News Reporter

 

And with the final results in from the Outer Hebrides its a Lib Dem landslide victory in the General Election of 2018, Gordon Brown's first since assuming office from Saint Tony Blair, beatified by the Pope for restoring peace to the middle east before being killed by the infamous Dodi Al Fayed assasin, hunted since the Diana Inquest ruled that he must exist. Big losers include the conservative party, which collapsed as David Cameron died of old age mere months before the election, losing most of its seats and the Labour Party whose reputation was dangerously damaged in the Cash for Invasions row which erupted after it was revealed the Government may have recieved financial support to wage war overseas and not discolsed it as far back as 1939 losing most of its seats, notably not however Alistar Darling.