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The Quote of the Week Topic; Post your favourite quotes!
Topic Started: Jan 30 2007, 12:10 PM (722 Views)
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Per alxbly's request, this is a list of all the quotes that have been featured in my signature, and will be continuously updated (maybe :unsure: ).
Also, if you have any quotes you want to share, post them here! They can be from anyone, anywhere. And yes, you can quote yourself.

1. “I’m probably the only one here who’s never even played a GameCube, yet own some of its software.” –floorcat, 10/20/06
The quote that started it all. Who else could've inspired something like this?

2. "I don't think I ever want to be a gold member. Remember, one of those perks is Rapueda naked..." –StYoung, 10/27/06
It isn't easy being a gold member.

3. “Didn't you play Toy Story 2, right through to the end? Did you get fussy about what you play before or after that?” –alxbly, 11/2/06
Directed at me, when I was complaining about a game.

4. “I am forever in your debt Mop_it_up. Without your invaluable information I would of gone through the rest of my life spelling ravioli wrong, both in singular and ploral form. You are now the greatest user of the internet ever, at least in my book, which is pretty popular. Popular enough to have a hit rap song based on it.” –StYoung. 11/10/06
StYoung must love his ravioli.

5. “I'll either sell [my dupes], or invent a weapon that fires N64 cartridges. Be careful about what you say or you may be the test target for my Cartridge-Chucker 9000.” –Mop_it_up, 11/16/06
This is where I shamelessly quote myself... :whistle:

6. “Just as we have an unconscious impulse to believe we are the only person in the world, so too are we inclined to be self-centered about all collective bodies we belong to” –dagoss, 11/24/06
This quote fits dagoss to a T. It's one of my favourites.

7. “SUPER-HEAL Ness (sorry... Ness is totally my #2 Jiggly) errr... that almost doesn't sound right...” –floorcat, 11/30/06
From the Smash Hurt 'n Heal game, in response to me giving suggestions on who to use the Super Heal on.

8. “I’d like to thank everyone who sent in positive feedback about the name Wii. Both of you.” –Reggie, 12/8/06
This was the day the Wii launched in Europe. I became totally Wii-centric that week, with Wii aucthor icon, custom title, sig, etc.

9. "Your mom is an ideological construct!" -My sister, 12/16/06
This was during my sister's Christmas vacation. She put that on a shirt.

10. "There is NO Q in RAPUEDA... not even a silent one... just so we're clear on that." -floorcat, 12/29/06
One last futile attempt to teach me to spell.

11. "GOLDENEYE PWNS TEH N00B N64 GAMES THAT START WITH G." -StYoung, 1/12/07
Quoted for truth.

12. "If you look closely you'll see that the N64 closest to the Sega CD has been infected! This is how the Pikachu Edition N64 was born." -alxbly, 1/22/07
This one doesn't work as well taken out of context. There was a picture of some N64's, and you could see a glimpse of a Sega CD. Dagoss made a comment about hoping an N64 didn't get infected with "sucks" from the SCD.

13. "Wait -- is a gay fag a double negative? Would a gay fag be a straight person? Does that make me a gay fag? Oh no --" -dagoss, 1/29/07
Dagoss came out of the closet and stepped right back in. And now he's running for president. Vote Goss.

14. [MISSING]

15. "I don't need to be quoted by Mop again. He already has me on record as a "gay fag", and you know my opponent in the election is going to twist that into something bad!" -dagoss, 2/20/07
Dagoss worrying about his public image.

16. "alxbly kinda sounds like a sexual predator right now..." -StYoung, 2/26/07
Alxbly demanded that more people post pictures of themself in the Pictures of You topic.

17. "Sometimes I get an uncontrollable urge to please people." -Mop_it_up, 2/26/07
This is what I said when I used the last quote due to popular demand. They also demanded this quote.

18. "I am hereby boycotting Gamespot for the piss-poor reviews of N64 games!" -dagoss, 3/5/07
Quoted for truth.

19. "Racer miniums offered various modalities of game, between which the possibility to create the own distances and to defy the friends on the tracks of the own dreams." -translation of Mini Racers, 3/21/07
This is one of those stupid little things that I found funny but probably shouldn't have.

20. "Cheer up alxbly! There're tons of things you can do when you're older than 30 that you usually can't do. Like, uhm, die...?" -StYoung, 3/25/07
St. Smacktalk dishes it out.

21. "A programmer is supposed to have a bit of an artist's, not capitalist's, mindset. And anyone who collects as a hobby, especially with video games, it's supposed to be about fun. This may all seem like idealist, hippie garbage, but whatever I guess." -Shiren Wonders, 4/2/07
I've always felt similar.

22. "I can't wait for someone to ask why we play with crickets so much." -dataDyne, 4/10/07
The first quote from dataDyne... It took long enough!

23. "Something that's telling floorcat that something is telling me that StYoung has some kind of secret Super Mario 64 project is the same something that leads me to believe that floorcat has a secret eBay purchase that he wants to tell us about." -alxbly, 5/2/07
A slow week for quotes.

24. [I don't have any idea what this one was... maybe I miscounted?]

25. "I haven't yet dumped my N64, even though most people tell me I could do better." -Shiren Wonders, June 2007 (can't remember the day)
Shiren needs his own cheering section.

26. "I think summer is a slow month for everyone.
EDIT: Summer isn't a month, is it?" -Mop_it_up
It's so hot, I get seasons and months mixed up. Requested by alxbly.

27. "I don't post randomly, just intelligiently." - Hydronix
"That would have been more convincing if you'd managed to correctly spell 'intelligently'." -alxbly, 7/15/07
Requested by dataDyne.

28. “What N64 character would you be for Halloween? I'd be Goose (Pilotwings 64). I'm already tall and lanky, all I need is some clothes made out of American flags and some bad ass goggles." –dagoss
No comment necessary.

29. “Though I have to admit [alxbly], you're starting to scare me. First we discover you're a crazed pedophile with an ice-cream truck, then you participate in a gay, vegetable filled orgy and now you discover this?" –dataDyne
I guess you had to be there. *shudders*

30. "Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo are being too friendly. I want to turn on the TV and see the Master Chief beating the crap out of Solid Snake or Mario laughing at people as they pay ridiculous amounts for a PS3." -dagoss
The plain truth from the man who's always right.

31. "Your entry is contains an error." -My computer's impression of irony.

32. "Scary Christmas and a Crappy New Year!" -Mop_it_up, 12/24/07
I hate Christmas. Everyone's too... happy.

33. “Threesomes get boring eventually and then you're into foursomes, group stuff and the road to ruin. I don't even consider it now unless there's a room full of people." –Alxbly
The less said here, the better.

34. “I don't like you, Gossy. Did that help?” –Alxbly, 1/18/08
I forget what this was in response to...

35. “But beer still tastes horrible." –Ragedy, 1/26/08
Pure BLASPHEMY!

36. “ENDLESS OCEAN REVIEW: This game is good. Buy it. And if you go by the moniker of "Mop_it_up" you should definitely buy it. And go diving with floorcat. And dagoss. Even though dagoss doesn't seem to ever pay attention to repeated pleas for his Endless Ocean friend code. The End.” –Floorcat, 2/12/08
The prophecy has been fulfilled.

37: "I remember renting M:I and hating it. I trust my instincts and, thanks to Mop's insistence that it isn't terrible, I am now officially declaring Mission: Impossible to be the worst game on the N64." -Dagoss, 3/14/08
More BLASPHEMY!

38: "If it was a third rate N64 game you'd love it. Mission Impossible... *shakes head*" -Alxbly, 3/27/08
In response to me saying I didn't much care for The Wind Waker. Probably a true statement.

39: "What do you call four Snakes fighting on Final Destination?
Snakes on a plain!
... I'll show myself out." -Dagoss
So clever... and yet, so lame.
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Any quotes by me and/or involve something I said are the greatest.
dagoss,Nov 17 2007
05:13 PM
OMG, this is the best topic ever made.  I nominate Steve for God!
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14. "Any quotes by me and/or involve something I said are the greatest" - StYoung, 30 Jan 2007.
StYoung voices his thoughts on the Quote of the Week topic.
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I don't even remember saying #6. But its megalomaniacal that it must be me.
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I just noticed GameFAQs is having a Greatest Video Game Quote contest, and you can nominate 10 different quotes!
The only one I could think of right now is "I feel asleep!" which is currently in my sig. That means I can nominate 9 more! Can anyone think of any good game quotes?
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"You must gather your party before venturing forth!"
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*cough*forgotten topic*cough*
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"You suck!" ~T. Hoppy Clone
"You blow!" ~T. Hoppy
"Your momma's a claymate!" ~T. Hoppy Clone
"Ooh! Somebody needs a ride in the hurtmobile!" ~T. Hoppy
"Err! What a rip!!" ~T. Hoppy Clone
"Chicken Giblets!" ~T. Hoppy
*crowd cheers*
"Claytality!" ~Announcer

"Don't insult what little intelligience I have." ~Meatwad
Even bastards need to let off some steam.

And apparently have more egos than Waffles.
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"Quoting yourself is stupid." -Mop_it_up
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"If video games have taught us anything, it's that prostitutes and strippers have the highest life expectancy since they're always flashing." - My friend
JadeYoshi from GameFAQs.
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"Don't get me wrong, seeing Waluigi up there would be dumb, I'm sure everybody would rather see Brian up there in his polygonal glory, in comparison, anyway." ~Myself(on a different board, for the neglected forum, and referring to Quest 64's Brian)
Even bastards need to let off some steam.

And apparently have more egos than Waffles.
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Nintendo sixty-floorcat :P
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Kotaku.com on 4/30/2007, talking about Raiden III controls
Everybody knows that when you get to a screen you can't progress, you mash. You mash every single button, repeatedly, and you mash them in every combination you can think of, and you do not stop until you get a result.

... just thought it was not only funny, but ALSO one of the fundamental truths of the gaming universe.
Now Playing: Clash Royale (mobile), Gravity Rush 2, Rayman Legends, Project CARS, Uncharted 4 Survival Mode ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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A slow month for quotes...

I also still can't remember what happened to #14. I think it was something that Kerr Avon said, but I just... :unsure:
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"I've got something the typical gamer wouldn't have. It's called a GameCube." - Mop_it_up, 5/5/07
Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times
-alxbly
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Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843
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Jan 30 2007, 04:07 PM
14. "Any quotes by me and/or involve something I said are the greatest" - StYoung, 30 Jan 2007.
StYoung voices his thoughts on the Quote of the Week topic.

np
dagoss,Nov 17 2007
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OMG, this is the best topic ever made.  I nominate Steve for God!
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"WHAT'S WITH THE FRAMERATE?!"-a friend of mine on the game & watch. quote was sarcastic but we still laugh at it to this day.
Peace out y'all
(contrary to what my email address says, i'm actually a guy)
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"Let's make like hockey sticks and get the puck out of here." ~Shaggy(Robot Chicken)

That was the exact quote...terrible pun, no?
Even bastards need to let off some steam.

And apparently have more egos than Waffles.
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This is by far the best quote of the week we've had here in a long time:

I don't post randomly, just intelligiently. - Hydronix
That would have been more convincing if you'd managed to correctly spell "intelligently". - Alxbly
Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times
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I aim to please! :D
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Jul 15 2007, 12:51 PM
I aim to please! :D

Excellent choice Mop. ^_^
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This hasn't been updated in a while so here's one of my recent favorites:

dagoss
Sep 30 2007, 08:58 PM
I'm actually the one who disabled Saint Young's Internet access.  Soon all of N64dom will be mine, and such and such.


^_^
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UPDATED with all your (my) favourite quotes!
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