> Opinion Polls
Party Ratings
Test: 50%
Current Government: National Party
National Issues
Health: 50% Education: 50% Economy: 50% Law & Order: 50%
Transport: 50% Social Affairs: 50% Environment: 50% Foreign Affairs: 50%
Government Reputation
Strength: 50%
Popularity: 50%
Trust: 50%

Welcome to Mock Parliament. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
General election to take place on Sunday
Topic Started: Aug 16 2006, 11:06 AM (204 Views)
Admin
Admin
Admin
The elections are nigh! If you think you've got what it takes to be Prime Minister, sign up now!

Note: You'll need somebody to support you before you can stand - if elected, they will be the Deputy Prime Minister.

Note also: Hopefully by Sunday we'll have enough members for an election to work - if not, we'll have to delay it.

Current candidates:
Villy Trebuchet (Supporter: Sheepling)
Sharky (Supporter: DMHowe)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sharky
Member Avatar
Boo Grunt
[ *  * ]
Right.

Signs up
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sheepling
Member Avatar
SURVIVOR!
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
I don't know if Prime Minister is the thing for me... in any case, here are my nominations for various posts.

PM: CC0 (for now...)
Minister for spelling and grammer: Sharky
Minister for giant space lasers: AE (If he joins)
Minister for INACTIVITY (on second thought) :Villy
Minister for being King: Me
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Admin
Admin
Admin
I'm not standing - as I'll be deciding what effects the laws have on popularity etc. I must remain neutral.

Anyways, the election is only for Prime Minister - once elected, the PM appoints his own Ministers.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sheepling
Member Avatar
SURVIVOR!
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Oh, right, O.K.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sharky
Member Avatar
Boo Grunt
[ *  * ]
Em... What does this Prime misnester do?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Villy Trebuchet
Member Avatar
Noble Member
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Hey, that doesn't count Sheepling! :P CC0 pre-registered me and I was unable to go on the computer for a while, so that's why I haven't been online! :P Anyways, ME for Prime Minister! Join the political party 'ME' today! The M stands for Magical and the E stands for Excellent!

Our Policies:

1. Everybody gets free marshies!

2. Everybody gets free muffins!

3. In education, coursework and exams are banned! To apply for a job, you only need to rely on your own presentation and a compilation of different teacher assessments. For jobs that would require high qualifications, there can be an exam to prove your worth.

4. Crime is against the law!

5. No more internet bills!

6. Mean people are banned!

7. Exclamation marks are greatly encouraged!

8. All chavs to be deported!

9. Whenever a computer breaks, a government employee will be right around with a shiny new one!

10. ME supports World Wide Wuvliness!


That is all. So, as you can see, I am the ideal choice for PM.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Sheepling
Member Avatar
SURVIVOR!
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Villy Trebuchet
Aug 16 2006, 11:56 AM
1. Everybody gets free marshies!
Homestar Runner stylie
2. Everybody gets free muffins!
Kerrigan stylie
3. In education, coursework and exams are banned! To apply for a job, you only need to rely on your own presentation and a compilation of different teacher assessments. For jobs that would require high qualifications, there can be an exam to prove your worth.
Not sure if I like that one...
4. Crime is against the law!
Might get a few arguments over that
5. No more internet bills!
Huzzah
6. Mean people are banned!
Mean as in money, or 'piss off' mean?
7. Exclamation marks are greatly encouraged!
Down with fullstops!
8. All chavs to be deported!
Where?
9. Whenever a computer breaks, a government employee will be right around with a shiny new one!
*doesn't want to be that employee*
10. ME supports World Wide Wuvliness!
:wub:

That is all. So, as you can see, I am the ideal choice for PM.

I will support you until I can think of a political party of my own!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Admin
Admin
Admin
So Villy's got a supporter? She's now legible to stand.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Villy Trebuchet
Member Avatar
Noble Member
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Woohooness! I have a supporter! One slight moderation to policy no. 3 for people who do well in exams but teachers don't like: You only have to do exams if you want to! If you don't, then the compilation of teacher assessment blah blah that I stated earlier.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Admin
Admin
Admin
Villy Trebuchet
Aug 16 2006, 03:22 PM
Woohooness! I have a supporter! One slight moderation to policy no. 3 for people who do well in exams but teachers don't like: You only have to do exams if you want to! If you don't, then the compilation of teacher assessment blah blah that I stated earlier.

You've got everything all worked out haven't you? You still need to win the vote though (which you will do at the moment as you're the only one able to stand).
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
DMHowe
Member Avatar
Under Investigation
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
I support sharky to avoid winner by default
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Admin
Admin
Admin
DMHowe
Aug 17 2006, 12:16 AM
I support sharky to avoid winner by default

*breathes sigh of relief that the system will get a chance to work*

Okay, Sharky and Villy Trebuchet are both standing as candidates.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Villy Trebuchet
Member Avatar
Noble Member
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
*in cynical evil tone* Think about it. It makes sense. Sharky for leader with no policies whatsoever, or Villy for leader with free marshies for all? I think we have a winner! DING DING DING!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Admin
Admin
Admin
Villy Trebuchet
Aug 17 2006, 01:22 PM
*in cynical evil tone* Think about it. It makes sense. Sharky for leader with no policies whatsoever, or Villy for leader with free marshies for all? I think we have a winner! DING DING DING!

No mud-slinging on my topic. <_<
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
Go to Next Page
« Previous Topic · General Politics · Next Topic »
Add Reply

Mock Parliament Wiki

Looking for the posts about Democratia, Ostentia or Brian Blessed? Click here.