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101 ways to kill a Tribal from Jet Force Gemini.
Topic Started: Feb 18 2007, 01:57 PM (4,428 Views)
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42. Make them play through Carmageddon 64.
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43. Employ them at Titus
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44. Use them as a baseball.
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45. Nuke them
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46. Slice it in half.

47. Tear out it's throat with your bare hands (no pun intended).

48. Eat it.

49. Tell it how many copies Jet Force Gemini would actually sell, where-upon it would commit suicide.
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50. Boil them in a large cauldron
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51. Strap them to a nuclear bomb, then drop it from an airplane.

52. Force them to use a Gameshark with Jet Force Gemini. >_<
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53. Dress them up as pigs and send them to an abbattoir.

54. Eject them out of a helicopter.
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55. Force them into a battle of wits against dagoss.

56. Hire them to steal floorcat's catnip.
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57. Place them between dagoss and Kerr Avon (otherwise known as "No Man's Land").

58. Turn their existence into a Hurt and Heal game.
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59. Drop an anvil on them.
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60. Send them to a Slayer concert.
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61. Tape some fireworks to them, and launch them into oblivion.
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62. Cause their heads to "asplode"
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63. Make them sit in a room with Dr Randall, who has the audacity to say that the Tribals did a bad job doing something that he himself does a horrible job doing every day, largely because he is a self-absorbed, egotistical jackass who cares nothing for his students and has his head so far up his deconstructive ass that he can't see that no one listens to him when he in talking, like the broken record of a man who drinks alone plays in the background.

*whew* That felt good!
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64. Put one in between Dagoss and Dr Randall when they're having a lovers tiff! :lol:
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65. Use one to beat Alxbly with for wasting the 64th killing method for something so silly.

PS I must have made a typo when I referred to that man as "Dr". Not that this has any personal connection or anything like that >_>
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66. Sentence them to "Hanging, drawing and quartering".
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67. Use an over-sized mouse trap.
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68. Gas them in a Nazi gas chamber.
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69. Hook them up to an IV drip filled with gravy.
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70. Inject oxygen into their veins.
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71. Freeze them with liquid nitrogen, then hit them with a hammer.
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72. Run them over with a Jeep.
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73. "Accidental" heroin overdose.

74. Hit and run.
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75. Inflate it until it pops.
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76. Feed them cyanide-laced cookies.

77. Crush them with over a ton of steel (Looney Tunes style).

78. Gather them all into a circle, then lob a grenade into the middle.

79. Drown them in the ocean.

80. Store them in a plastic container without air holes.
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81. Use them as skeet shooting targets.
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So your going to beat off on them?
dagoss,Nov 17 2007
05:13 PM
OMG, this is the best topic ever made.  I nominate Steve for God!
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Mar 19 2007, 07:53 PM
So your going to beat off on them?

:whistle:

82. Burn them to death with a giant microscope.

83. Launch them out of a cannon directed towards a brick wall.

84. Slap them....really hard?
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