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The Weekly Lamp Post™; Of Ostentia, Issue 8
Topic Started: Oct 18 2007, 07:44 PM (49 Views)
Pokemaniac John
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A note from the editor
 
Hello Readers,
I apologize for not being punctual with the publication of recent issues. I have caught a bad cold, and so have fallen behind a bit. Hopefully I should be publishing an issue every Monday, as usual, soon.
Signed,
Pokemaniac John.



Headlines Today: D E F Murders Puzzle Police
-Pokemaniac John


Over the last three days, three murders have taken place, one each day. The three victims were Donald Deranged, Erinn Enirr and Fanny Farnsworth. There are two things which link the murders - The alphabetical names, and the fact that a packet of alphabet pasta was found at each crime scene.

Tomorrow, we will give you an update as to whether or not there has been another murder.

UPDATE: There has not been another murder. The police cuaght the criminal about to kill George Georgeson, a man from the northern isles who was visiting relatives on the peninsula.


In Other News: Poll Shows That Tea Is A Favourite
-Pokemaniac John

The results of a recent poll show that tea is the favourite drink of more Ostentians than anything else, though coffee and hot chocolate are not far behind.


Weekly Lamp Post™ Of Ostentia, © Pokemaniac John Publishing ltd. All rights reserved.
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