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Arskittars Mind Games!
Topic Started: Thu 26 Jul 2012 12:18:22 (1,466 Views)
Warlord Arskittar
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Well done UTE!

The answer is Riddle!

And next:

I can be put on a table, cut, but not eaten. What am I?
''This is all your fault.''
- Mork (or possibly Gork) on MP Season IV

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Rusty Tincanne
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My obnoxious side wants to say a saw. (As in Table Saw.)

But the pragmatist tells me to say "Table Cloth."

Whoops. I just noticed the "cut" part. I retract my answer(s).
Edited by Rusty Tincanne, Fri 27 Jul 2012 19:13:24.
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Fri 27 Jul 2012 14:23:55
I can be put on a table, cut, but not eaten. What am I?
A deck of cards?

I'll stop attempting to answer stuff now :ph43r:
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Everyone else is doing one so why not..

Totally not my laaaaaab....
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Cards are technically paper and therefore edible. :P

*flees*

Being mostly ink, cellulose and clay, they wouldn't be digestible though.
Edited by Tournaments, Sat 28 Jul 2012 03:28:22.
Long time no see everyone :)
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The answer is indeed, a Pack of Cards.

Another point to Dremore, and a disapproving glare to UTE, and of course, a cookie for the Tournaments profile.

Next Riddle:


What value I hold is not yours to decide,
Many a games start is for me to guide,
Be I thrown in the air,
Be I dropped on the floor,
Tails I have, perhaps even more?

What am I?
''This is all your fault.''
- Mork (or possibly Gork) on MP Season IV

Total Fights:
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The Lab of the Boss
The Coppergrabb Chronicles

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Jorry Potsie
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A coin?

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Warlord Arskittar
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And a point to Jorry!

I made that one yesterday!

Here is one I didn't make:

I drift forever with the current
Down these long canals they've made
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
Multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker
Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
But though I might make living easy,
I'm good at killing people too.
''This is all your fault.''
- Mork (or possibly Gork) on MP Season IV

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The Lab of the Boss
The Coppergrabb Chronicles

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Rusty Tincanne
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:unsure: First guess is wood/bracnhes/sticks.

floats, kills, makes fire, makes homes (easier living).
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Its a good guess, but, it's wrong. :P
''This is all your fault.''
- Mork (or possibly Gork) on MP Season IV

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The Lab of the Boss
The Coppergrabb Chronicles

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Electricity?
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Well done Tapirus!

Well done indeedy!

I shall edit another riddle into this post when I have made one. So that could be a few hours, or a few days B)


Or a few minutes.

Forgive me if its not great, but, seeing as all of you are guessing them so quickly, I think this should be suitably challenging.


Two eyes have I, and a tail that splits,
And a lovely little binder in the middle bit,
I can split almost anything,
Neatly in two,
I do it again and again, just for you,

Whether it be for a puzzle,
Or to make a shape,
You will find my split pieces to be rather great
With a handle of rubber,
And my tail split in twain,
I can be used to in the classroom for your artistic gain.

What am I?
Edited by Warlord Arskittar, Sat 28 Jul 2012 12:33:33.
''This is all your fault.''
- Mork (or possibly Gork) on MP Season IV

Total Fights:
Wins (1) Losses (0) Draw (0)

The Lab of the Boss
The Coppergrabb Chronicles

Services Provided: Contact me via PM for more information on how I can help you! Please use IC PMs!
Proper Good Business (Spying and General Thuggery) Kinda Good Stuff (Gambling Information and Odds) Dead Shifty Stuff (Bet Fixing Rings and Schemes)
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Jorry Potsie
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A pair of scissors?

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I hate you so much

Well done Jorry!

die die die die die die die die

I shall come up with another riddle, or find one, at some point later on :P


However, here is one to keep you busy:


Four men went diving. On the dive one of them was bitten by a shark. One of the other men was horrified, as the man that had been attacked was his son. In anger, he attacked the shark and it killed him. Emergency services arrived, and pulled the survivors to safety. The son was taken to hospital, where on his way into theater, the surgeon stopped the trolley, and said "I cannot operate on this man, for he is my son."

How is this possible?
Edited by Warlord Arskittar, Sat 28 Jul 2012 12:50:25.
''This is all your fault.''
- Mork (or possibly Gork) on MP Season IV

Total Fights:
Wins (1) Losses (0) Draw (0)

The Lab of the Boss
The Coppergrabb Chronicles

Services Provided: Contact me via PM for more information on how I can help you! Please use IC PMs!
Proper Good Business (Spying and General Thuggery) Kinda Good Stuff (Gambling Information and Odds) Dead Shifty Stuff (Bet Fixing Rings and Schemes)
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The surgeon is the boy's mother.
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Totally not my laaaaaab....
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Point to Dremore!

The following one is not one of mine.

I need to make these harder:

One snowy night, Bob was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it. Bob got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Bates, Mark Bates and Paul Bates.
The next day Bob got a note on his door that read '? Bates. He broke your window.'
Which of the three Crimson brothers should Bob question about the incident?


''This is all your fault.''
- Mork (or possibly Gork) on MP Season IV

Total Fights:
Wins (1) Losses (0) Draw (0)

The Lab of the Boss
The Coppergrabb Chronicles

Services Provided: Contact me via PM for more information on how I can help you! Please use IC PMs!
Proper Good Business (Spying and General Thuggery) Kinda Good Stuff (Gambling Information and Odds) Dead Shifty Stuff (Bet Fixing Rings and Schemes)
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