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Explosion!
Topic Started: May 15 2008, 05:43 PM (226 Views)
Sheepling
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There has been an explosion at the cabinet offices. Early reports suggest that the source of the explosion came from the office of the Home Secretary just moments ago. Ergency services have been rushed to the scene, although eyewitnessess suggest that there appears to be a number of Police Officers on hand already. There is no word yet on the status of the Home Secretary.

In other news, rumours of a power struggle in the Northern Isles Separatist party have just begun to surface. Contrary to earlier reports, it appears as if there was on official deputy leader and that the party has fallen into chaos. This has left many voters with a bad taste in their mouths, as they worry about how well equipped the party would be to lead them should they gain independence.
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Inevitable
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ALIENS ARE INVADING!
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Commoncold0
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This... could be awkward.
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Cieran
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I can confirm that the Home Secretary is safe, having excused myself a few minutes before the blast...
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*hides Boo Mafia*

I have evidence that it was HRH and his "prince charles ftw" mafia. I found this in his room

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HRH King Zog II
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Nah a bomb is far too subtle for me

I would either use

A. The Tanks
B. The Navy
or
C. The Nukes
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HRH King Zog II
May 15 2008, 07:16 PM
B. The Navy

To attack the cabinet office? In Epiphany? About as far from the sea in ostentia as anywhere?

Not that I don't believe you would try, but I always thought you'd be the sort to try a bomb before resorting to the NAVY.
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Cieran
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And obviously the nukes are a-okay :P...
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May 15 2008, 07:30 PM
HRH King Zog II
May 15 2008, 07:16 PM
B. The Navy

To attack the cabinet office? In Epiphany? About as far from the sea in ostentia as anywhere?

Not that I don't believe you would try, but I always thought you'd be the sort to try a bomb before resorting to the NAVY.

I'd use the Valiant :P

Edit: Also the furthest point in Ostentia from the Ocean is probably Mt Elanor. Epiphany is quite close to the Bay of Apaturi
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Lewis
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oh dear.

This will take all of of to sort.
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Cieran
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Also Epiphany has links via the River Ly. Although tbh, we can't say how far from the bay it is, as we have no scale. Personally I've thought of Ostentia as being roughly France sized...
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