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Fair Plan for the Mapanganibayan Recovery; A fair deal.
Topic Started: Dec 8 2009, 10:17 PM (346 Views)
DynamoJax
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17th and 20th PM of Ostentia.
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1. 100 units per month, for three months shall be disbursed to the government of Mapanganibayan to use towards recovery.
2. A humanitarian force of at least 4 platoons will be sent to Mapanganibayan to serve as part of the rescue effort and to help restore order for three months. Should the Military Confederation Act pass prior to the end of the three months, the recovery effort shall be subject to such regulations. Additional time, regardless of the status of the MCA, shall need to be approved by the Ostentian House of Commons.
3. Mapanganibayan shall be entitled to ask for any sort of political advice and or intellectual help for up to one whole year, without question.
4. Mapanganibayan shall be entitled to ask for formal relations, if not already established, and any agreement assented to will be effective for one whole year, changeable only by mutual consent.
5. The Government of Ostentia shall established a government and privately monitored charity fund to benefit the government and citizens of Mapanganibayan in their recovery. Citizens of Ostentia are welcome to submit donations of money, food, construction material, or anything that is applicable to the recovery of Mapanganibayan.
6. The Government of Ostentia cannot revoke any part of these terms for at least 3 months upon enactment of the bill.
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Inevitable
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Bill idea thief.

Apart from these two:

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3. Mapanganibayan shall be entitled to ask for any sort of political advice and or intellectual help for up to one whole year, without question.
4. Mapanganibayan shall be entitled to ask for formal relations, if not already established, and any agreement assented to will be effective for one whole year, changeable only by mutual consent.


this bill is effectively identical to mine. It just spreads the funding out more, provides more military assistance (something I was wary of due to the ongoing Assym crisis) and fails to provide relief supplies.

You accuse me of throwing money around when you propose the exact same thing.

And with those two points you insult of the good government of Mapanganibayan. They are not fools; their governments have worked well so far, why would they need our help? Besides, are you suggesting that it is this current government's policy to deny foreign counties advise?

I can see that the Boo Party's recent lapses have truly harmed this fair country more than I feared if this is the sorry depth of modern politics. I had thought we were rid of such political betrayals and theft of policies long ago. You could have simply recommended these ammendments to my own legislation, but no, you sought the glory for yourself. You have betrayed my trust! You have betrayed everyone!

Friendship ends in thirty seconds.

[that last bit will probably be lost on everyone.]
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Lord Wallace Buttersworth
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DynamoJax's has more words, so he made it up. Stop stealing his ideas Inevitable.
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DynamoJax
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17th and 20th PM of Ostentia.
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Inevitable, I apologize if I have offended you in any way. Besides, the bill is merely up for consideration. I am hoping that such a competition helps to formulate a bill by anyone (and yes, that includes you too) that provides effective aid to Mapangnibayan. Perhaps our ideas may be similar in some regards. Yes, some of your ideas are echoed here, I will not be ashamed to admit it. But I took a few steps and additional words to elaborate on your ideas.

As for advice, I do not take the Mapangnibayan government as fools. This is a trying time, and they may need to seek help from other countries, especially intellectual help. I am not trying to say that Ostentia should ever deny such help, but even here, naysayers will attempt to rile it up. By including such a proviso, I'm trying to eliminate the temptation of such naysayers taking control of the situation and taking advantage of any country.

I hope we can continue our neutral, if not good relations. My main goal here was not glory, but to demonstrate that alternate paths exist, and to provide the impetus for all of us to work together to establish a good bill.
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Cieran
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I'd just like to congratulate DJ on a bill without political motivations and direct propaganda. The Boo Party bill seems to have the ulterior motive of boasting about the party itself, having the vanity to name the bill after itself...
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Inevitable
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Cieran
Dec 9 2009, 11:58 AM
I'd just like to congratulate DJ on a bill without political motivations and direct propaganda. The Boo Party bill seems to have the ulterior motive of boasting about the party itself, having the vanity to name the bill after itself...

It would also seem people have forgotton how the Boo Party operate.
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sqeak
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Inevitable
Dec 9 2009, 12:30 AM
Friendship ends in thirty seconds.

[that last bit will probably be lost on everyone.]

Epic Also, yes, stop stealing the Boo Parties Bills.
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Carl Miller
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Cieran
Dec 9 2009, 06:58 AM
I'd just like to congratulate DJ on a bill without political motivations and direct propaganda. The Boo Party bill seems to have the ulterior motive of boasting about the party itself, having the vanity to name the bill after itself...

*grabs a bottle of Jack Dingley's*

Hear hear!
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Commoncold0
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Carl Miller
Dec 9 2009, 04:57 PM
*grabs a bottle of Jack Dingley's*

Hear hear!

Why has this pun only just been brought to my attention?
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