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Topic Started: Mon 29 Aug 2016 01:46:00 (96 Views)
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Disgraced Moulder Continues to Instigate Guild War

Reeling from the repercussions of his most recent broken contract, Moulder Tirr (whom many have started calling the Tokenless) continues his disastrous death spiral with another hilarious misstep into the abyss. After having revealed guild secrets concerning the Wyrdtech Lab’s “Pact”, the mysterious workings of “Health and Safety”, and even info about his own guildmate’s beasts (including Sinclaw Darklurker’s “Pumpkin”), the disgraced moulder was accosted earlier today while spreading pamphlets designed to draw his reluctant guild into a war with the Shattered Knights.

This comes in the wake of a discovery that Tirr the Tokenless, after having challenged Moulder Gimble to a duel, planned to use the contest as a prelude to ambushing and eliminating the automaton despite claims of good faith and “first blood”. It seems that though he is too cowardly to accept the conditions of the protocol mortis (and put on a good show for the rest of us), he has begun to draft a will and testament with which he plans to frame Moulder Gimble for any misfortune that should befall him.

Despite all these blunders, T.W.I.T. has not yet apprehended Tirr (even with the discovery that he has been masquerading as a skaven though he is not actually a member of the esteemed race) for his attempts to instigate combat between the two honorable guilds. Both guilds and members on all sides have exhibited remarkable restraint during this entire charade and have allowed the Tokenless to continue his farce without retaliation, but one has to wonder, when will their patience with the belligerent Tirr run out? Hopefully Wyrdtech Labs will put a muzzle on the poisonous Tirr soon.

Either way, we salute both the Wyrdtech Labs and Shattered Knights for exercising the most rigid control and maintaining peaceful, if strained, relations despite the provocations of what is clearly a dimwitted and deranged beast attempting to masquerade as a moulder.


Edited by Sod, Mon 29 Aug 2016 01:55:02.
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