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The Apeiron Argus; Issue 2 - With Special Report.
Topic Started: Nov 18 2007, 04:37 PM (644 Views)
HRH King Zog II
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Cieran
Nov 18 2007, 05:46 PM
We don't have a Boo Labs distribution centre in Nellapaland, and Calluna can't be taken through customs...

But what sensible Boo Journalist would leave without taking some Calluna in a first aid kit?

Can't be taken through customs? That must mean...

THE BOO PARTY ARE DRUGS SMUGGLERS!
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And I'm pretty sure the ship they came in on (which I went out to meet yesterday evening at the docks) was carrying Exilian insignia. And they were definitely in your Exilian Echo container...
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Cieran
Nov 18 2007, 05:48 PM
And I'm pretty sure the ship they came in on (which I went out to meet yesterday evening at the docks) was carrying Exilian insignia. And they were definitely in your Exilian Echo container...

With the recent relaxation of border controls the Royal ferry was discontinued months ago. The Echo didn't consider this newsworthy.
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I didn't say it was a royal ferry, it was a cargo ship with royal possessions on it...

EDIT: Seems there's a lot of things the Echo doesn't consider "Newsworthy"...
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Nov 18 2007, 05:50 PM
I didn't say it was a royal ferry, it was a cargo ship with royal possessions on it...

EDIT: Seems there's a lot of things the Echo doesn't consider "Newsworthy"...

All Royal goods arrive in Ostentia via the Royal Jet with the discontinuation of the ferry.
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HRH King Zog II
Nov 18 2007, 05:47 PM
Cieran
Nov 18 2007, 05:46 PM
We don't have a Boo Labs distribution centre in Nellapaland, and Calluna can't be taken through customs...

But what sensible Boo Journalist would leave without taking some Calluna in a first aid kit?

Can't be taken through customs? That must mean...

THE BOO PARTY ARE DRUGS SMUGGLERS!

I would like to take this oppurtunity to point out that the Apeiron Argus is a product of Boo Media, not the Boo Party.

I would also like to point out that the our Boo Party spies receive cargo from an Exilian Ferry under the guise of captured CT forces.
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It wasn't the real issue and container anyway. Was just used to get passed the dimwitted harbour police. The journalists were told by Boo Media to tell them that there'd been a mix up at the airport and it had to be shipped by water...
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Nov 18 2007, 05:54 PM
HRH King Zog II
Nov 18 2007, 05:47 PM
Cieran
Nov 18 2007, 05:46 PM
We don't have a Boo Labs distribution centre in Nellapaland, and Calluna can't be taken through customs...

But what sensible Boo Journalist would leave without taking some Calluna in a first aid kit?

Can't be taken through customs? That must mean...

THE BOO PARTY ARE DRUGS SMUGGLERS!

I would like to take this oppurtunity to point out that the Apeiron Argus is a product of Boo Media, not the Boo Party.

I would also like to point out that the our Boo Party spies receive cargo from an Exilian Ferry under the guise of captured CT forces.

And what do you hope to achieve with this propaganda?

Boo Party? Boo Media? It is all but a means to an end for the ruthless Boo Party.
You freely admit using spys to try and undermine your opponents. But this can in no way help your cause.
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On a side note, you have an odd way of burying bad news HRH. ;)
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Ruthless? We're not the people who shot a man trying to escape! We're not the ones with prison camps in remote locations! We're not the ones who allow slums to form on the edges of our cities!...
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HRH King Zog II
Nov 18 2007, 05:58 PM
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Nov 18 2007, 05:54 PM
HRH King Zog II
Nov 18 2007, 05:47 PM
Cieran
Nov 18 2007, 05:46 PM
We don't have a Boo Labs distribution centre in Nellapaland, and Calluna can't be taken through customs...

But what sensible Boo Journalist would leave without taking some Calluna in a first aid kit?

Can't be taken through customs? That must mean...

THE BOO PARTY ARE DRUGS SMUGGLERS!

I would like to take this oppurtunity to point out that the Apeiron Argus is a product of Boo Media, not the Boo Party.

I would also like to point out that the our Boo Party spies receive cargo from an Exilian Ferry under the guise of captured CT forces.

And what do you hope to achieve with this propaganda?

Boo Party? Boo Media? It is all but a means to an end for the ruthless Boo Party.
You freely admit using spys to try and undermine your opponents. But this can in no way help your cause.

The Spies are international only. Their purpose is to ensure potential enemies from rival countries do not gain an upper-hand over the rest of Ostentia. Besides, it was the Exilian CT forces which attacked us. This was an open statement of war with Ostentia, we're well within our rights to use spies against it.
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Nov 18 2007, 06:00 PM
Ruthless? We're not the people who shot a man trying to escape! We're not the ones with prison camps in remote locations! We're not the ones who allow slums to form on the edges of our cities!...

Oh really? In your quest to come up with more shocking propaganda you have used your own vile acts for inspiration!

The Boo Party's communism only leads to Poverty for all!

The Exilian Counter Terrorism Forces never attacked you... They were peacefully protesting which is why you thought they disguised themselves as peaceful protestors.
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I would now reveal the truth about Exilia, but this is far, far too entertaining. :D
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Nov 18 2007, 06:02 PM
Cieran
Nov 18 2007, 06:00 PM
Ruthless? We're not the people who shot a man trying to escape! We're not the ones with prison camps in remote locations! We're not the ones who allow slums to form on the edges of our cities!...

Oh really? In your quest to come up with more shocking propaganda you have used your own vile acts for inspiration!

The Boo Party's communism only leads to Poverty for all!

*sigh* Your mediocre attempts at burying the truth are failing, Your Highness.

You started with changing the country this was in. But you've given up with that. So basically you lied. Who's to trust you now?


The Boo Party - A Party you can trust.


EDIT: The CT Forces did attack. I have camara footage and computer logs, taken from the GLaBOOS computer which captured them. You can meet the ones who survived the defenses if you want.
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I have proved my point. Your counter allegations lack evidence to support them and thus are meaningless.

The conversation has moved on to the shady tactics of the Boo Party
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