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The Weekly Lamp Post™; Of Ostentia, Issue 9
Topic Started: Oct 30 2007, 08:56 PM (268 Views)
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Headlines Today: Protesters Storm Boo Labs!
-Pokemaniac John


Recently, over 10,000 protesters stormed the head quaters of the infamous Boo Labs. This follows the finding of evidence suggesting that the BORG (Barely Organic Robot Giants) - Boo Party funded inventions to replace the communist daleks - were originally innocent creatures from an unknown foreign country which mean no harm to us, many of which were put through horrific experiments, and the rest of which had to endure equally shocking operations which made them more machine than animal.

These creatures, now BORG, have since been used by the Boo Party to intimidate other political parties and force them not to stand at elections, but to support the Boo Party. One party which has not allowed the Boo Party to force them into submission is The F&V=P Party™, the party currently in power.

We will bring you an update on this in the next issue.


In Other News: Government Prepares For Storm
-Pokemaniac John

The government has just proposed a small change in the budget which could make a big difference in the Northern Isles when the storm hits, giving extra funding to emergency services etc. in the Northern Isles. So far, the change in budget has recieved no opposition in the commons.


Weekly Lamp Post™ Of Ostentia, © Pokemaniac John Publishing ltd. All rights reserved.
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Boo Labs... The Evilest of them all

But do not worry! The Exilian Counter-Terrorist force will find the actual laboratory eventually!
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To those supporters of Boo!

Do not fear! Our loyal scientists managed to escape the Exilian Counter-Terrorist forces, which were cleverly disguised as innocent Ostentian protesters, through use of the Boo Science Handheld Portal device!

The squad which invaded fell to the awesome power of the Boo Labs AI computer, GLaBOOS, which was able to tempt them with the cake-lie.
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Oct 30 2007, 09:35 PM
To those supporters of Boo!

Do not fear! Our loyal scientists managed to escape the Exilian Counter-Terrorist forces, which were cleverly disguised as innocent Ostentian protesters, through use of the Boo Science Handheld Portal device!

The squad which invaded fell to the awesome power of the Boo Labs AI computer, GLaBOOS, which was able to tempt them with the cake-lie.

So you don't deny that you put innocent creatures through immense pain to create the BORG, nor that you then used the BORG to intimidate other political parties?
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Oct 30 2007, 09:54 PM
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Oct 30 2007, 09:35 PM
To those supporters of Boo!

Do not fear! Our loyal scientists managed to escape the Exilian Counter-Terrorist forces, which were cleverly disguised as innocent Ostentian protesters, through use of the Boo Science Handheld Portal device!

The squad which invaded fell to the awesome power of the Boo Labs AI computer, GLaBOOS, which was able to tempt them with the cake-lie.

So you don't deny that you put innocent creatures through immense pain to create the BORG, nor that you then used the BORG to intimidate other political parties?

In the words of GLaDOS, the predecessor to GLaBOOS, "We do what we must because, we can".
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Oct 30 2007, 10:03 PM
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Oct 30 2007, 09:54 PM
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Oct 30 2007, 09:35 PM
To those supporters of Boo!

Do not fear! Our loyal scientists managed to escape the Exilian Counter-Terrorist forces, which were cleverly disguised as innocent Ostentian protesters, through use of the Boo Science Handheld Portal device!

The squad which invaded fell to the awesome power of the Boo Labs AI computer, GLaBOOS, which was able to tempt them with the cake-lie.

So you don't deny that you put innocent creatures through immense pain to create the BORG, nor that you then used the BORG to intimidate other political parties?

In the words of GLaDOS, the predecessor to GLaBOOS, "We do what we must because, we can".

So you think it's right to turn innocent animals into BORG just becuase you can? That's disgusting! :angry:

To everyone! Do NOT vote Boo!
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Oct 31 2007, 12:17 PM
So you think it's right to turn innocent animals into BORG just becuase you can? That's disgusting! :angry:

To everyone! Do NOT vote Boo!

At what point did I say that?
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Oct 31 2007, 12:57 PM
Pokemaniac John
Oct 31 2007, 12:17 PM
So you think it's right to turn innocent animals into BORG just becuase you can? That's disgusting! :angry:

To everyone! Do NOT vote Boo!

At what point did I say that?

"We do what we must because, we can" That sort of implies you only did this becuase you can. -_-
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Oct 31 2007, 03:15 PM
"We do what we must because, we can" That sort of implies you only did this becuase you can. -_-

Oh? You're dealing with implications now? I thought a government had to deal with facts. Cold hard facts. Oh wait, I forgot your Foreign Affairs minister believes in an island made of diamonds.

All I did was quote something. I didn't say it had anything to do with the topic at hand.
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Oct 31 2007, 04:14 PM
Pokemaniac John
Oct 31 2007, 03:15 PM
"We do what we must because, we can" That sort of implies you only did this becuase you can. -_-

Oh? You're dealing with implications now? I thought a government had to deal with facts. Cold hard facts. Oh wait, I forgot your Foreign Affairs minister believes in an island made of diamonds.

All I did was quote something. I didn't say it had anything to do with the topic at hand.

And may I ask why you would quote something that has nothing to do with the topic at hand? If you can't even focus on a topic, I certainly hope you don't get into power at the next election. -_-
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Pokemaniac John
Oct 31 2007, 06:52 PM
Inevitable
Oct 31 2007, 04:14 PM
Pokemaniac John
Oct 31 2007, 03:15 PM
"We do what we must because, we can" That sort of implies you only did this becuase you can. -_-

Oh? You're dealing with implications now? I thought a government had to deal with facts. Cold hard facts. Oh wait, I forgot your Foreign Affairs minister believes in an island made of diamonds.

All I did was quote something. I didn't say it had anything to do with the topic at hand.

And may I ask why you would quote something that has nothing to do with the topic at hand? If you can't even focus on a topic, I certainly hope you don't get into power at the next election. -_-

No, I was commenting on the storm actually. I was saying that the Boo Party must prepare because we can. I WAS going to comment on your post, which was why it was quoted, but then I changed my mind.
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