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The Exilian Echo; International Edition Issue 3
Topic Started: Oct 27 2007, 08:15 PM (303 Views)
HRH King Zog II
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THE EXILIAN ECHO

Democratia ceases to exist!

Democratia sank beneath the waves yesterday in a shocking end to the Exilian involvement in the Democratian crisis. In last weeks edition it was revealed use of nuclear weapons had been authorised and yesterday a tactical missile was fired from the HMS Victorious at the centre of the Dalek Horde. All Dalek forces were destroyed in the blast. However the shockwaves caused by the blast triggered a dormant supervolcano underneath Democratia which erupted violently causing Democratia to sink beneath the waves. Initial reports indicate there were no survivours of Democratia. Niatland has cut off diplomatic relations with Exilia in response to the use of nuclear weapons.

Privy Council collapses!

There was chaos in Exa yesterday when the Privy council chambers collapsed suddenly and without warning. The 800 year old building was previously a royal palace before being converted for use by the Privy Council and is one of Exilia's 7 Cultural Landmarks. Structural Engineers discovered the cause of the failure was Zig's folly, an incomplete wine cellar nearly 3 floors deep, created by King Zig when he discovered the wine making capabilities of Exilian soil. The supports inside gave way after extra stress caused by a volcanic eruption which caused the building to collapse.

Feature: The Seven Exilian Wonders
Exilia is a country known throughout the world. In this international edition of the Exilian Echo we found out what it is that makes Exilia known internationally

1. HRH King Zog II- Exilia is one of the few remaining monarchies in the world and the most well known and successful. Tourism data shows that the monarchy accounts for over 4 million tourists a year.

2. Exa Royal Holiday Palace- A grand example of Autocracian architecture the Holiday Palace was the holiday destination for Autocracian royals for centuries before being converted for use by the privy council

3. Port Royal- The worlds biggest naval museum, Port Royal hosts over 16 warships from various periods showing naval development over the centuries. It is the final mooring ground of Exilia's first aircraft carrier HMS Invincible

4. Conal Curach- This natural cave formation hosts an amazing range of sea and cave life as well as an astounding underground lake which has fish otherwise extinct still swimming in its waters

5. Cape Star Space Centre- The home of the Exilian Space Agency this facility holds the remains of the worlds first artificial satellite the Exilian Pride as well as a lunar lander replica.

6. Kings College- A prime example of Exilian academic excellence, Kings College leads the world in research and academic discoverys as well as having a spectacular Copyright library

7. The Royal Cavalry Corps- Charged with the defense of Exa the Royal Cavalry Corps are the representatives of the Exilian Military. With traditions such as the changing of the guard and the 1 'O' Clock drills bringing in large crowds every day the Royal Cavalry Corps never fail to make an impression

The Exilian Echo: Regal News
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Inevitable
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Just a minor point which has been bugging me; How can such a tiny nation have so much and be so powerful?
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Cieran
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I'm pretty sure the sinking of Democratia would cause a substantial tsunami.

*Looks out of window*

Ah, there it is ^_^...
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Inevitable
Oct 27 2007, 09:40 PM
Just a minor point which has been bugging me; How can such a tiny nation have so much and be so powerful?

Tiny Nation?

Theres more to Exilia than the Outlandish Archepelligo you know -_-
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