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Not a real Skaven
Topic Started: Sun 28 Aug 2016 18:32:58 (128 Views)
Sod
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*Distributed about the Hell Pit*

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AshenEshin
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MK ULTRA - Skaven style

OoC: Competent? Skaven are competent? When did this happen?
He's not a master assassin!, He is a very naughty boy!
The Rave(-ing Mad) Cave a.k.a my lab
Praise be to Mutae:fsm:
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OOC: LOL! Don't mind me, I just had some extra time that I'm trying to kill while waiting for an important email and figured I'd make something amusing. I hope the absurdity of it can be viewed in a humorous light.
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OOC: I like that you found a mouse in high-heels to portray Tirr
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Gimble Discovered to be masquerading as an Automaton!

WyrdTech Scientists not Surprised!

The notorious thief Gimble has been today declared to be not only a dishonourable cheat but also a fraud. Gimble professes to be an automaton, however this is not the case. Automatons are required under the HellPit Charter of Sentience to have A.I, standing for Artificial intelligence . However according to the mechanics experts at WyrdTech Gimble consists of only an Exo-skeleton (and associated hardware), some sensory gear, an adaptive program to utilise said sensory gear and a so called "trash talking" algorithm, for which he is now infamous, having labeled a skaven of more than double his social standing "pond scum " and a "field mouse". According to his actual standing, the charter lends him slightly higher rights than a door nail.There is clearly something wrong with moulder Gimble's software having labeled the same skaven as before as incompetent, unhelpful and more despite him having an infinitely larger success rate than Gimble and being a member of the most progressive guild in history. We are advised that any who come across Gimble are to stay well away, never make eye contact and never under any circumstances engage him socially or become a creditor, as all of these situations will guaranteedly result in defamation with a high risk of violence.
He's not a master assassin!, He is a very naughty boy!
The Rave(-ing Mad) Cave a.k.a my lab
Praise be to Mutae:fsm:
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OOC: Love it, Ashen!
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AshenEshin
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OoC: I do try :P
He's not a master assassin!, He is a very naughty boy!
The Rave(-ing Mad) Cave a.k.a my lab
Praise be to Mutae:fsm:
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More evidence has been coming to light about Tirr the Tokenless's unSkavenness, namely that he is unable to identify well-known figures clearly. This is a key skill for Skaven to possess, as it allows them to recognise those above them to suck up to/kill. Despite there only being approximately a dozen Lizardman Moulders in Hell Pit, and only one involved closely with Gimble, Tirr still failed to recognise the obvious identity of the second.
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