Things you don't want to hear on Christmas

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Topic Started: Dec 25 2007, 11:41 PM (475 Views)

Mop it up

Dec 25 2007, 11:41 PM Post #1

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A bit late, but here goes:

THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR ON CHRISTMAS

-“Now why the heck are they blinking?”

-“I said I wanted some stout, not a stoat!”

-“Don’t worry, it’s inflammable!”

-“If that’s the eggnog, then what’s this I’m drinking?”

-“This present is ticking! It must be a clock.”

-“I don’t remember hiring a Santa.”

-“No, I said I wanted the Clapper!”

Add to, if you like.

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Dec 25 2007, 11:50 PM Post #2

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"I kept the turkey from last year in the deep freeze. You'd can hardly taste the difference"

"It was this time last year that my wife left me"

"I found this lying at the side of the road and thought you'd like it"

Mop it up

Dec 25 2007, 11:57 PM Post #3

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"I made a new pizza with candy canes! I call it Crustmas!"

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Dec 26 2007, 05:42 PM Post #4

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Q: "Oh, Christmas pudding! What's in it?"
A: *nasty grin* "...Christmas"

(And this, I actually DID witness last night!)

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Rapueda (retired)

Dec 29 2007, 03:18 PM Post #5

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"I thought hot pink was your favorite color."

"It's an accordion!"

"What are we going to do with all that coal you got???"

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Feb 18 2011, 10:08 PM Post #6

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dont worry you'll grow into it
i thought you'd like it

Plato "wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something"


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