101 ways to kill a Tribal from Jet Force Gemini.

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101 ways to kill a Tribal from Jet Force Gemini.
Topic Started: Feb 18 2007, 01:57 PM (725 Views)
Rapueda	Feb 18 2007, 01:57 PM Post #1
Gemini Squadron Posts: 3,014 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 5, 2006	In case you don't know what Tribals, here is a picture. They are basically helpless little albino Ewoks. 1. Throw them in a cauldron of hot tar. 2. Bury them alive.



dataDyne	Feb 18 2007, 02:38 PM Post #2
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	3. Strange them to death due to the frustration of not being able to find them all. 4. Throw them off a cliff
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


Mop_it_up	Feb 18 2007, 02:38 PM Post #3
Dark Birdo Posts: 5,141 Group: Admin Member #24 Joined: August 8, 2006	5. Call up the Nintendo lawyers and report them as a copyright infringement. BTW, are those the enemies in Jet Force Gemini?
	===MISQUOTE OF THE MONTH=== ""I vomited eleven times today, what's your excuse?" -dataDyne


dataDyne	Feb 18 2007, 02:41 PM Post #4
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	Mop_it_up Feb 18 2007, 02:38 PM BTW, are those the enemies in Jet Force Gemini? Nope, they're basically little animals that have been captured by the enemies. One of the main objects of the game is to rescue them all. 6. Round them up, drop them off at Sony HQ and let nature take its course.
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


Mop_it_up	Feb 18 2007, 02:43 PM Post #5
Dark Birdo Posts: 5,141 Group: Admin Member #24 Joined: August 8, 2006	dataDyne Feb 18 2007, 03:41 PM Mop_it_up Feb 18 2007, 02:38 PM BTW, are those the enemies in Jet Force Gemini? Nope, they're basically little animals that have been captured by the enemies. One of the main objects of the game is to rescue them all. Then why are we wanting to kill them? 7. Convert them to binary and place them into a computer with Windows Vista.
	===MISQUOTE OF THE MONTH=== ""I vomited eleven times today, what's your excuse?" -dataDyne


stinger9142	Feb 18 2007, 03:16 PM Post #6
Killed the other 9141 Posts: 910 Group: Member Member #48 Joined: December 4, 2006	8. throw a shuriken and lop its head off!



Rapueda	Feb 18 2007, 06:16 PM Post #7
Gemini Squadron Posts: 3,014 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 5, 2006	Mop_it_up Feb 18 2007, 02:43 PM Then why are we wanting to kill them? Because they're freaky and weak, and their heads fly off when you shoot them. B) 9. Feed them to the lions. 10. Knife them with a broken bottle.



dagoss	Feb 18 2007, 11:10 PM Post #8
Level 1 Scholar / Level 10 Wizard Posts: 2,851 Group: Member Member #29 Joined: September 20, 2006	Abort them in the 2nd trimester x 30
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dataDyne	Feb 19 2007, 12:25 AM Post #9
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	12. Douse their heads in sulphuric acid. 13. Stone them to death.
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


dagoss	Feb 19 2007, 07:20 AM Post #10
Level 1 Scholar / Level 10 Wizard Posts: 2,851 Group: Member Member #29 Joined: September 20, 2006	Cast "Finger of Death", but get a wild surge that throws a cow instead.
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Rapueda	Feb 19 2007, 05:20 PM Post #11
Gemini Squadron Posts: 3,014 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 5, 2006	15. Guillotine. 16. Tie them to train tracks.



dagoss	Feb 19 2007, 08:35 PM Post #12
Level 1 Scholar / Level 10 Wizard Posts: 2,851 Group: Member Member #29 Joined: September 20, 2006	17. Force a fishing line down their throat and yank it out, pulling up their stomach and inverting it, thus spilling out all the acid.
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dataDyne	Feb 20 2007, 01:22 AM Post #13
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	18. Burn them alive 19. Remove their eyes and lead them off a cliff, Abe's Oddysee style!
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


Rapueda	Feb 20 2007, 09:39 AM Post #14
Gemini Squadron Posts: 3,014 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 5, 2006	20. Put them in a rocket, then fire it at the sun.



dataDyne	Feb 21 2007, 01:29 AM Post #15
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	21. Feed them to sharks 22. Suffocate them with a pillow
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


Rapueda	Feb 21 2007, 06:20 AM Post #16
Gemini Squadron Posts: 3,014 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 5, 2006	23. Use them as a pi�ata.



dataDyne	Feb 21 2007, 02:41 PM Post #17
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	24. Slingshot them into the ocean. 25. Club them
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


Mop_it_up	Feb 21 2007, 03:20 PM Post #18
Dark Birdo Posts: 5,141 Group: Admin Member #24 Joined: August 8, 2006	26. Have them read through this topic. This certainly paints you guys in a different light.
	===MISQUOTE OF THE MONTH=== ""I vomited eleven times today, what's your excuse?" -dataDyne


dagoss	Feb 21 2007, 08:06 PM Post #19
Level 1 Scholar / Level 10 Wizard Posts: 2,851 Group: Member Member #29 Joined: September 20, 2006	27. Mop them up!
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dataDyne	Feb 22 2007, 01:16 AM Post #20
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	Mop_it_up Feb 21 2007, 03:20 PM 26. Have them read through this topic. This certainly paints you guys in a different light. Yeah, looking over my last few posts in this topic, I'm starting to a bit ashamed of myself. But hey, they're not real, right? RIGHT?
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


stinger9142	Feb 22 2007, 06:22 AM Post #21
Killed the other 9141 Posts: 910 Group: Member Member #48 Joined: December 4, 2006	28. get them hooked on cocaine and heroin, then sit back and watch them self destruct. 29. keep them in a well in your basement. kill them, skin them, and make a tribal suit to parade around in. - (from silence of the lambs.) 30. sterlyze all the males, and wach them slowly drift towards extinction. wow, i sound like a sociapath



Rapueda	Feb 22 2007, 09:00 AM Post #22
Gemini Squadron Posts: 3,014 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 5, 2006	stinger9142 Feb 22 2007, 06:22 AM wow, i sound like a sociapath 31. Beat them to death with a boot. 32. Smother them in gravy and throw them at a hungry bear.



dataDyne	Feb 22 2007, 02:30 PM Post #23
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	33. Send them all on a skydiving trip, without parachutes.
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


stinger9142	Feb 22 2007, 03:02 PM Post #24
Killed the other 9141 Posts: 910 Group: Member Member #48 Joined: December 4, 2006	34. tell them all they have won a contest and will receive a free cruise. when they are all loaded up and on their way, sink the ship B)



Rapueda	Feb 22 2007, 06:46 PM Post #25
Gemini Squadron Posts: 3,014 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 5, 2006	35. Force them into an oven and set it to "clean".



dagoss	Feb 22 2007, 11:41 PM Post #26
Level 1 Scholar / Level 10 Wizard Posts: 2,851 Group: Member Member #29 Joined: September 20, 2006	36. Beat them with sausage links!
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dataDyne	Feb 22 2007, 11:46 PM Post #27
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	37. Gather them all into a puddle of water, then electrocute them.
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


dagoss	Feb 22 2007, 11:52 PM Post #28
Level 1 Scholar / Level 10 Wizard Posts: 2,851 Group: Member Member #29 Joined: September 20, 2006	38. Make them read a collection of American Literature
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dataDyne	Feb 22 2007, 11:57 PM Post #29
You don't stand a chance Posts: 3,865 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: April 13, 2006	39. Subject them to 72 hours of nothing but Bold and the Beautiful re-runs.
	Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But hit a man with a brick, and you can have all his fish. And his wife.


Rapueda	Feb 23 2007, 08:32 AM Post #30
Gemini Squadron Posts: 3,014 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: April 5, 2006	40. Make them drink Kool-Aid laced with cyanide. 41. Steamroller.


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