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The Exilian Echo; Of Exilia
Topic Started: Oct 6 2007, 06:28 PM (122 Views)
HRH King Zog II
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The Monthly Ferry has arrived and with it:

THE EXILIAN ECHO

Vine Fungus Epidemic Crushed!

With the mobilisation of the Exilian territorial reserves to help contain the spread of disease the Exilian vine fungus has been near erradicated in mainland Exilia. The fungus, which first appeared 6 months ago found itself frontline news after His Majesty King Zog II was stricken down by fungal poisoning after consuming a bottle of wine. The epidemic had wide reaching affects with the price of wine reaching £30 a bottle after over 3 million gallons of the 2007 vintage was destroyed. The cost to the Exilian Economy is estimated to reach £30Billion.

Another soldier dies in Democratia City

A soldier was killed by a roadside bomb today in Democratia city whilst on routine patrol in the financial district. Joe Joeson of the 5th Zogian Engineers was serving a 12 month tour of duty in Democratia when he was killed investigating a strange device. Joe Joeson is the 86th soldier to be killed since Niatland, Fletland and Exilia occupied Democratia to restore order after the collapse of Miniyoda008's Juanta.

Privy Council approves renewal of Nuclear Deterrant

The Privy council has approved the move by King Zog to renew Exilia's aging nuclear missile battery in an all night session in the Duma. MPCs voted overwhelmingly in favour of the mover citing lessons learned from the Democratian collapse.

The Exilian Echo-Preaching truth and justice to Our Fine Nation since 1856
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And MPC stands for?
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*highly doubts that a roadside bomb went off in Democratia city*
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Commoncold0
Oct 6 2007, 09:51 PM
*highly doubts that a roadside bomb went off in Democratia city*

*highly doubts that CC0 is in a position to justify doubting*
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Cieran
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*Highly doubts existence of anything and everything*...
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Inevitable
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Strange device... Hmm...

Oh dear, I hope it wasn't one of Those...

I thought I brought them all here with me =/


Perhaps I can request the use of a chronoton detector in the area...
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