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| The Exilian Echo; International Edition Issue 10 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 1 2008, 04:33 PM (162 Views) | |
| HRH King Zog II | Jan 1 2008, 04:33 PM Post #1 |
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Waffler of the House of Boreds
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THE EXILIAN ECHO Economy restarts after lavish Spendmass celebrations Exilians countrywide went back to work today after the end of the week long spendmass celebrations ended at midnight. Spendmass, a week long holiday starting December 24th and lasting until the new year is a vital part of Exilia's culture marked by rampant spending, partying and general cheer. Spendmass was created by HRH King Zog I to kickstart the economy after the depression caused by the closure of several arms factories following a peace treaty with Democratia. Today is also the least productive day of the year according to the National Office of Obvious Facts. Exilian Echo in financial trouble! In a worrying turn of events the Profitability of the Echo has taken a dramtic turn for the worse. Analysts have found a drop in readership levels and decrease in revenue. CEO of Regal Industries HRH King Zog II blamed the drop on a lack of news due to the new and boring Exilian Leadership as well as a lack of staff due to Spendmass which notably delayed/cancelled several Issues. The International Edition is said to be first in the firing line to restore profitability. Regal News Shares dropped 26 points on the news. Free Cake a lie! An Undercover Journalist for The Exilian Echo reported today that the latest claims that Boo Labs were giving away free cakes was "pure unadulaterated fiction". The journalist reported that although there were free drinks beverages biscuits and tiffin there was no cake to be had anywhere. Boo Labs have yet to respond to the allegations of false advertising but the Exilian Trading Standards agency are considering legal action. The Full Shocking Report of the interior goings on of Boo Labs will be in the Front page of next week's Exilian Echo. The Exilian Echo-Regal News |
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| Inevitable | Jan 1 2008, 05:18 PM Post #2 |
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WOBBUFFET!
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Cake is only served upon completion of the test. |
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| Admin | Jan 1 2008, 05:42 PM Post #3 |
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Admin
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*buys shares in Regal news while they're going cheap* |
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| DMHowe | Jan 6 2008, 08:29 PM Post #4 |
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Under Investigation
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THE CAKE IS A LIE. |
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