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The Exilian Echo; International Edition Issue 5
Topic Started: Nov 11 2007, 10:25 AM (195 Views)
HRH King Zog II
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THE EXILIAN ECHO

WINNING DESIGN CHOSEN FOR NEW PRIVY COUNCIL CHAMBERS

His majesty HRH King Zog II made his decision yesterday from the shortlist of potential ideas for the new council chambers. The new design will first have to be looked at by builders and surveyors to assess feasibility. The judges called the design "challenging" and "eye-catching" and there was much hushed wispering behind the King's back.
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The Winning Design

In unrelated news the King was revealed to need glasses after an eye test an hour later

CORPSES WASH ASHORE NATIONWIDE

In what scientists have identified as the aftermath of the Democratian volcanic eruption waterlogged corpses have been washing ashore recently. Tests have shown most of the corpses to be of Democratian origin and the police have warned anyone who finds a corpse to notify the national guard immediatly for it to be taken away and cremated. Doctors warn people not to touch the bodies for fear of disease. The tourism industry was hit badly by the news despite rapid clean-up efforts with hoteliers both localy and internationally feeling the pinch

PAINKILLER FORCIBLY REMOVED BY ROYAL MEDICAL COUNCIL

Calluna, a popular painkiller supposedly based on heather extract was forcibly removed from shelves nationwide after its source was tracked back to Boo Labs.
The Medical council has stated that although no ill effects have been detected so far the removal was a sensible precautionary measure based on the previous actions of Boo Labs products. Previous Boo Labs productsa have caused local outbreaks of communism leading to violent clashes between the affected and the rest of the population. Researchers are still investigating the product in order to find its exact effects and source so the Exilian Counter Terrorist Squad can be sent in.

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Cieran
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Typical suppression of alternative ideals by the corrupt Exilian government -_-. Also, I have a picture of the Council Chamber in my house. Are you sure that's original?...
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Inevitable
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I have received this message from the CEO of Boo Labs:

Calluna is a perfectly viable product. Its only side-effect is known to remove all sorts of false illusions, such as, but not solely, monarchies working and capitalism actually being good. As such, it is also widely used by psychiatric wards, to cure patients insisting that they "see things".
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HRH King Zog II
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Cieran
Nov 11 2007, 12:52 PM
Typical suppression of alternative ideals by the corrupt Exilian government -_-. Also, I have a picture of the Council Chamber in my house. Are you sure that's original?...

It was the local population which did the so called supression. The government in no way encouraged it.
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