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Skretz's Threads; For all your hunt clothing needs
Topic Started: Mon 03 Oct 2016 17:25:41 (125 Views)
Ratty Gnawtail
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Gribble...grib...Gribble!

OOC: Whilst not exactly Rokso's Pub, same rules prolly apply. With there being some interest in purchasing tweed wear and other such hunting gear, i'm opening up Skretz's Threads for IC interaction and fluff-only purchasing of clothing for the kind Messr Skretz.

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Skretz sighed and swept up the dashed remains of the fly that had been for so long his only customer. In truth, he much preferred the fly as a valued customer compared to the three lunatics that were trying on clothing in the back.

He rubbed his eyes and checked to see if the honeycomb extract extra stength moustache wax tins were still in a prominant place.

The shop was lit by several classical styled Warp lanterns and much of the building was crafted in a very nice quality wood (not that most Skaven would or could tell the difference.) Skretz sighed again as he adjusted the sign offering a discount of riding caps.
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Warlock Matik on Ratty's ideas on time manipulation
 
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I secretly suspect that Gribble is the master moulder and Ratty is its beast. :P
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No-yes!
Yes-no!!
NOT THE CUMBERBUN!!!
Do you have this in green?
Ooof, hey don't pinch me ya idjit. We've got the same nervous syste-
GaH, you bit me!
Hold your tongue, old chap.
You've got control of the hands this week though!
Not fair, not fair, not fair! I wanted the yellow bowti-
QUIET!!!!

As one, the heads of Rex fell silent and turned to regard Skretz.
You are the master tailor of this shop, yes? each head of the skavenoid ratking asked in turn, their chorus of voices coordinated and at odds with their mangy and piebald appearance, We require your assistance. We need a riding cap.
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Gribble...grib...Gribble!

Skretz gave a half yelp at the appearance of the ratking before diving into the hat rack.

Several moments passed before a beast comprised of riding hats emerged from a sea of its brothers of tweed, cloth and leather.

It was Skretz.

"An-any take-take your fancy?" came the voice of the Skaven engulfed by hats.
The (mostly) Complete Works of Ratty
Green Seer Gnawtail portrait by ShuNian)

Warlock Matik on Ratty's ideas on time manipulation
 
Red Dwarf is not a good basis for temporal mechanics :7
Sod
 
I secretly suspect that Gribble is the master moulder and Ratty is its beast. :P
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Yes-yes!
No-no!
Oohh, I like that on-
Oh, that would look hideous on us.
Do you have any in green?
I still want a yellow bow tie.
Silence!

I believe you misunderstand me, Master Skretz.
We require a hat.
Singular.
Not plural.
Which will cover our heads.
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Gribble...grib...Gribble!

Skretz sighed and the hats orbiting around him sighed in sympathy.

He returned to the hat rack and came back out on his own. He gave his dyed brown fur a scratch and entered a room marked BWN 38+, with a picture that looked like a dragon crossed with a rhino.

"Living, synthetic, lemon hide, leather, wool, cloth, or an-any type of cured flesh-meat you fancy?"
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Green Seer Gnawtail portrait by ShuNian)

Warlock Matik on Ratty's ideas on time manipulation
 
Red Dwarf is not a good basis for temporal mechanics :7
Sod
 
I secretly suspect that Gribble is the master moulder and Ratty is its beast. :P
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YES!
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Gribble...grib...Gribble!

There was a long pause, then came the sound of a chicken squawking, the sound of a saw, hammering, and finally an almighty belch.

Wisps of smoke curled from under the curtain and a chorus of tiny mechanical rats high above began to whirr and chime in adulation as the giant hat featuring "all of the above" was wheeled out.
The (mostly) Complete Works of Ratty
Green Seer Gnawtail portrait by ShuNian)

Warlock Matik on Ratty's ideas on time manipulation
 
Red Dwarf is not a good basis for temporal mechanics :7
Sod
 
I secretly suspect that Gribble is the master moulder and Ratty is its beast. :P
Morkskittar
 
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Gribble...grib...Gribble!

At that moment a silvery furred female Skaven emerged from a changing room with a pair of scissors in one paw and a collection of spare mechanical parts in the other.

"I made-made your clothes-thing better" she declared, indicating the modifications she had made to the hunting jacket and breeches...mostly to the effect of stitching and attaching all manner of gears and mechanical devices. She had also found a top hat from somewhere and had haphazardly grafted on a spare pair of goggles.

"You...you've ruined it!" cried Skretz.

"No...Brrx made it better" replied Brrx angrily, glancing with bemusement at the ratking in their midst.
The (mostly) Complete Works of Ratty
Green Seer Gnawtail portrait by ShuNian)

Warlock Matik on Ratty's ideas on time manipulation
 
Red Dwarf is not a good basis for temporal mechanics :7
Sod
 
I secretly suspect that Gribble is the master moulder and Ratty is its beast. :P
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Bloody Rain, cursed the Goblin as he made a rather squelchy walk down to market. How it rained underground, he was unsure - probably some sort of buzzard skaven Magic. His weather based toils aside however, the Goblin was here for a far more serious reason, the forthcoming hunt. His much belated mother had always said that he ought to "dress for success" - odd considering she had been dressed to the nines when he sold her.

Hearing the soft ring of the door bell as he stepped in out of the rain, his trusty Squig in tow, Shifty doffed his cap and greeted the proprietor of this odd establishments. "Give us the workz yeah?" he asked, as the Ratmans began to measure him with a tape, divided into metrics of thirteen.

Soon, a set of trousers, a jacket, waistcoat, and coarse looking shirt was delivered to him, alongside a set of wader boots. Looking at himself in the mirror, he look utterly absurd.

"Quality!" declared the Goblin, decreeing that he was clearly the consummate slayer of his enemies, with an almost magnetic attraction for female Greenies, courtesy of these new threadz. Finally, he picked up a long stick, topped with a Squig tooth, leaned on it in a debonair fashion, lighting a cigar as he contemplated the woes of the common man.

I can see why people like this! he thought to himself, snapping out of his gentrified delusion as his Squig began eating a nearby stool.

Chucking the man some Teef, and a business card, which simply read "Goldgrabb & Co. You want it? I got it." he walked back home.
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