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Moulder Monthly; LXXXIII
Topic Started: Apr 13 2008, 07:34 PM (601 Views)
Morkskittar	Apr 13 2008, 07:34 PM Post #1
Yay! My Rat Ogre! ^_^ Posts: 9,134 Group: Outskirter Member #1 Joined: April 6, 2006	Moulder Monthly LXXXIII Nooz Top Story: Clan Skryre Cuts Off Economic Relations with Clan Moulder A recent attack on a Skryre-held location in the northern World's Edge Mountains has sparked tensions between Clans Moulder and Skryre. A large attack force assaulted and ransacked Mekanik's Lair in the north, and elements of it were found to be Moulderican. Clan Moulder claims that it is not its business in how its beasts are used after they are bought, and that it was led by one of the Lesser Clans. However, Clan Skryre maintains that the force was Moulder-led, which is in direct violation of a recent non-aggression pact between the two Clans. Unreasonably angered by Clan Moulder's reasonable claims, Clan Skryre announced yesterday that until reparations and an official apology is made, all Skryre goods will be pulled off of markets accessible to Moulders. Understandably, many Moulders protested at this, and in response, Clan Moulder has rejected the non-aggression pact, and refuses to sell Moulder goods to Clan Skryre. Both Clans have also put into place harsh punishments on members who are found buying goods from their rival, and Clan Moulder has announced that those found using too much augmentation and automatonatry will suffer 'consequences.' Vendor Violence It seems as if the act of Buying and Selling Goods has become more dangerous. Over the past few weeks, the amount of violence assosciated with buying and selling has increased dramatically, with more vendors attacking customers and customers attacking vendors. However, the second category has become far more common, and economists estimate that if this continues, prices will begin to soar... Tournament Updates: OVEREMPIRE ARENAS: The Weakfest is over, with Moose as the winner. DEAD RAT'S PEAK: The Dead Rat's Hunt ended disappointedly, with Srkitchit winning almost instantly. The Hell Pit and Badlands seasons are starting soon! Be ready! Rumour-Mill: -Clan Moulder plans to take out Clan Skryre, hence the reason for the attack... -Clan Skryre plans to take out Clan Moulder, hence the unreasonable demands... -Ikkilit has finally stopped attacking Skkiter... Sincerely, Favrik-I-Still-Haven't-Figured-Out-Why-I-Sign-These-'Sincerely'-Rat OOC: I feel like I'm forgetting something...
	Novels Written and For Sale: List UE Pub Fight Deaths: 334. Pillz and Pyllz are © by Morkskittar Dark Lord Nihilus Regarding Me: "You're the love child of Vishnu and Pegasus." Stop Geen Toegang! / Complete Works of Morkskittar / Ask a Skaven! 'zodi


Drachau	Apr 13 2008, 08:23 PM Post #2
Druchii Master Moulder Posts: 1,299 Group: Throtlings Member #6 Joined: April 9, 2006	Poor twitch :lol: This is what all of you moulders get for your automotons or whatever... eliminating all class from the pitfighting league
	MP Packlord, Nov. 4/06-March 4/08 Season 2 stats: One tournament win (ratfest, 3 wins) Two tournament runner up (manfest, 2 wins, 1 loss. Tower of death, 1 win 1 loss) (6 wins, 2 losses)


Mouse-sized Moose	Apr 13 2008, 08:47 PM Post #3
Master Mutator Posts: 148 Group: Throtlings Member #628 Joined: November 23, 2007	damn it, there goes my Boiroids...



Undead_Rat	Apr 13 2008, 09:48 PM Post #4
Master Mutator Posts: 1,263 Group: Throtlings Member #208 Joined: June 1, 2007	:lol: closest thing i have to violating that is a beast with a ratling gun :lol: poor Caseph as well, seriously, we have a lot of players here that use a lot Skryre technology Quote: OOC: I feel like I'm forgetting something... maybe it was something about the beastpox?



Sid	Apr 13 2008, 09:57 PM Post #5
Great T'Phon Posts: 809 Group: Deathpitter Member #250 Joined: June 29, 2007	AAAhhhhhh sweet sweet news, thanks mork. Top Story: Clan Skryre Cuts Off Economic Relations with Clan Moulder: interesting, Vendor Violence: I might just have to boost up security. Torument updates: Congrats to moose.
	Death, my friend - so good to see you! Stand aloft and view my soul! I have to say you're looking frightful - Bony chum, you affable ghoul.


Mouse-sized Moose	Apr 13 2008, 10:07 PM Post #6
Master Mutator Posts: 148 Group: Throtlings Member #628 Joined: November 23, 2007	well its not that big of an accomplishment, its just saying i have one of the strongest weakest beasts... As for the robot ban, looks like i have to go back to using good old fashioned Muscle...



Undead_Rat	Apr 13 2008, 10:11 PM Post #7
Master Mutator Posts: 1,263 Group: Throtlings Member #208 Joined: June 1, 2007	who ever said anything about that? you can always use good ol' fashioned comedy... nothing wrong with a funny beast :lol:



Twitch	Apr 14 2008, 01:08 PM Post #8
Mr. Skryre Posts: 1,972 Group: Wyrdpitter Member #64 Joined: January 4, 2007	Drachau Apr 13 2008, 08:23 PM Poor twitch :lol: This is what all of you moulders get for your automotons or whatever... eliminating all class from the pitfighting league chokes errr wtf? hum.. if it means anything i only have one automaton... the rest are beasts with a little light armour to deflect blows... i feel that scorpid is being discriminated against... i think.. i need to lay low... in response to vendor violence i shall offer to create and sell common items that those of you might be after.. warplock pistols rifels rattling guns to those of you wishing to pay.. (prices would probably be slightly cheaper than those in the market.. pm for details.. also, can consequences be elaborated on and what actually counts as to much? i mean there is, can hold up france to much and OMG he has a gun.. hide.
	Thus ends the era of 'Mork controls all' and begins the era of 'I PHINK this is where Twitch's lab is..' Speak friend and enter You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.


Drachau	Apr 14 2008, 05:02 PM Post #9
Druchii Master Moulder Posts: 1,299 Group: Throtlings Member #6 Joined: April 9, 2006	Undead_Rat Apr 13 2008, 09:48 PM Quote: OOC: I feel like I'm forgetting something... maybe it was something about the beastpox? I have a feeling it was his way of saying 'I didnt do influence' @ twitch: You just stand out to me as being a machination kinda guy. Possibly because of the sick creations you made me do pitfights with (And no, I dont think I ever looked at the other beasts in your lab when i was packlord)
	MP Packlord, Nov. 4/06-March 4/08 Season 2 stats: One tournament win (ratfest, 3 wins) Two tournament runner up (manfest, 2 wins, 1 loss. Tower of death, 1 win 1 loss) (6 wins, 2 losses)


Twitch	Apr 14 2008, 09:46 PM Post #10
Mr. Skryre Posts: 1,972 Group: Wyrdpitter Member #64 Joined: January 4, 2007	Drachau Apr 14 2008, 05:02 PM Undead_Rat Apr 13 2008, 09:48 PM Quote: OOC: I feel like I'm forgetting something... maybe it was something about the beastpox? I have a feeling it was his way of saying 'I didnt do influence' @ twitch: You just stand out to me as being a machination kinda guy. Possibly because of the sick creations you made me do pitfights with (And no, I dont think I ever looked at the other beasts in your lab when i was packlord) hehe, wont deny that. however when i joined, no one really mech at all. was my little area changed a little it seamed. VP had autos but i dont think he used them much.. not apart form claw crab..
	Thus ends the era of 'Mork controls all' and begins the era of 'I PHINK this is where Twitch's lab is..' Speak friend and enter You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.


wraith in shadow	Apr 14 2008, 10:54 PM Post #11
Master Moulder Posts: 24 Group: Throtlings Member #450 Joined: October 24, 2007	Curious as to what the inquisition is doing!?
	And with a squeak all was once again a beer fest.


Vermin Lord Skreek	Apr 15 2008, 01:49 AM Post #12
Sexy Beast Posts: 397 Group: Throtlings Member #267 Joined: July 17, 2007	Luckily I dont have any automations, just one mechanicaly enhanced beast, but he dosn't see much action. What about armor? Is powerful armor a violation? Vermin Lord Skreek



Twitch	Apr 15 2008, 07:34 AM Post #13
Mr. Skryre Posts: 1,972 Group: Wyrdpitter Member #64 Joined: January 4, 2007	Vermin Lord Skreek Apr 15 2008, 01:49 AM Luckily I dont have any automations, just one mechanicaly enhanced beast, but he dosn't see much action. What about armor? Is powerful armor a violation? Vermin Lord Skreek aparently... its discrimination agaisnt goose, and boris and other tornie loving beasts, beasts who, under a shell built up of emotions from years of abuse (and a little metal here and there) are still flesh and blood creatures and still wish to participate in torniments.
	Thus ends the era of 'Mork controls all' and begins the era of 'I PHINK this is where Twitch's lab is..' Speak friend and enter You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.


Skritchit	Apr 15 2008, 03:42 PM Post #14
Master Mutator Posts: 606 Group: Throtlings Member #179 Joined: May 1, 2007	Wow, I wish I thought of this one! :lol:
	s'neek'eep @ Jun 19 2007 07:42 PM kinda went outside the box a little...


Skritchit	Apr 15 2008, 03:42 PM Post #15
Master Mutator Posts: 606 Group: Throtlings Member #179 Joined: May 1, 2007	lookit me! double postin and lovin it!
	s'neek'eep @ Jun 19 2007 07:42 PM kinda went outside the box a little...


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