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| The Weekly Lamp Post™; Of Ostentia, Issue 11 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 23 2007, 02:00 PM (115 Views) | |
| Pokemaniac John | Nov 23 2007, 02:00 PM Post #1 |
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Headlines Today: Miners Facing Redundancy! -Pokemaniac John Recently, Oredian Minerals Co. made the announcement that it was "rapidly scaling back operations in Ostentia". As no other companies have made bids for the closing mines, it has fallen to the government to deal with the situation. It seems highly likely that the government may propose legislation nationalising the mines, as The F&V=P Party™ are known to be in favour of nationalisation. As the other major party, the Boo Party, are also in favour of nationalisation, it would be unlikely that said legislation would meet much opposition in Parliament should it be proposed. Prime Minister Pokemaniac John told us that "Nationalisation does seem to be the best way foward. I am currently preparing a bill which would nationalise the mines set to close down." In Other News: Fairy's Secrets Revealed; Boo Cleaner Gains Popularity -Pokemaniac John Respected MP DMHowe recently highlighted the shady practices of Exilian company Fairy, who produce the popular cleaning product Fairy Washing Up Liquid. The following is what DMHowe had to say about Fairy:
As a result of this shocking secret being uncovered, many people have stopped using Fairy and now use Boo Cleaner, a washing up liquid created by Boo Labs. Neither Fairy or Boo Labs have commented on this. Weekly Lamp Post™ Of Ostentia, © Pokemaniac Publishing ltd. All rights reserved. |
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| HRH King Zog II | Nov 23 2007, 07:17 PM Post #2 |
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Waffler of the House of Boreds
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Preliminary tests from the Exilian board of health have shown the cleaner to have unusually high moustache levels. |
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| Cieran | Nov 23 2007, 07:46 PM Post #3 |
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Well of course it does 0_o. It's got lots of little tiny mustaches in it which brush everything down, the detergent itself can then act much more easily ^_^... |
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