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The Weekly Lamp Post™; Of Ostentia, Issue 4
Topic Started: Sep 17 2007, 01:29 PM (199 Views)
Pokemaniac John
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Headlines Today: Man Guilty Of Cheese Bombings Behind Bars
-Pokemaniac John


After finding out who was behind the recent bombings of two Ostentian cheese factories, the police spent many days trying to track him down. Last night, C.I Bumblebee, formerly of the Democratian Croissant CID, finally caught him, hiding in a large system of caves inside Mt. Serenity.

We managed to get an interview with C.I Bumblebee.

Reporter: How was it you managed to track him down?

Bumblebee: Well, we first went to an old town house he owned in Gloriole, Boondoxia. Here we found an old journal which showed us his escape plan for after he blew up the second cheese factory. He was to meet up with a side-kick, who would drive him to the base of Mt. Serenity. Then, he would climp a short way to these caves, where he would hide out until we had given up the search. We beleive he intended to recover this journal before making his escape, but police arrived at this town house not long after the first bombing, making it impossible for him to get inside un-noticed.

Reporter: I see. But how did you find out for certain it was him in the first place?

Bumblebee: We had two eye-witness accounts from the second bombing.

Reporter: But you just said the police arrived at his house shortly after the first.

Bumblebee: Yes. We suspected him to start with, as he's both an infamous terrorist and a known cheese-hater. Unfortunately, we didn't have the evidence we needed to get a search warrant, and so were unable to prevent the second bombing.

Reporter: Thank you for your time.


In Other News: Tiffin Shortage Reported! Posh Toff Union Demands Action!
-Pokemaniac John

Early this morning, the Posh Toff Union demanded that the government take action about the tiffin shortage that started after many posh toffs of Democratia came over to Ostentia. Lord Topper said that "This is an outrage! I had to eat fruit and nut cake for my afternoon tea! Fruit and nut is for birthdays!"

The Government has made no official comment.


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This is an outrage!

*Orders Exilia to send more tiffin*
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Oh crap I forgot to send in my article >_<. I'll just use it next week...
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