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Man in trilby hat and trenchcoat found dead!
Topic Started: Jul 5 2008, 08:20 PM (328 Views)
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Electricians in Boondoxia were left stunned when, during routine maintenance on the overhead cables, they found the electrocuted corpse of an unidentified man laden across them. The man, whose face had been disfigured beyond recognition by the cables, has yet to be identified and police are said to be treating his death as 'suspicious' and are asking anybody with any information to come forward.

In other news, there are calls for the government to pull out of the Empthrinian rail link and demand a return of the loan given to Empthrinia. Certain findamentalist groups have also called for all Empthrinian immigrants to be deported.
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:o *Rushes to action stations*
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To the Boomobile!!!

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*has a sneaking suspicion*
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Jul 5 2008, 09:34 PM
*has a sneaking suspicion*

Which may well be confirmed shortly. I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm suspecting the same thing as you.
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Findamentalist groups? Don't we have doctors for that?
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HRH King Zog II
Jul 5 2008, 09:42 PM
Findamentalist groups? Don't we have doctors for that?

"Down with the Empthrinians... and the fish!"
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