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The Exilian Echo; International Edition Issue 2
Topic Started: Oct 21 2007, 03:07 PM (249 Views)
HRH King Zog II
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THE EXILIAN ECHO

Exilia prepares for war as Democratia talks fail to reach a compromise!

The Exilian legions were put on high alert yesterday as the Democratian alliance failed to reach a consensus on how to deal with the Dalek Invasion of Democratia. In the talks HRH King Zog II aggresively championed using the nuclear option against the Dalek forces, citing the severe casulaties that any conventional attack would bring. Fletland supported the nuclear option but only if the Daleks could be lured out of Democratia city so as to reduce civilian casulaties. Niatland however vetoed the move based on the current heavily anti-nuclear government in power. Facing a increasing threat of the Exilian homeland being next on the Dalek invasion list HRH King Zog II authorised the use of nuclear weapons against the Dalek horde as soon as it could be lured out of hiding and readied the military against any Niattish repriasals. Fletland announced it would remain neutral in any upcoming conflict between the Alliance powers.

Island made of diamonds discovered!

The explorers dispatched by the Privy council under the new relaxed border controls came back with excellent news today after they announced they had found an uninhabited island made of nearly 50% diamonds. Most of the diamonds were only suitable for industrial use but there have been many unprecedented gem finds on the island so far by the troops sent to claim it for Exilian interests. The Exilian Stock Index made massive gains on the announcement with heavy industry and jewlery set to enjoy a heavy competitive edge as a result of the diamond supply.

Privy Council announces election

The privy council decided to bring forward the sheduled election today due to an uncertain future requiring a set government. Privy council elections are usually called every 4 Years but during exceptional circumstances this can be altered with the King's approval. The Gap between the Social Reform party and the Conservative Exilian party is expected to widen this election as the Monarchy of HRH King Zog II goes from strength to strength and the Social Reform party is rocked by internal conflict and a lack of vision for the future

The Exilian Echo: Truly a Regal Newspaper

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Inevitable
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Unfortunatly, the increased amount of diamonds on the market will lower their value, hence making it a worthless find.

Such is life.
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Cieran
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Plus we can't get at the diamonds, Exilia is north-east of Ostentia, our diplomats went south-west...
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Cieran
Oct 21 2007, 06:17 PM
Plus we can't get at the diamonds, Exilia is north-east of Ostentia, our diplomats went south-west...

Actually, it doesn't say where the island is. It just says exilian explorers found it.
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Inevitable
Oct 21 2007, 05:29 PM
Unfortunatly, the increased amount of diamonds on the market will lower their value, hence making it a worthless find.

Such is life.

Mwah ha ha ha

Not if we distribute them in a monopolistic manner!

*Founds De Exilia*
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Cieran
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Think logically though. In the time since we have sent out our explorers, nothing new has been found, they havn't got very far. Exilia has also "recently" dispatched their explorers, so they can't have gone far...
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Cieran
Oct 21 2007, 09:28 PM
In the time since we have sent out our explorers, nothing new has been found, they havn't got very far...

I think that's probably just becuase CC0 has fled. :P We were supposedly going to get a report within 3-7 days.
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Pokemaniac John
Oct 21 2007, 09:32 PM
Cieran
Oct 21 2007, 09:28 PM
In the time since we have sent out our explorers, nothing new has been found, they havn't got very far...

I think that's probably just becuase CC0 has fled. :P We were supposedly going to get a report within 3-7 days.

He wormed out of giving a report before leaving because technically I commisioned the explorers before the budget was passed to pay them <_<
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