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SkavenAde Pub; IC Discussions ONLY!
Topic Started: Oct 18 2006, 12:44 PM (1,593 Views)
Ratticq of clan Gnawkin	Oct 18 2006, 12:44 PM Post #1
SUIT UP! Posts: 1,802 Group: Throtlings Member #7 Joined: April 9, 2006	Striding into the pub, Ratticq watched some scared Skaven slowly backing off from him, clearly spooked by his size. One that wasn't, was the owner of the pub, a shady figure known as Vermilik Skeneeth. The two have had dealt with one another before, when Ratticq was still working for clan Vinshqueek during his time near Brass Squeek. Nodding towards the owner-rat, he walked towards the bar and slowly sat down in one of the "special seats", which were basically nothing else then reinforced stools for those master moulders that had grown towards a size unheard of for Skaven... A great keg with SkavenAde was placed in front of him and taking a long drink from it, Ratticq felt the licquor burn its way through his system. When asking Vermilik if the farsqueeker could be turned on so he could watch the RatJoust in Marienburg, to keep in tune with how his packmaster Varskik would be performing.
	In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.


Stinkhair	Oct 18 2006, 04:09 PM Post #2
Dr Fleider Krinkelsniff, PhD. Posts: 805 Group: Throtlings Member #5 Joined: April 8, 2006	A little packmaster with long, tatty whiskers, and dark green robes to match, shuffles into the pub, noting, with more than a little apprehension, the giant at the bar. Keeping a respectful distance [edging along the walls], he moves to the bar and pulls out a tiny warpstone token, which he exchanges for a very, very, very small mug of skavenade, before scuffling over to a comfy seat around the edges of the pub to enjoy his tiny drink.. Kicking back, he considers the giant moulder, recognising him as Rattiq the monsterous. A rich rat, by what he'd heard. Looking down at his minute beverage, he contemplates asking the hell-pitter for a job. Someone with his wealth might give his minions enough money to buy at least a regular-sized skavenade each week.. But then, he'd known Fleider was never good with money, or a generous samaritrat, when he'd come to work at the lab... Anyway, once the Doctor's beasts got into the area proper, some real money would start coming in... And then he, Krikkle-rillt, would probably be able to make off with enough for a treat or two of his own.... The white noise of the farsqueeker being activated jerks him out of his contemplations, the packmaster turns, and tries to squeak above the chitter of the pub; "Go 'skavenblight-squeeks'! Good channel! My master fight there, and no adverts-tisements!"
	Mork! We love you! Warning : Stinkhairs are highly meticulous, and present a choking hazard to packlords and small children. Users are advised to update stinkhairs with care, to minimise possible health risks. O gread Morké Y'know, stinky, I think you have an aura of befuddlement. I have to pass a Ld test or will make mistakes in updating ye...


Friar Divik	Oct 18 2006, 07:31 PM Post #3
Friar Moulder Posts: 652 Group: Throtlings Member #20 Joined: May 12, 2006	While one of the bouncer-rats was in a violent discussion with a drunk master moulder, Sneecin grabbed the opportunity to use one of the many holes that littered the foundation of the pub and find himself a way inside the place. Being considered a runt due to his small size, he could usually find himself a way into places that were locked to others. The fact that he had been working as a Skaven Sneak for Friar Divik of the Badlands added to this 'skill', especially as he had done enough errants for the master moulder the past seasons, which had created a trial of learn-by-mistake. One where up to this day, only had to correct small errors and (luckily) never had to battle himself out of a situation. As soon as he crawled out of the holes of the foundation though, he heard a familiar voice that he knew to have heard somewhere before. Quickly scurrying through the crowd, he tried to find the source of the squeak. While he had trouble finding out whom to be whom, the small form of Krikkle-rillt suddenly came into view, a figure he swore to have seen before in the Badlands. Walking up to the little packmaster, he sat down next to him, making the bar-rat laugh as he was now looking at two little runts sitting aside one another. Trying to squeak loud enough for the packmaster to hear, Sneecin spoke: "I know-know you from Badlands. Your master-master moulder too is fighting in Skavenblight?"
	Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. ~ Sun-tzu


Packlord Mirak	Oct 18 2006, 10:01 PM Post #4
Unregistered	i have, after much research-research, have come to inform you that i have produced-produced my own brand of elagening catalyst. it reduces the number of elagening potions needed to use to enlarge somthing by 1/3rd. i also am truly sorry to say that it will cost 40 tokens a pop but it works. OOC: sorry about not sending you the price mork, please put it in.
Unregistered


Stinkhair	Oct 18 2006, 11:10 PM Post #5
Dr Fleider Krinkelsniff, PhD. Posts: 805 Group: Throtlings Member #5 Joined: April 8, 2006	It is a 'proper' catalyst [resuseable, not used in the process], or does it only work once....?
	Mork! We love you! Warning : Stinkhairs are highly meticulous, and present a choking hazard to packlords and small children. Users are advised to update stinkhairs with care, to minimise possible health risks. O gread Morké Y'know, stinky, I think you have an aura of befuddlement. I have to pass a Ld test or will make mistakes in updating ye...


Packlord Mirak	Oct 19 2006, 12:45 AM Post #6
Unregistered	so far mork has not told me, so i guess we have to wait.
Unregistered


RandommaN	Oct 19 2006, 04:27 AM Post #7
Scrokk the Deranged Posts: 555 Group: Throtlings Member #10 Joined: April 10, 2006	Scrokk hobbled into the pub. Two hulking, armoured rat ogres with humanoid torsos for heads following close behind. He looked about suspiciously. It seemed he was in one of his more paranoid moods. He slowly walked up to the bar, watching cautiously about him. Skaven darted to get out of the path of his two beasts, others looked in amasement at their design, or in fear at the array of weapons they sported. The grizzled regulars paid no heed, they were used to Scrokk’s little eccentricities by now. The bartender waited patiently for Scrokk’s arrival, he wondered weather Scrokk would see him as an old friend, a suspicious character or even a bitter enemy today, and even wether he would acknowledge his existence at all. In any case, it helped to treat him with some degree of respect. Scrokk finally reached the bar, and spoke “hello, Vermilik” his tone seemed trusting, at odds with how he reacted to the patrons of the bar. Vermilik breathed a sigh of relief, “what’ll it be?” “the usual”, replied Scrokk. Bilfink had to think for a moment, what was “the usual”? “Large Skavenade?” he asked, trying to sound confident, Scrokk nodded, throwing a few tokens on the bar “keep the change”. Vermilik smiled to himself. Scrokk may be unpredictable, and cares little for the rules of the establisment (beasts aren’t technically permitted within the pub) but he more than made up for it when he felt uncharacteristically generous… or absent minded, Vermilik remembered the heavy bag of tokens he once left on the bar as he fell into one of his trances. Scrokk took his drink and went over to a corner of the pub, his beasts following, knocking over tables, stools and drunkards as they went. Scrokk sat down to enjoy his drink... mutate (ooc aswell): I is have done rename ye bartender, as the melding of the pub to only one (a good move, in my oppinion) would make it look silly to have the same guy with two names, and besides I just used the GW name generator a few times and deleted the title, no independent thaught went into that one.
	Yours is the hand that holds the blade, but I am the voice that tells you where to cut... Vilepaw @ Jun 11 2006 06:02 PM Ooh randoman you cunning devil, i take my hat off to you


Hamlicar	Oct 19 2006, 04:34 PM Post #8
Master Mutator Posts: 681 Group: Throtlings Member #43 Joined: September 17, 2006	You are stupid, yes-yes? Now all want to steal. Much cheaper to steal.
	Yay, I have multiple personalities!


Morkskittar	Oct 19 2006, 07:34 PM Post #9
Yay! My Rat Ogre! ^_^ Posts: 9,134 Group: Outskirter Member #1 Joined: April 6, 2006	But steal-steal also leads to retribution. And now you have shown your true intentions. Pillz
	Novels Written and For Sale: List UE Pub Fight Deaths: 334. Pillz and Pyllz are © by Morkskittar Dark Lord Nihilus Regarding Me: "You're the love child of Vishnu and Pegasus." Stop Geen Toegang! / Complete Works of Morkskittar / Ask a Skaven! 'zodi


Morkskittar	Oct 19 2006, 07:37 PM Post #10
Yay! My Rat Ogre! ^_^ Posts: 9,134 Group: Outskirter Member #1 Joined: April 6, 2006	A rat in the corner glared at the Moulder and his clumsy beast under a thick, black hood. A gleam of something metallic glinted under the thick cloak, and the rat stood, his joints creaking slightly. The cloaked Skaven walked out of the pub, slamming the door shut behind him. Pillz
	Novels Written and For Sale: List UE Pub Fight Deaths: 334. Pillz and Pyllz are © by Morkskittar Dark Lord Nihilus Regarding Me: "You're the love child of Vishnu and Pegasus." Stop Geen Toegang! / Complete Works of Morkskittar / Ask a Skaven! 'zodi


Hamlicar	Oct 19 2006, 07:38 PM Post #11
Master Mutator Posts: 681 Group: Throtlings Member #43 Joined: September 17, 2006	Me dont need steal-steal, poor-poor rat like chriss and kill-kill needs too.
	Yay, I have multiple personalities!


RandommaN	Oct 20 2006, 01:02 AM Post #12
Scrokk the Deranged Posts: 555 Group: Throtlings Member #10 Joined: April 10, 2006	Scrokk was still looking around in suspision at the other rats in the pub, but when he saw the metallic glint, a feral look came to his eyes. Scrokk dropped his tankard and stared at the rat fumbling for a pistol. Damn! they weren't even loaded! how could he forget to load his pistols? He quickly wispered something in the clumsy, gutteral language of the man-things to one of his beasts Remus, follow-follow. beat-hurt, but don't kill-kill The human head nodded in understanding and left the pub. Scrokk relised his mistake, the rat could easily outrun his ogre, weighed down as it was by the heavy, rusted metal plateds hammered into his flesh. He leapt out towards the door, even as his second beast swiped at one of the rats squabbling for the free SkavenAde. Remus, wait-wait Scrokk ran out of the pub, ignoring the pain in his leg. He poked his head out of the door just in time to see...
	Yours is the hand that holds the blade, but I am the voice that tells you where to cut... Vilepaw @ Jun 11 2006 06:02 PM Ooh randoman you cunning devil, i take my hat off to you


Ratticq of clan Gnawkin	Oct 20 2006, 02:35 PM Post #13
SUIT UP! Posts: 1,802 Group: Throtlings Member #7 Joined: April 9, 2006	Morkskittar Oct 19 2006, 09:34 PM But steal-steal also leads to retribution. ...And counter-retribution. chuckles... Just ask s'neek'eep.
	In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.


Chris	Oct 20 2006, 05:54 PM Post #14
For Moot and Elder! Posts: 379 Group: Outskirter Member #38 Joined: August 7, 2006	Hamlicar Oct 19 2006, 07:38 PM Me dont need steal-steal, poor-poor rat like chriss and kill-kill needs too. I'm not poor i have only made an investment... .................. ................. Hey how the hell did you know i was bankrupt? Chris



Stinkhair	Oct 20 2006, 06:39 PM Post #15
Dr Fleider Krinkelsniff, PhD. Posts: 805 Group: Throtlings Member #5 Joined: April 8, 2006	grins Methinks he was just pointing to anyone in the low rankings? wonders why he wasn't named <_< snubs ham :lol: In the end.... stealing isn't very clever....
	Mork! We love you! Warning : Stinkhairs are highly meticulous, and present a choking hazard to packlords and small children. Users are advised to update stinkhairs with care, to minimise possible health risks. O gread Morké Y'know, stinky, I think you have an aura of befuddlement. I have to pass a Ld test or will make mistakes in updating ye...


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