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The Weekly Lamp Post™; Of Ostentia, Issue 6
Topic Started: Oct 2 2007, 04:14 PM (59 Views)
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Headlines Today: Business Man Murdered!
-Pokemaniac John


At around 2:30 this morning, Mr. Alan Jones, a business man owning Orientale's largest private shipping company, was murdered in his bed. At the time, he was staying in his large mansion in Imbrium. The police have yet to find any leads.

His son, James Jones, will now become owner of the Jones' family fortune and Orientale Shipping Co.

More on this in the next issue.


In Other News: Boscar Winners Announced
-Pokemaniac John

On Sunday, the winners of the Boscar awards were announced. The most interesting award was probably Greates Oven Chip Known To Man. Boohistory won the vote, but was disqualified for not being an oven chip. However, the Minister for Unscribbling, Inevitable, objected to Aunt Bessie's Oven Chips being given the award, and it was decided that the winner would be Aunt Boohistory's Oven Chips. For a full list of winners, Click Here.


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