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The Weekly Lamp Post™; Of Ostentia, Issue 14
Topic Started: Jan 6 2008, 09:22 PM (104 Views)
Pokemaniac John
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Headlines Today: "No more cheese!?!?" Ask Citizens
-Pokemaniac John


The recent closure of a cheese factory in Boondoxia has led to great shortages of Boodam throughout the country. Boodam, a creamy cheese which usualy comes in a red wax, is a favourite of many Boondoxians, and popular among citizens from all over Ostentia.
Unfortunately, many will no longer be able to tuck into a wedge of Boodam after dessert, as Boondoxia's largest Boodam manufacturing plant recently closed down. While there are many other, similar factories, Boondoxia Cheese inc. - the owners of the recently closed factory - supplied almost half of Boondoxia's Boodam.

This has caused steep rises in Boodam prices, and several thousand people across Ostentia can no longer get Boodam at all, having instead to opt for the inexpensive Exilian cheese known as Gouzog.

More on this story as it unfolds.


In Other News: Mr. Carrot's New Perfume Hits The Shelves; Already Out Of Stock!
-Pokemaniac John


Mr. Tom Carrot, a well known businessman in the perfume market, recently released his latest scent. This scent, known as Choo-Fluer gives off the subtle odours of various vegetables, though the most prominent is cauliflower. Choo-Fleur has been a huge hit with people not just from Ostentia, but all over the world, and most shops are already out of stock. Mr. Carrot assured us that more is being manufactured to meet the demand.


Weekly Lamp Post™ Of Ostentia, © Pokemaniac Publishing ltd. All rights reserved.
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Inevitable
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That explains the feeling I've had all week of being in a grocery...
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Cieran
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I ensured I got a few bottles and sent them to Boo as a gift ^_^...
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