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Who's the coolest?
Dwarves 9 (47.4%)
Elves 4 (21.1%)
The poll is stupid 6 (31.6%)
Total Votes: 19
Dwarves or Elves?; Who's the best?
Topic Started: Wed 18 Apr 2012 11:16:20 (493 Views)
Warlord Arskittar
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Right, after much heated, and violent argument via MSN between me and Sidorio, it was decided to start a Poll and an attached discussion thread to see which race really was the most awesome.

This thread is here to establish who we believe are the coolest race.

Did you vote for:

-The Dwarves
OR
-The Elves

and if so, why?



I personally Voted Dwarf, as I think there is just something very special about the warhammer dwarves, with the axes, the ale, the slayers, the ale, and the mining, and the ale. Dwarves are just cool. You don't argue with a dwarf, you juts go with it. Basically, its like a race of grumpy old men, but with axes. What's not to like?

So, vote in the thread, and then tell us all why you voted the way you did.


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Vote Elves... or else :ph43r:

- Sidorio ^_^
 
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Elves are overrated, go leprechauns (dwarfs)
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Elves may be overrated but I'll vote them over those fat, hairy and ugly midgets anyday! :P
Edited by UnderTheEarth, Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:51:02.
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Wed 18 Apr 2012 12:50:50
Elves may be overrated but I'll vote them over those fat, hairy and ugly midgets anyday! :P
I hate it, elves can do everything over dwarfs and men. I can't stand that imbalance. PLus the fact that a Irish dwarf is awesome.
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An elf, with his beautiful armour, and his divine sword, standing on a cliff edge, chanting a hymn of war.

VS

A short, muscled Dwarf bedecked in armour, and axe in each hand, bellowing oaths to the gods.




Elf=Pretty, nice to look at
Dwarf=Practical, and damn good to have on your side in a fight, a trick for every occasion
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Dwarves get my vote. There be no ginger Scottish elves for starters :P
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Everyone else is doing one so why not..

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Dwarves have beards. Elves don't. Therefore, dwarves > elves. :P

Also, I prefer dwarves for their fighting style. Tech is cooler than magic in my opinion. Magic always seems a bit unfair.
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Damn. The entire goblin tribe is gonna vote dwarves just because they FEAR the elves :P
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Dwarves are far better than elves... Especially if they're Pratchett Dwarves (or Warhammer ones from the 80s) ^_^

Although, I'll admit the androgyny of Elves does make them quite amusing and in general I'd say they're more fun as roleplay characters (purely because of the campness and confusion over gender).

Also, I voted This Poll is Stupid.


-Glod

Also, also, Elves are like owning a Mac ''computer''. You feel cool and other people who own them think you look cool but everyone else thinks you've wasted all your money on something beautiful but useless. :P
 
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I agree with Glod, up to a point. Dwarves, are much more fun to roleplay with! That way you can say things like:

"Shut up man-ling"


where-as an elf would say

"Would'st thou be silent small fellow, and have a a cupcake?"



Just doesnt sound the same!



And can we have a top quotes of MP thread aswell! I think Glods referring to elves as macs has to be in it...
Edited by Warlord Arskittar, Wed 18 Apr 2012 14:39:03.
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Voted elves for gameplay purposes: they are more diverse (3 army variants instead of 1), and I'd bet on any of those 3 over a Dwarf army :P
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Wed 18 Apr 2012 15:49:43
Voted elves for gameplay purposes: they are more diverse (3 army variants instead of 1), and I'd bet on any of those 3 over a Dwarf army :P
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I actually partially agree with Blader.

In a one to one fight though, depending on the location, a dwarf would most likely win..

However, dwarves are still cooler that wood elves, there to...twig like the elves..
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Wed 18 Apr 2012 16:00:23
However, dwarves are still cooler that wood elves, there to...twig like the elves..
This makes no sense... I've tried adjusting for spelling, grammar and puns and it still seems like nonsense to me.

-Glod
 
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