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101 ways to kill a Tribal from Jet Force Gemini.
Topic Started: Feb 18 2007, 01:57 PM (726 Views)
Rapueda
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85. Make them drink a gallon of Everclear.
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86. Use a Cerebral Bore in their general vicinity...?
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87. Tie a rope around it's neck then push it off a cliff (at least 50m high). If you use a long length of rope (about 40m would be perfect) then the head will come clean off.
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88. Castrate the male tribals with no anesthetic. It may not kill them, but it'll hurt. >_<
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89. As above, but use salt and vinegar to stop the bleeding. <_>
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90, 91. Keep one. Nurture it like it was your only friend and promise your parents you'll take good care of it. Wait a couple years and but a new, younger Tribal while the former one dies a lonely, neglected death. Repeat the process again, but this time get a pet rock as a replacement.


dagoss
Nov 17 2007, 05:13 PM
OMG, this is the best topic ever made.  I nominate Steve for God!
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92. Beat them to death with cricket bats.

93. Karate chop them in the throat continuously.

94. Twist their heads around until their necks snap.
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Keep this going, we're almost at the end!

95. Sterilise them

96. Place hot coals on their eyes, King Herod style!
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97. Make them eat dry ice.
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98. Lock one in an industrial freezer and leave it in there for a couple of days.

99. Tie it to a busy train track.

100. Starve a pen of wild baboons for a few days then push in a tribal.

One more to go...
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101. Tie them to some train tracks.

That finally concludes quite possibly the most dragged on thread in the history of this forum.
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dataDyne
Apr 16 2007, 10:11 PM
That finally concludes quite possibly the most dragged on thread in the history of this forum.

And the only thread terrifying enough to send chills down my spine.

EDIT: Sorry, didn't realize this was locked. :(
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