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Topic Started: Aug 27 2006, 06:08 PM (292 Views)
Boohistory
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Inevitable
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I can promise that I, personally, did not beat anyone up in order to gain voted for the ME party. Nor have I threatened anybody with promises of Anhilation for disobeying the ME party. The ME party persues a manifesto of good will and all round kindness. Leader, Villy Trebuchet, has never ordered the Party's boot boys.

Incidently, you should change your party's name to the US party. For United Soviets. That way we have a ME and an US.
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Boohistory
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US is slang for USA so nooooo!
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Inevitable
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Oh noes! I can't believe I even thought it!
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Villy Trebuchet
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The allegations made against the ME party are completely unjust, and this shows through the lack of evidence that they have supplied. The horrendous spelling of 'counselling' shows just how ridiculous these claims are. No-one in the ME party has ever beaten anyone up with marshies, particularly as this is impossible, seeing as marshies spontaneously combust when used for evil. I will be happy to take any questions anyone has on the matter, and if a certain rival politician *cough* Boo *cough* does not withdraw their claims, then our party may be forced to sue that politician *cough* Boo *cough* for libel.

On an entirely seperate note, Boohistory and her henchmen have recently been caught stealing candy (including marshies) from small children and babies, as pictured in the photo above. Although the cover story of the newspaper has been edited by computer boffins working for Boo, they did not have time to edit the photograph, and it is clear to see the havoc that this tyrant is wreaking.
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Inevitable
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The ME party is all about love and happiness. Take my sig for example. See how the Emperor laughs happily while sending out his message of Love? See how Dreyfus laughs mad... er... joyfully while firing his dea... er... marshie cannon?

As home secretary I can support Prime Minister Villy's claims with evidence picked up by my secret agents. It's all here in this report. You can have it if you want, but please wait a few minutes while the ink dries.
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The ME party eats babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hmmmmm
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Boohistory
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How dare you insult Brian Blessed!!!!! He is the man!!! Look at his beard!! How historical!!
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He's also on

THE WOBBL AND BOB DVD!

Even though it's actually weebl and bob, but they were afraid of getting sued by mattel or summit.
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Face it Boo. The evidence is clear. YOU ate those babies.
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