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| 101 ways to kill a Tribal from Jet Force Gemini. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 18 2007, 01:57 PM (4,429 Views) | |
| Rapueda (retired) | Feb 18 2007, 01:57 PM Post #1 |
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In case you don't know what Tribals, here is a picture. They are basically helpless little albino Ewoks.![]() 1. Throw them in a cauldron of hot tar. 2. Bury them alive. |
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| dataDyne | Feb 18 2007, 02:38 PM Post #2 |
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3. Strange them to death due to the frustration of not being able to find them all. 4. Throw them off a cliff |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| Mop it up | Feb 18 2007, 02:38 PM Post #3 |
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5. Call up the Nintendo lawyers and report them as a copyright infringement. BTW, are those the enemies in Jet Force Gemini? |
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| dataDyne | Feb 18 2007, 02:41 PM Post #4 |
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Nope, they're basically little animals that have been captured by the enemies. One of the main objects of the game is to rescue them all. 6. Round them up, drop them off at Sony HQ and let nature take its course. |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| Mop it up | Feb 18 2007, 02:43 PM Post #5 |
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Then why are we wanting to kill them? 7. Convert them to binary and place them into a computer with Windows Vista. |
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| stinger9142 | Feb 18 2007, 03:16 PM Post #6 |
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8. throw a shuriken and lop its head off! |
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| Rapueda (retired) | Feb 18 2007, 06:16 PM Post #7 |
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Because they're freaky and weak, and their heads fly off when you shoot them. B) 9. Feed them to the lions. 10. Knife them with a broken bottle. |
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| dagoss | Feb 18 2007, 11:10 PM Post #8 |
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Abort them in the 2nd trimester x 30
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| dataDyne | Feb 19 2007, 12:25 AM Post #9 |
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12. Douse their heads in sulphuric acid. 13. Stone them to death. |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| dagoss | Feb 19 2007, 07:20 AM Post #10 |
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Cast "Finger of Death", but get a wild surge that throws a cow instead. |
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| Rapueda (retired) | Feb 19 2007, 05:20 PM Post #11 |
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15. Guillotine. 16. Tie them to train tracks. |
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| dagoss | Feb 19 2007, 08:35 PM Post #12 |
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17. Force a fishing line down their throat and yank it out, pulling up their stomach and inverting it, thus spilling out all the acid. |
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| dataDyne | Feb 20 2007, 01:22 AM Post #13 |
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18. Burn them alive 19. Remove their eyes and lead them off a cliff, Abe's Oddysee style! |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| Rapueda (retired) | Feb 20 2007, 09:39 AM Post #14 |
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20. Put them in a rocket, then fire it at the sun. |
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| dataDyne | Feb 21 2007, 01:29 AM Post #15 |
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21. Feed them to sharks 22. Suffocate them with a pillow |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| Rapueda (retired) | Feb 21 2007, 06:20 AM Post #16 |
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23. Use them as a piņata. |
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| dataDyne | Feb 21 2007, 02:41 PM Post #17 |
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24. Slingshot them into the ocean. 25. Club them |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| Mop it up | Feb 21 2007, 03:20 PM Post #18 |
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26. Have them read through this topic. This certainly paints you guys in a different light. |
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| dagoss | Feb 21 2007, 08:06 PM Post #19 |
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27. Mop them up! |
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| dataDyne | Feb 22 2007, 01:16 AM Post #20 |
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Yeah, looking over my last few posts in this topic, I'm starting to a bit ashamed of myself. But hey, they're not real, right? RIGHT? |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| stinger9142 | Feb 22 2007, 06:22 AM Post #21 |
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28. get them hooked on cocaine and heroin, then sit back and watch them self destruct. 29. keep them in a well in your basement. kill them, skin them, and make a tribal suit to parade around in. - (from silence of the lambs.) 30. sterlyze all the males, and wach them slowly drift towards extinction. wow, i sound like a sociapath
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| Rapueda (retired) | Feb 22 2007, 09:00 AM Post #22 |
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31. Beat them to death with a boot. 32. Smother them in gravy and throw them at a hungry bear. |
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| dataDyne | Feb 22 2007, 02:30 PM Post #23 |
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33. Send them all on a skydiving trip, without parachutes. |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| stinger9142 | Feb 22 2007, 03:02 PM Post #24 |
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34. tell them all they have won a contest and will receive a free cruise. when they are all loaded up and on their way, sink the ship B) |
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| Rapueda (retired) | Feb 22 2007, 06:46 PM Post #25 |
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35. Force them into an oven and set it to "clean". |
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| dagoss | Feb 22 2007, 11:41 PM Post #26 |
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36. Beat them with sausage links! |
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| dataDyne | Feb 22 2007, 11:46 PM Post #27 |
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37. Gather them all into a puddle of water, then electrocute them. |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| dagoss | Feb 22 2007, 11:52 PM Post #28 |
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38. Make them read a collection of American Literature |
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| dataDyne | Feb 22 2007, 11:57 PM Post #29 |
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39. Subject them to 72 hours of nothing but Bold and the Beautiful re-runs. |
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Give this man a fish, and he can throw it up eleven times -alxbly PSN: LifeIsPreachy Mario Kart Wii: 0088 - 2869 - 9843 | |
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| Rapueda (retired) | Feb 23 2007, 08:32 AM Post #30 |
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40. Make them drink Kool-Aid laced with cyanide. 41. Steamroller. |
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